Chords for Frank Zappa - Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy

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I could have swore [Bm] her hair was made of [G] rayon
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[G] She wore a Milton [D] Bradley [G] crayon
[Am]
[Em] But she was something [G] I could [C] lay on
[Em] _ You remember [D] what [Bb] [F] became of [C] me
[G] Caroline [F] of hardcore [G] ecstasy _
[C] She put [G] a Gooby Brothers tape on
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_ [C] I had [Em] a Roger [Bm] Audrey K [C]-Bon
_ [Am] _ [G] A _ Roger Audrey [C] K-Bon
[G] _ [C] There was a man [Bm] I dumped [D] a [C] shave [G] on
[Em] _ _ [D] You remember what [Bb]
[F] became of [C] me
_ [G] Caroline [F] of hardcore _ [G] _ _ ecstasy
[Bm] Someone gave her a run
I [B] woke up and she was gone
There was dew out on the lawn
In [A] the [B] sunlight
Late night she came back
With a rumpled paper sack
What she told me would contain [Am] A surprise
[Em] She spliced my hair right in
And to [Am] the [C] bottom
_ [Em] Said she knew I'd be [D] surprised
She [C] got em
Take a [G] Charleston pimp to spot em
_ [Em] Then she gave a pair [Bb] of shoes [F] to [C] [G] me
_ Blasting loud, [F] aborting [G] hurtfully
_ I [C]
said I wonder [Bm] what's the [G] shoes for
_ [G] She told me don't [Bm] you worry no [Em] more
And got right down there on the [C] tile [G] floor
Now [D] darling, [Bb] soft out [F] on [C] me
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Caroline [F] of hardcore [G] ecstasy _
[Bm] Is this something [Gb] [Bm] new
Having [B] people stumble on you
[N] Is it what I need to do
For your pleasure
All I need [G] is a quick
Don't you worry what it [N] is
It is merely [Dbm] just a moment
I [D] can't [Am] drag her
I'll show her [C] now
By ten o'clock her [Bm] arms and legs were [G] [Ab] rambled
[C] She couldn't talk
Her [Em] mouth had [Bm] been [G] [F] extended
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[G] [Em] Look at me and [Bm] know she had been [G] blandered _
[E] What [D] was this [Bb] abject [F] [C] misery [G] No, no
[F] Caroline of hardcore _ [G] ecstasy _
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[Em] _ was [D] this [F] abject misery [C] [G] No, no
Caroline [F] of hardcore [G] ecstasy _
_ [Em] What [D] was this [Bb] abject [F] misery
[C] _ No, [G] no
Caroline [F] of [F] hardcore [G] ecstasy _
_ [N] It might seem strange to her bandit _
Caroline [Em] _ [N] of hardcore _