Chords for Tenacious D - Kickapoo (Lyrics)

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[C] _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] A long-ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo
[Am] There lived a humble family, religious through and through
[C] But [F] Yadar was a black sheep and he knew just what to [G] do
[Dm] His name was Young JP and he refused to step in line
[Am] A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time
[F] He wrote a tasty jam [C] and all the planets did [G] align _ _ _ _ _
Oh, [A] the dragon's balls were blazing as [C] I stepped into his cave
[G] Then I sliced his fucking cockles [Bb] with a long and shiny blade
[A] So as I, you fuck the dragon, fuck [C] a lysing, fuck a loon
[G] And if you try to fuck with [Bb] me, then I shall fuck [A] you too
_ [C] Gotta [G] get it on in the [A] party zone
_ _ [C] I got to shoot a load in the [A] party zone
Get _ [G] _
a load in the [A] party zone
Fuck [G] _
a show in the [A] party zone
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_ _ [G] You've disobeyed my orders, [Bb] son, that way you'll never fawn
[F] Your brother's skin-times better than [Ab] you, Jesus, what's been [G] more?
This music that you play [Bb] for us comes from the depths of hell
[F] Rock and roll's the [Ab] devil's work, he will teach you to rebel
[G] You become a mindless puppet, [Bb] be on some mouth or scream
[F] Your heart will lose [Ab] direction, then KIC [G] will bring
_ [Bb] You better shut your mouth, you [G] better watch your tone
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You've got it four feet but [G] no telephone
You [A] _ [Bb]
only hear [F] your pad, nobody [G] hear your moan
[Bb] You gotta please [F] the Lord, you're in [G] my home _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [G] _ Dio, can you hear me?
I [Bb] am lost and [Ebm] so alone
[Bb] [F] I'm asking for your guidance, won't [Ab] you come down from your throne?
[G] I need a tight compadre who [Bb] will teach me how to rock
[F] My father thinks you're evil, [Ab] but man, he can suck a cock _
[G] Rock is not the devil's [Bb] work, it's magical and rad
[F] I'll never rock as long as I [Ab] am stuck here with my _ dad
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_ _ _ _ [C] I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry [C] for the rock
But to learn the [Bb] ancient method, secret doors you must unlock
[C] Seek your [B] father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood
On a journey you must go [Bb] to find the land of Oz
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_ _ _ In the city of fallen angels, [F] where the ocean meets [Ab] the sand
You [C] will form a strong alliance and [F] the world's most awesome [Ab] band
To [C] find your fame and fortune, through [Fm] the valley you must walk
[Cm] You will face our inner demons, [F] now bow [Ab] my son [G] and rise _ _
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_ Little Jables can fucking kick a poo with hunger in his heart
[D] And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
But [Bb] in the end he knew that he would [F] find his God [C] above
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_ [D] _ _ [Eb] _ Rock! _ _
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