Frank Zappa - Montana Chords

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[B] I might be moving to Montana, son, [E] _
just to [B] raise me up a crop of dental floss.
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[G] Raising it up, _ [A] _ [E] waxing it down in a little white box that [A] I can [Bm] sell up pound.
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By myself, I wouldn't [Dm] have [C] no [Bm] boss, but I'd be [Em] raising [A] my lonely _ [Dm] [G] dental floss.
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Raising my lonely [E] dental [B] floss.
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_ [B] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [B] Well, I just might grow me some weeds, but I'd leave the sweet stuff [F#m] to [C#] somebody [B] else.
_ But then, on the other [G] hand, I would keep the wax, [Em] melt it down, pluck some floss, [A] [Bm] and swish it around.
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[Dm] I'd have me a [Em] crop, [F] [A#] and [C] _ [G] it'd be [A] on top.
That's why [G#] I'm moving [A#] to Montana.
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Moving to Montana [B] soon, gonna be a dental [F#m] floss tycoon.
[E] Yes, [B] I am.
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Moving to [A] Montana soon, [E] gonna be a dental [A]
floss tycoon.
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[B] we are, here's a _ [C#] dress that's growing up [D] across [Bm] _
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_ [B] _ _ _ [C#] the plain.
It's made of pine [Bm] and cedar, and it's a [C#m] piece of cake.
[F] It's a piece of [A#m] _ [E] _ _
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_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [C#m] cake.
[A] _ It's [D] _ [F#m] _ _ _
[Bm] a piece of cake.
It's a piece of cake.
[B] It's a piece of cake.
It's a piece of cake.
[E] I'm gonna find [B] me a horse just about this [C#m] big, and ride him [B] all along the borderline.
_ With a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted [D] tweezers in my hand, every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand.
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By myself, I wouldn't have no boss, but [Em] I'd be raising my [A] lonely [Dm] dental [G] floss.
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Raising my lonely [C#m] [G#m] dental floss.
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ [G#] Well, [F#m] I might ride along the [B] border with my tweezers [F#m] gleaming in the moonlight at [G] night.
[B] _ _ And [Am] then [B] I'd get a cup [G] of coffee and get [D] my foot a push.
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Just me and the pygmy pony [A] over by the dental [E] floss.
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[Gm] And then I might just [Am] _ [A#] jump back [Gm] on [Em]
and ride [A] like a [Fm] cowboy into [A#] the dawn of [F#m] Montana.
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[C#m] Move into Montana, [F#m] sir.
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Move [F#m] into [C#m] Montana, [F#m] sir.
_ Move into Montana, [C#m] sir.
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Move into Montana, sir.
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Move into Montana, sir.
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