Chords for Dictaphone

_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
Hello Operator, I'd like to make a call, can I have 4773104?
[E] _ [A] I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that?
[E] _ 4773104, did you get [A] it then? _
_ _ _ _ [E] 3104, are you bloody deaf or what?
[A] _
_ _ [E] Pick that fucking phone up your [A] fucking ass!
[D] Pick that fucking phone [A] up your fucking ass!
You're supposed to [E] fucking help not make it fucking [D] up!
I only want to [A] make a call when you're this clean smart so you can pick that fucking phone up your fucking ass! _
_ _ _ _ _ The call to go from Telecorp come to disconnect the phone for a breach of regulations [E] just a couple of days ago.
[A] You upset our Operator with a pretty nasty call.
[E] What's she fucking on about with all that [A] fucking fault?
Well she claims that it was all your fault, she really was distressed.
Well what about your [E] customers?
She upset me [A] first.
We've got her written statement which shortly will be read.
[E] Beth might help if you'd recall exactly [A] what you said.
[D] I said pick that fucking [A] phone up your fucking ass!
You're supposed [E] to fucking help not make it fucking [D] up!
I just tried to [A] make a call but she just acted smart so I said pick that fucking phone up your fucking ass! _
_ _ _ _ Well that's not exactly on her, it's just not on at all.
You must use common etiquette if you wish to make a call.
And please and thank you also help you can't talk to her like [E] that.
Please and bloody thank you, will you fucking [A] tell her that?
And she knows without a telephone I'm really in the shit.
Well perhaps if you'd apologise then this might help a bit.
Apologise, apologise, apologise to [E] who?
Just go in and ask for Operator [A] 42.
_ [G] _ _
_ _ _ Something I can do?
Yes I'd like [D] to speak to Operator [G] 42.
I'm sorry sir, I'm his secretary, [C] she just [D] said_
Oh shit, I don't believe it, here we fucking [G] go again!
_ Operator 42, look I'll just write it down.
Ah, Operator 42, [D] I'll see if she's around.
[G] Gee they're bloody useless, I'm [C] sure that they're all deaf.
No [D] wonder that I did me quince, no [G] wonder that I [C] said_
Stick that fucking [G] phone up your fucking ass!
[A] You're supposed to fucking help not make it fucking up!
[C] I just want to make a call [G] but you're just being smart,
so stick that fucking phone up your fucking ass!
[A] _ _ _ Now they'll make me sit around and wait all bloody day,
just so they can make me [E] sweat and have the final say.
[A] It's like the public service, they [D] make you scrape and bow.
Ah, [E] you're just fucking ugly, if [A] that's who's coming now.
I'm Operator 42, I'm busy, make it fast.
So Blunt tell you to stick that [E] fucking phone right up your ass.
[A] Yes he did that filthy animal, I remember now.
Well [E] you'd better fucking brace yourself, cause [A] they're bringing it around.
And you can [A] stick that fucking phone up your fucking [B] ass!
You're supposed to fucking [E] help not make it fucking up!
[D] I'm just trying to make a [A] call but you're just acting smart,
so you can stick that fucking phone up your fucking ass!
[D] Stick that fucking phone up your fucking [B] ass!
You're supposed to [E] fucking help not make it fucking up!
[D] I'm just trying to make [A] a call but you're just acting smart,
so you can stick that fucking phone up your fucking ass!
[D] Stick that fucking phone, [A] _ you're supposed to [E] fucking help not make it fucking up!
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