Jerry Springer (Parody of "One Week" by BareNaked Ladies) Chords
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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It's been one week since [A] we got to see
She lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack hoe
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a shemale
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching a [D] bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
Holy cow, did you see it last week?
Boy, this one freak
Who stuck her precious whole family
Do you recall when the bra became a total free-for-all
And [B] Jerry's in the middle trying to be [A] the referee?
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
Cause it's her trailer trash brother
If a maniac is back in practice
Like when animals attack
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit him in the nose, tear off their clothes, step on their toes
That's how it goes, they get so violent
They have to sign [F#m] a waiver
They're [E] always throwing curses
And kicking, but [C#m] in point and blame
On the air, they don't care, they [F#m] got no shame
[E] There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little [C#m] strange
When he found out that his wife [F#m] had a sex change
They [E] have a tendency to scream and yell [C#m] constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the slimy twins, and that's when Beth died
Five days since that awful [A] brawl
They still haven't got the blood off her wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay dude
We flagged dude yesterday
He finally doneed on me
Spending way too [D] much time on that Jerry [A] Springer
Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister
What? I
Yeah, well me too!
And I've been sleeping with your dog, Woofie!
Woofie, [E] you bitch!
Well I'm also sleeping with your [A] pet goat!
Well that goat doesn't love you!
As you start watching, there's just no stopping
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's dropping
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation, he puts the citizens in a cation
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna spend much, you gotta look away
Like Sally Desigito's talk shows
But with more weirdos
Their ratings are getting higher every day
If you've seen the show, well then you know it's just as low
As you can go, the guests are tacky
And they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly dude comes in the room
And then it's boom in the face of
Some unsuspecting drag queen
[E] Well it's the kind of show where people scream with [C#m] vanities
Yankin' [D] hairs, throwin' carrots at their [E] hubbies
Jerry, Jerry, now the crowd starts their [C#m] favorite chant
Should I turn [A] off my TV?
I just [E] can't
I have a tendency to watch it [C#m] religiously
I have [D] a history of taping each one
[A] It's been one week since the show went out
Psycho killers with problems, they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said that she's told it in twenty guides
Three days since the interview
A bunch of sucking porn star managers who were all new
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching [D] a bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
I'd wasted my time on that Jerry Springer
I got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull out my finger
She lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack hoe
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a shemale
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching a [D] bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
Holy cow, did you see it last week?
Boy, this one freak
Who stuck her precious whole family
Do you recall when the bra became a total free-for-all
And [B] Jerry's in the middle trying to be [A] the referee?
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
Cause it's her trailer trash brother
If a maniac is back in practice
Like when animals attack
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit him in the nose, tear off their clothes, step on their toes
That's how it goes, they get so violent
They have to sign [F#m] a waiver
They're [E] always throwing curses
And kicking, but [C#m] in point and blame
On the air, they don't care, they [F#m] got no shame
[E] There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little [C#m] strange
When he found out that his wife [F#m] had a sex change
They [E] have a tendency to scream and yell [C#m] constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the slimy twins, and that's when Beth died
Five days since that awful [A] brawl
They still haven't got the blood off her wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay dude
We flagged dude yesterday
He finally doneed on me
Spending way too [D] much time on that Jerry [A] Springer
Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister
What? I
Yeah, well me too!
And I've been sleeping with your dog, Woofie!
Woofie, [E] you bitch!
Well I'm also sleeping with your [A] pet goat!
Well that goat doesn't love you!
As you start watching, there's just no stopping
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's dropping
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation, he puts the citizens in a cation
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna spend much, you gotta look away
Like Sally Desigito's talk shows
But with more weirdos
Their ratings are getting higher every day
If you've seen the show, well then you know it's just as low
As you can go, the guests are tacky
And they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly dude comes in the room
And then it's boom in the face of
Some unsuspecting drag queen
[E] Well it's the kind of show where people scream with [C#m] vanities
Yankin' [D] hairs, throwin' carrots at their [E] hubbies
Jerry, Jerry, now the crowd starts their [C#m] favorite chant
Should I turn [A] off my TV?
I just [E] can't
I have a tendency to watch it [C#m] religiously
I have [D] a history of taping each one
[A] It's been one week since the show went out
Psycho killers with problems, they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said that she's told it in twenty guides
Three days since the interview
A bunch of sucking porn star managers who were all new
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching [D] a bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
I'd wasted my time on that Jerry Springer
I got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
Come over here and pull out my finger
Key:
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It's been one week since [A] we got to see
She lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack hoe
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a shemale
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching a [D] bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
Holy cow, did you see it last week?
