Chords for Kinky Friedman -- Asshole From El Paso
Tempo:
78.875 bpm
Chords used:
E
B
Bm
A
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
It's dangerous for us to run material like that to an M&M's show.
[E] [A]
It's a very [G] cosmopolitan [E] crowd actually.
We don't have no love in San El Paso.
We don't go to porno picture [B] shows.
We don't swap our wives with our neighbor.
And we keep our kids away from [E] Mexico.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Place where sweet young virgin carnity [B] flowers
feed my family.
You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
As Jesus reportedly told the Mexicans,
don't do anything until I get back.
We don't wipe our asses on the whole glory.
God didn't want us to start a beer and [D] things.
[B] We try.
We keep our women virgins till they're married.
So a [Bm] whole load of sheep is [E] good enough for us.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Are you here?
Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
Everybody in Cleveland.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
You walk down the street and eat beef and enchiladas.
And the wetbacks still get [E] 20 cents an hour.
Them old [F#m] wetbacks [B] still get [E] 20 cents an hour.
[N]
[E] [A]
It's a very [G] cosmopolitan [E] crowd actually.
We don't have no love in San El Paso.
We don't go to porno picture [B] shows.
We don't swap our wives with our neighbor.
And we keep our kids away from [E] Mexico.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Place where sweet young virgin carnity [B] flowers
feed my family.
You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
As Jesus reportedly told the Mexicans,
don't do anything until I get back.
We don't wipe our asses on the whole glory.
God didn't want us to start a beer and [D] things.
[B] We try.
We keep our women virgins till they're married.
So a [Bm] whole load of sheep is [E] good enough for us.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Are you here?
Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
Everybody in Cleveland.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
You walk down the street and eat beef and enchiladas.
And the wetbacks still get [E] 20 cents an hour.
Them old [F#m] wetbacks [B] still get [E] 20 cents an hour.
[N]
Key:
E
B
Bm
A
G
E
B
Bm
_ _ _ It's dangerous for us to run material like that to an M&M's show.
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A]
It's a very [G] cosmopolitan [E] crowd actually.
_ _ We don't have no love in San El Paso.
_ We don't go to porno picture [B] shows.
We don't swap our wives with our neighbor.
_ And we keep our kids away from [E] Mexico.
_ _ And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
_ _ Place where sweet young virgin carnity [B] flowers
feed my family.
You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
As Jesus reportedly told the Mexicans,
don't do anything until I get back.
_ We _ _ _ don't wipe our asses on the whole glory.
_ _ God didn't want us to start a beer and [D] things.
[B] We try.
_ _ We keep our women virgins till they're married.
_ So a [Bm] whole load of sheep is [E] good enough for us.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Are you here?
Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
_ _ You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
Everybody in Cleveland.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
_ _ Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
_ _ You walk down the street and eat beef and enchiladas.
And _ the wetbacks still get [E] 20 cents an hour.
_ Them old [F#m] wetbacks [B] still get [E] 20 cents an hour. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A]
It's a very [G] cosmopolitan [E] crowd actually.
_ _ We don't have no love in San El Paso.
_ We don't go to porno picture [B] shows.
We don't swap our wives with our neighbor.
_ And we keep our kids away from [E] Mexico.
_ _ And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
_ _ Place where sweet young virgin carnity [B] flowers
feed my family.
You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
As Jesus reportedly told the Mexicans,
don't do anything until I get back.
_ We _ _ _ don't wipe our asses on the whole glory.
_ _ God didn't want us to start a beer and [D] things.
[B] We try.
_ _ We keep our women virgins till they're married.
_ So a [Bm] whole load of sheep is [E] good enough for us.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
Are you here?
Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
_ _ You walk down the street and eat beef and tacos.
T-t-t-taco.
And the wetbacks still get 20 [E] cents an hour.
Everybody in Cleveland.
And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso.
_ _ Place where sweet young virgin [Bm] carnity flowers.
_ _ You walk down the street and eat beef and enchiladas.
And _ the wetbacks still get [E] 20 cents an hour.
_ Them old [F#m] wetbacks [B] still get [E] 20 cents an hour. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _