Chords for Brave and Mighty Captain

_ With our train wreck and we love it.
If you menace every show with a train wreck, [A#] we'll let you go.
That's right.
[D#] Good point.
Good point.
[A] It's her fault.
Our [D] train wrecks are [A] so funny.
_ [E]
No one [A] can look away.
_ Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it loud and sing it [A] strong.
Bound me down to action.
Be [E] brave and mighty, sail the [A] gap.
Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
Sing it loud and sing it long.
[A] You tell me of your exploits and how you're heading through.
Remember I told you about that scar [C#] right here?
[F#m] It's from a shark bite on my rear.
[Bm] Yeah, but Reddy said that [E] isn't really true.
That's because it's [B] crap.
[A] He said that you fell [F#m] down some stairs while wearing women's underwear
[Bm] and busted through the [E] window of the back door of a suit. _
_ Steve?
No, it's [N] actually another name for a whorehouse.
You need a breast?
Every news day.
Why do the kids know that?
_ _ [A] Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it loud [A] and sing it strong.
Bound me down to action.
Be brave and mighty, sail the gap.
Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
Sing it loud and sing it [A] long.
You tell me of your exploits and how you're heading through.
Remember I told you about those eight [F#m] guys that I bested?
I beat them up, [Bm] got bloodied up, and then I got [E] arrested.
Shit was [A] there and says [F#] nowhere.
It was fun when you had no [Bm] pain.
To pay the whore she gave [E] you.
Love you on that day.
[N] Woo-hoo!
_ That's a long story.
Yeah, and it ends with you getting your ass kicked by a woman.
Oh, yeah.
_ Yeah.
_ Sometimes you [A] gotta.
_ Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it loud and [A] sing it strong.
Bound me down to action.
[N] Be brave and mighty, sail the gap.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it with you all day long.
[A] Tell me of your exploits and how you're heading through. _
[G#m] [E] Aye, aye, aye, aye, [A] aye, aye, aye.
_ And then there's the story of my life.
[F#m] When I made it, he helped me [Bm] twice.
Ginger hair and skin so [E] fair and curved so fine from here [A] to there.
But Saxton tells a different tale.
[F#] He says that lady was a whale.
[Bm] 36, [B] 24, 36.
[G] _ Forearms, neck, and [N] _
thighs.
It doesn't even rhyme.
Neither does manatee.
Nope.
_ It doesn't rhyme with sanity. _ _ _
_ [A] [N] The musical glance didn't go there, but McGuire brothers did. _
_ [A] Sing me a pirate song.
[E] Sing it loud and sing it [Am] strong.
Bound me down to action.
[F#] Be brave and mighty, sail the [A] gap.
Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
Sing it with you all day [A] long.
Tell me of your exploits and how you're heading through.
_ Well, then there was a time that I was living [F#m] life.
In an isle by Cape [B] Town lagoons.
Living off the land and sea [E] for almost 80 days. _ _ _ _
[F#] _ [E] _ _ [A] Happy here, he spilled the [F#] beans.
Said you were a taken by the marine.
[Bm] Said you were the gal [D#] around.
[E] Said you were the cabin _ [N]
toy.
That was a long time ago.
It was like once a month last year.
Right, right.
No, you were in college.
You were camping and it was cold and you wanted to cuddle.
Wait, that's where you were on Tuesdays?
Every single [A] Tuesday?
Sing me a pirate [D] song.
Sing it loud and sing [A] it strong.
Bound me down to action.
Be brave and mighty, sail the gap.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it with you all day long.
[A] Tell me of your exploits and how you're heading through.
There's a story that I love to tell.
[F#m] About swinging from the main mast sail.
[Bm] With a cutlass in one hand, [B] my muscle looked [E] so grand.
[A] But Jack says that's not how it [F#] went.
When you made that infamous [Bm] descent.
To see it was just [E] Conspic's guilt you grabbed.
And saucy Jack you nearly stabbed.
_ It was more like a bolt.
Oh, [N] you mean like Facebook.
No, you can grab the dummy over there.
Oh yeah, no, no, no, no.
Come here, come here.
You come here.
You come here.
Show me on the dummy where he poked you.
Well, you see.
No, no, no, no.
You see, let me see.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
There we go.
That's a lie. _ _ _
[G#] [A] Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
Sing it loud and [C#m] sing it strong.
Bound me down to [F#] action.
Be brave [E] and mighty so that [A] I can sing.
Sing me one of them pirate [F#] songs.
Sing it with you all day [A] long.
Tell me of your action parts.
And how you'll live through.
Now listen up, you scurvy lad.
[F#m] I'm the meanest captain you'll [C#] ever have.
[Bm] Now turn the line or else you'll [E] walk the plank.
Walk the plank.
[F] [A] I said that when you hired [F#m] him.
You wore a dress with frilly trim.
[Bm] A frolicking and thinking [E] face.
Down there by the bay.
Wait, wait, wait.
[G] Did you just [F] R frilly [N] trim?
_ _ You can't R frilly [C#] trim.
_ Every Tuesday.
Wait, wait, wait. _ _
_ Once a month.
That's like five Tuesdays a month or four.
You [N] know, depending on the month.
_ _ I wonder if I'll ever have to talk anymore.
_ Chew, chew.
_ _ _ _ _ _ All aboard.
That's right, you lad. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Now, now, now.
Your bow's rowing.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Now get up your camera pose.
You're rowing the wrong way.
Hang on.
I got a midsert.
No, this is how you row.
Look, you ready?
_ _ _ _ It's reversed. _
_ _ I feel like I'm seeing double right now. _
_ Both hands.
Hips out.
Do you have to do the really frilly little reach?
Yeah, that's how it works.
That's the joke of it.
Are you pooping? _
I _ don't know anything about being funny. _ _
I really hope the views better out there. _ _ _
Why are there always kids in this thing?
_ Hold on, hold on.
I have a question for you.
Okay.
When you guys are riding, does he do this to you?
And this is the part where Chewie's funny. _ _
Well_
Is that how the ride goes?
And this is the part where Gunpowder's funny.
There you go.
No, he doesn't say Chewie.
_ _ _ _ _ And _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ he doesn't say funny. _ _
_ Why do you guys do this?
_ He's lying.
Sometimes I do say Chewie.
_ _ _ And it hurts my heart.
It's funny [A] in the basic words.
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