Boy, this one freak
Who stuck her precious whole family
Do you recall when the bra became a total free-for-all
And [B] Jerry's in the middle trying to be [A] the referee?
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
Cause it's her trailer trash brother
If a maniac is back in practice
Like when animals attack
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit him in the nose, tear off their clothes, step on their toes
That's how it goes, they get so violent
They have to sign [F#m] a waiver
They're [E] always throwing curses
And kicking, but [C#m] in point and blame
On the air, they don't care, they [F#m] got no shame
[E] There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little [C#m] strange
When he found out that his wife [F#m] had a sex change
They [E] have a tendency to scream and yell [C#m] constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the slimy twins, and that's when Beth died
Five days since that awful [A] brawl
They still haven't got the blood off her wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay dude
We flagged dude yesterday
He finally doneed on me
Spending way too [D] much time on that Jerry [A] Springer
Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister
What? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I_
Yeah, well me too!
And I've been sleeping with your dog, Woofie!
Woofie, [E] you bitch!
Well I'm also sleeping with your [A] pet goat!
Well that goat doesn't love you!
As you start watching, there's just no stopping
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's dropping
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation, he puts the citizens in a cation
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna spend much, you gotta look away
Like Sally Desigito's talk shows
But with more weirdos
Their ratings are getting higher every day
If you've seen the show, well then you know it's just as low
As you can go, the guests are tacky
And they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly dude comes in the room
And then it's boom in the face of
Some unsuspecting drag queen
[E] Well it's the kind of show where people scream with [C#m] vanities
Yankin' [D] hairs, throwin' carrots at their [E] hubbies
Jerry, Jerry, now the crowd starts their [C#m] favorite chant
Should I turn [A] off my TV?
I just [E] can't
I have a tendency to watch it [C#m] religiously
I have [D] a history of taping each one
[A] It's been one week since the show went out
Psycho killers with problems, they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said that she's told it in twenty guides
Three days since the interview
A bunch of sucking porn star managers who were all new
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching [D] a bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
_ _ I'd wasted my time on that Jerry Springer
_ _ I got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
_ _ Come over here and pull out my finger _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
She lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack hoe
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a shemale
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching a [D] bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
Holy cow, did you see it last week?
Boy, this one freak
Who stuck her precious whole family
Do you recall when the bra became a total free-for-all
And [B] Jerry's in the middle trying to be [A] the referee?
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance and date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
Cause it's her trailer trash brother
If a maniac is back in practice
Like when animals attack
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit him in the nose, tear off their clothes, step on their toes
That's how it goes, they get so violent
They have to sign [F#m] a waiver
They're [E] always throwing curses
And kicking, but [C#m] in point and blame
On the air, they don't care, they [F#m] got no shame
[E] There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little [C#m] strange
When he found out that his wife [F#m] had a sex change
They [E] have a tendency to scream and yell [C#m] constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the slimy twins, and that's when Beth died
Five days since that awful [A] brawl
They still haven't got the blood off her wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the KKK and that gay dude
We flagged dude yesterday
He finally doneed on me
Spending way too [D] much time on that Jerry [A] Springer
Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister
What? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I_
Yeah, well me too!
And I've been sleeping with your dog, Woofie!
Woofie, [E] you bitch!
Well I'm also sleeping with your [A] pet goat!
Well that goat doesn't love you!
As you start watching, there's just no stopping
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's dropping
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation, he puts the citizens in a cation
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna spend much, you gotta look away
Like Sally Desigito's talk shows
But with more weirdos
Their ratings are getting higher every day
If you've seen the show, well then you know it's just as low
As you can go, the guests are tacky
And they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly dude comes in the room
And then it's boom in the face of
Some unsuspecting drag queen
[E] Well it's the kind of show where people scream with [C#m] vanities
Yankin' [D] hairs, throwin' carrots at their [E] hubbies
Jerry, Jerry, now the crowd starts their [C#m] favorite chant
Should I turn [A] off my TV?
I just [E] can't
I have a tendency to watch it [C#m] religiously
I have [D] a history of taping each one
[A] It's been one week since the show went out
Psycho killers with problems, they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said that she's told it in twenty guides
Three days since the interview
A bunch of sucking porn star managers who were all new
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watching [D] a bit too much Jerry [A] Springer
_ _ I'd wasted my time on that Jerry Springer
_ _ I got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
_ _ Come over here and pull out my finger _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _