Chords for Frank Zappa Bobby Brown ( Lyrics )

Hey there people, I'm Bobby Brown.
[Am] They say I'm the cutest boy in [Dm] town.
My car is fast, my teeth is [G] shiny.
I tell all the girls they can kiss my [C] hiney.
Here I am at a famous [Am] school.
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool.
[F] I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my [G] paper.
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll [F] rape her.
Oh God, I am the American [Em] dream.
I do not [Am] think I'm too [Dm] extreme.
And I'm a handsome [G] son of a bitch.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich.
Get a good, get a good, get a good, [C] get a good.
Women's liberation [Am] came creeping all across the nation.
[Dm] I tell you people, I was not [G] ready when I fucked this dyke by the name of [C] Freddie.
She made a little speech then.
[Am] All she tried to make me say when.
[Dm] She had my balls in her vice but she left the [G] dick.
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too [F] quick.
Oh God, I am the American [Em] dream.
But now I [Am] smell like [Dm] Vaseline.
And I'm a miserable [G] son of a bitch.
Am I a boy or a lady?
I don't know which.
I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder.
[C] Someone went out and bought me a leisure suit.
[Am] I jingled my change but I'm still kinda cute.
Got a [Dm] job doing radio promo.
[G] And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a [C] homo.
Eventually me and a friend [Am] sort of drifted along into S&M.
[Dm] I can take about an hour on the tower of [G] power.
As long as I gets a little golden [F] shower.
Oh God, I am the American [Em] dream.
With a spindle up my [Am] butt till it makes me scream.
[Dm] And I'll do anything [G] to get ahead.
I'll lay awake night saying thank you Fred.
[F] Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic.
[Em] Thanks to Freddie [Am] I'm a sexual stastic.
[Dm] And my name is Bobby [G] Brown.
Watch me now, I'm going down.
And [F] my name is Bobby [G] Brown.
Watch me now, I'm going [Dm] down.
And my name is [G] Bobby Brown.
Watch me now, I'm going down.
[N] _ _ Yeah, I know you piece of brunt.