Chords for Kinky Friedman - Waitret Please Waitret

[N] _ [C] All right, I'm wired and inspired now [Eb] fasten your seatbelts let's turn on the juice and cut the damn thing loose _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ Well, [E] I pulled in the Dalit on a [A] cold December [E] day
More coffee and a donut at [B] the greasy spoon cafe
_ [E] Spied me a pretty young waitress
_ [A] Standing by a [E] tray, but you couldn't believe her sweet young ears [B] when the waitress heard me [E] say
_ _ All wait _
_ Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap.
[B] Well, it ain't no disgrace.
Well, [E] bring me a low-star [A] making
[E] Case and wait, please wait, come [B] sit on my [E]
face
_ _ Then I walked up to the jukebox
[A] Feeling I would [E] be the waitress said hey stupid.
[B] That's a cigarette machine
[E] Well, look here young waitress, would [A] you care to make a [E] bed and if that there ain't a jukebox you can't smoke my cigarette _ _
_ _ All wait, please wait
Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap.
[B] Well, it ain't no disgrace.
[E] Well, bring me a low-star [A] making
_ [E] Case and wait, please wait, [B] come sit on my [E] face _ _
_ You're the prettiest thing in Dalit, [A] is Dalit your [E] home?
Boy, I come all the way from Hilton and I feel so wild [B] and long
I [E] used to live in Austin [A] and I come up to [E] Big D
_ In hopes of getting my big break [B] on national [E] TV _ _ _
Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star
_ _ [A] But first
[E] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Come [A] sit on my [E] face
Eat ain't cheap
[B] Lord, it ain't no disgrace
Well, [E] bring me a low-star [A] making _
[E] Case and wait, please wait, [B] come sit _ on _ my _ face _ _ _ _ _ _
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