Stink-Foot Chords by Frank Zappa

_ _ [C] _ _ [D] In the [F] dark _ [Cm] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Cm] where all the fevers grow
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Where the shock [Bb] bubbles blow _
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_ _ by [F] _ [Gm] your radio
_ _ [C] The walls closing to [Bb] suffocate you
_ [C] You ain't got no friends [Gm] and all the others they [C] hate you.
Does the life you've been [Bb] leading gotta [Eb] go?
_ _ _ [Bb] Well, let me straighten you [Gm] out
About [E] a place I know
_ [F] Get [C] your shoes and socks on people.
It's right around the corner
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Out through the [Bb] night and the [C] whisperin' breezes to the place where they [Bb] keep the imaginary [F] diseases
_ [C] Out through the [F] night and the whisperin' breezes [C] to the place where they [Gm] keep the imaginary diseases
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_ _ _ _ This [G] has to be the disease [C] for you.
Now scientists [Bb] call this disease
_ [Am] Bromodrosis, but us regular [F] folks who might [C] wear tennis shoes or an occasional [Bb] python boot [F] know this exquisite little
[Bb] inconvenience by the name [F] of _ Stank [A] Python
_ [D] _ _ You _ know, [C] my python boot is [Eb] too tight
_ _ _ [C] I couldn't get it [Cm] off last night
_ _ A week went by [Bb] and now it's [Cm] July.
I finally got it off [Bb] and my girlfriend [Cm] cried
You got stink [Bb] foot _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ Stink foot [D] darling
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Your _ _ stink foot _ puts a hurt on my nose _ _
_ [Bbm] Stink _ [Eb] _ _ _ [Cm]
foot, [F] stink [C] foot, I ain't [A] lyin' and you're rinsing [F] off the use [C] of hose
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Here _ [C] Fido, _ [A] Fido
[Gb] _ Give me [G] a little puppy, [Gb] bring the slippers
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_ [C] I'm a dog _ [Gm] _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ [C] _ _ lover
Well then [Bb] Fido got up off the [C] floor and he rolled over and he looked [Cm] me straight in the [Gm] eye and you know what he said?
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_ _ _ [Gm] Once upon a time
_ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] Somebody [Bb] say to me, [F] this is a dog lover
_ [Cm] What is [Bb] your _ _ [Gm] _ Conceptual
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[Bb] _ _ _ [C] Well, _ I told [Bb] him right then Fido [C] said
_ It should be easy [Bb] to see
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the _ _ _ crux of [Bb] the biscuit _ [Am] is
the [Cm] apostrophe _
[Bb] _ Well, _ [C] you know _
The man [Gm] that was talking to the dog looked at the dog [C] and he said
_ [Bb] Sort of staring in disbelief
_ [C] You can't say [Gm] that _ he [Cm] said
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It hasn't [Bb] it _ isn't
[C] It even ain't [Bb] and it _ _ shouldn't
[Eb] It couldn't [Bb] you told no no, no.
_ [Am] _ [Cm] I
Told him yes.
[Bb] Yes.
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[Cm] _ _ _ _ I said I do [Bb] it all the time
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