Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) Chords

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Don't wanna be a Canadian [Ab] idiot [Db] Don't _ _ [Gb]
[E] wanna be some bear swill and [Ab] hockey nut
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And do I look like some frostbitten [Ab] hoset?
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I never learned my alphabet from [Ab] A to Z They _ [Db]
all live and go out to [Ab] Moose Beach
And they leave the house without [Eb] packing heat Never even bring their [Ab] guns to the mall
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And you know what else isn't [Ab] funny?
Their stupid Monopoly [Eb] money Can't take them seriously at [A] all
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they [Ab] export [Gb] They _ [E]
treat curling just like it's a real [Ab] sport
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They think your silly accent is so [A] cute _ _ [Gb] _
Can't understand a thing they're talking [Ab] about
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Sure they got their national [Ab] health care Cheaper men put primaries and clean [Eb] air
Then again, hope they got Celine [Ab] Dion Eat [Db]
their wedding dress, [Ab] macaroni
And dream of trying Vanessa [Eb] Boni All over _ [Abm] Saskatchewan _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] _ [Gbm] Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out the temperature in South
York [Gb] See them after hovering right over
[A] Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous [Db] Always hear the same kind of [Ab] story
Prick your nose and they'll just say sorry [Eb] Tell me what kind of freaks are that?
[Ab] Pull a line _ [Db] It's gotta mean they're all up to [Ab] something
So quick before they see it coming [Eb] Time for a preemptive strike
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