Chords for Kinky Friedman -Get your Bisquits in the Oven and your Buns in the Bed(Sold Americans 1973

[G#] Take it away, Wichita
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_ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ You uppity women.
I [F#m] don't understand why you gotta [D] go and try to act like a man
But before you [G] make your visit to the street
[A] You better occupy the kitchen
_ liberate the sink _
Get your [G] biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I [D] hear my baby sayin'
Woman's liberation [G] is goin' through your head
[D] Get your biscuits in [A] the oven and your buns
[D] in the bed _
_ Early every [A] morning you're out on the street
Passin' out [D] pamphlets to everyone you meet
You gave up your [G] maiden form for a lint
[A] And now the front of your dress says
It's too thin _ _
_ [D] Every single [A] great man that's ever come along
Had a little woman always tellin' him he's [D] wrong
He said to Adam, here's an apple you [G] hoss
[A] And you'd either defoliate it's Samson's moss _ _
Get your [D] biscuits in the [A] oven and your buns in the bed
That's what [D] I hear my baby sayin'
Woman's [G] liberation is goin' through your head
Get [D] your biscuits in the oven [A] and your buns [D] in the bed Alright, Wichita!
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[D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ Little Cooper!
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Mean-minded [A] harpies are breakin' all the laws
[Dm] Tearin' up the girdles and a-burnin' up the [D] thralls
Now the air is [G] dirty and the sex is clean
[A] And your coffee makes my hair turn green
_ _ So damn emancipated in your mind [F#m] and your body
Gonna have to cancel [D] all your lessons in karate
If you can't love a male, [G] she'll be missed
You [A] better cross me off your shopping list
_ _ Get [G] your biscuits in [A] the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what [D] I hear my baby sayin'
Woman's [G] liberation is goin' through your _ head
[D] Get your biscuits in the [A] oven and your buns [D] in the bed
Alright!
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[B] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _