Kickapoo Chords by Tenacious D

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_ [G] _ _ A [Dm] long-ass fuckin' time ago, in a town called Kickapoo,
[Am] There lived a humble family, religious through and [C] through,
But [F] Jay there was a black sheep, and [C] he knew just what to [G] do.
[Dm] His name was Young JP, and he refused to step in line,
[Am] A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time,
[F] He wrote a tasty jam, [C] and oh, the planets did [G] align. _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing as [C] I stepped into his cave,
[G] Then I sliced his fucking cockles [Bb] with a long and shiny blade,
[A] Twas I who fucked the dragon, [C] fuck a lice, and fuck a loon,
[G] And if you try to fuck with [Bb] me, then I shall fuck [A] you too.
_ [C] Gotta get it [G] on in the [A] party zone,
_ _ [C] I got the [G] suit and load in the [A] party zone,
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Load in [A] the party zone,
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Shoad in [A] the party zone,
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_ [G] You dissipate my words, [Bb] son, why were you ever born?
[F] Your brother's ten times better than [Ab] you, Jesus loves him [G] more,
This music that you play [Bb] for us comes from the depths of hell,
[F] Rock and roll's the devil's [Ab] work, he wants you to rebel,
[G] You become a mindless puppy, [Bb] the other man will over-sleep,
[F] Your heart will lose [Ab] direction, and chaos [G] it will bring.
_ [Bb] You [F] better shut your mouth, you [G] better watch your tone,
_ [Bb] You've got it for a week with [G] no telephone,
_ _ [Bb] You wanna hear your cry, [G] don't wanna hear your moan,
[Bb] You gotta praise the Lord [G] when you're in my home.
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_ _ _ Dio, can you hear [Bb] me?
I am lost and so alone,
[F] I'm asking for your guidance, won't you [Ab] come down from your throne?
[G] I need a tight compadre who will [Bb] teach me how to rock,
[F] My father thinks you're evil, but [Ab] man, he can suck a cock,
_ [G] Rock is not the devil's work, [Bb] it's magical and rad,
[F] I'll never rock as long as I [Ab] am stuck here with my [G] _ dad.
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_ [Ab] _ I [C] hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock,
But to learn the ancient [Bb] methods, secret doors you must unlock,
[C] To save your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood,
On a journey you must go to [Bb] find the land of _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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In the city of fallen angels, where [F] the ocean meets the [Ab] sand,
You will [C] form a strong alliance, [F] and the world's most [Ab] awesome prayer,
_ [C] Find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must [Ab] walk,
[Cm] You will face our inner demons, [F] now go, my [Ab]
son, [G] and rock!
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[G] So he built him fucking Kickapoo, with hunger in his heart,
[D] And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art,
[Bb] But in the end he knew that he [F] would find his [C] God, but [Eb] rock! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ [Eb] Rock!
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_ _ _ [C] Rock!
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