Cosmik Debris Chords by Frank Zappa

[Cm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _ [Bb] _
[F] The mystery man came over and he said I'm out of sight
He said for [E] a nominal service charge I could reach Nirvana [Bbm] tonight.
[Cm] I was ready [Eb] willing and able
To pay him his regular [Bbm] fee.
[C] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs and devote his [G] attention to [Cm] me
But I said
Look [Gm] here brother
[E] _ Who you [A] talking to
[C] Now who you jiving [Eb] with that cousin
[Gb] _ [Dm] [Cm] The [G] _ [Am] _ [Bb] _
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[Gm] [F] mystery _ _ [C] _ [Bb] _ [C] _ _
man got nervous
fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe and he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor _ _ _ _
[Ab] But he told me right then when the top popped [Bbm] there was nothing his box won't [Eb] do
But the oil of Aphrodite and the dust of the grand wazoo
He said you might not believe this little fellow, [G] but it'll cure your asthma too.
And I [Cm] said
[Am] Look [Eb] here brother
Who you [Cm] jiving with that cousin
Now [Eb] what kind of a guru are you [Bb] anyway
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[F] Don't [Cm] waste [Bb] your [C] time _ _
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_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [F] I've _ _ _ [C] _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
_ [Gb] _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _ got troubles of my own I said [E] and you can't [Bb] help me out.
So
[Cm] Take your meditations [Eb] and your preparations and ram it up your snout
[Db] _ [G] _
He said [C] and held it to the light
So I snatched it all away [F] from him and I showed him how to do it, [Eb] right?
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I [Gm] robbed his [F] rings and [Bb] pocket watch and [C] everything [F] else I [Eb] found
[C] I had [F] that sucker [Bb] hypnotized
He couldn't even [F] make a [Eb] sound
I proceeded to [F] tell him his [Eb] future's in
As [C] long as he was [F] hanging [Eb] around I said
The price [Cm] of meat has just gone up and [C] your old lady has just gone down
[Bb] Take [Dm] your [Eb] temper [E] out
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[Gm] _ _ [C] Now is that a real poncho or is that a seared [Gb] poncho
[Cm] Don't you know [G] you can make more money as a butcher
[F]
So don't you waste your time [C] on
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