Chords for Brave and Mighty Captain

_ Gather around me hearties.
How close do you want us to your actual hearties?
What no not those hearties?
I'm good cuz I would have been really creepy _
I have an epic narrativity for you.
I didn't know it was Christmas.
Hey, can I be a wise man?
I'm thinking happy.
No good baby.
Hey, soo-soo guys.
I could be a shepherd.
No great shepherds.
Oh a story
Oh cabin patch story time
Story time yes indeed a humongous tale of mightiness
Good
_ _ He's on a roll a tale of carnival and bravery ism good word
_ Tell us complete and utter crap what every you do this all the time
No, and you always tell us these epic classic tales of fling Lee dangly me, and you know what they're all wrong
They're all crap.
What are you talking about in fact?
They only have one thing in common.
What's that?
Hey saucy?
What's the one thing that his grandiose tossic tales of flipped you back have in common that the crew is never there to see it
Exactly you are welcome what but that's okay because he always comes back, and he tells us all the things that happened
That's right last _
_ Every last detail is a complete and utter fabricosity of ample ejaculation.
Oh good word.
Thank you _ _
You know what I bet you got one right now.
I do I do would you like to hear it?
I would love to hear it.
I have a very masculinity to ask you lost detail sounds fantastic
Oh, I would love to say I will I would love to hear it.
You gotta shut up
I can't shut up.
I've known me for like 10.
I will tell the story.
Oh, well.
I don't want to hear it now
You waited too long.
Are you talking about?
I don't want to hear it.
I'm telling the story well
You're the [B] captain [D] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ sing me one of them pirate [D] songs sing it loud and sing it strong
[A] Tell me tales of action [F#m] be brave and [E] mighty sailor [A] captain sing me one of them pirate songs
[D] We'll sing them with you all day [A] long tell me of your exploits [E] and how your [A] legend grew
Well I told you that scar right here [F#m] was from a shark bite on my rear
[B] He said that isn't really [E] true
That's cuz it isn't really true
[A] He said that you fell down some stairs [F#m] while wearing women's underwear [Bm] and busted through the window [E] of a back door
of a stew
_ _ Stew like you eat no no it's another name for a whorehouse you eat a whorehouse [F#] every Tuesday
Huh [A] sing me one of them pirate [D] songs sing it loud and sing it [A] strong
Tell me tales of action [F#m] be brave and [E] mighty sailor [A] captain sing me one of them pirate [D] songs
We'll sing them with you all day [A] long tell me of your exploits [E] and how your [A] legend grew
Well remember how I told [F#m] you about those eight guys that I bested [Bm] I beat him up and got [E] bloodied up
Then I got arrested
[A] But spend was there and says no [F#m] way it was from when you had no pay [Bm] to pay the whole she gave you [E] more
than loving on that day
All right, that's a long story guys.
Yeah, and it's a long story that ends with you getting your ass kicked by a girl
_ [A] again
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[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ Sing [D] them with you all day long [A] tell me of your exploits and how your legend grew
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ _
Well, _ _ _ then there's a story of my life [F#m] when I made it with the governor's [Bm] wife
Ginger hair and skin so [E] fair and curve so fine from here to [A] there
Saxton tells a different [F#m] tale he says that lady was a [Bm] whale
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[E] Her forearms neck and thighs _ _ _
That doesn't even rhyme never stopped us before _
[A] Nope, sing me one of them pirate songs [D] sing it loud and sing it strong
[A] Tell me tales of action [F#m] be brave and [E] mighty sailor captain [A] sing me one of them pirate songs
[D] We'll sing them with you all day long [A] tell me of your exploits [E] and how your legend [A]
grew
Well, I told you the time that [F#m] I was marooned on an aisle by [Bm] Cape Town Lagoon
Living off the [E] land and sea for almost 80 days
[A] But happy here he spilled [F#m] the beans said you were taken by [Bm] Marines
You said you were the [E] cabin boy.
We heard you were the cabin
_ _ All right, it was once a week, and it was a [C] long time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was college you were young you needed the money
Sing me one of them pirate songs [D] sing it loud and sing it strong
Tell me tales of [F#m] action be brave [E] and mighty sailor captain sing me one of them pirate songs
[D] We'll sing them with you all day long [A] tell me of your exploits and how [A] your legend grew
I love the story that I like to tell [F#m] about
Swinging from the main [Bm] macelle with a cutlass in one [E] hand.
I must have looked so grand
[A] Jack says that's not how it went when you [F#m] made that infamous descent
It [Bm] was a Scotsman's kilt you grabbed and saucy Jack you nearly stabbed _
It was more like a poke oh you mean like from Facebook
Yeah, let's let's go with that
[A] Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs sing it loud and sing it strong
[A] Tell me tales of action [F#m] be brave and [E] mighty sailor [A] captain sing me one of them pirate songs
[D] We'll sing them with you all day [A] long tell me of your exploits [E] and how your [A] legend grew
Now listen up you scurvy [F#m] lads.
I'm the meanest captain you'll ever [Bm] have now pull the line or else you'll [E] walk the plank
_ [A] Zulu said that when you hired him [F#m] you wore a dress with frilly trim [Bm] while frogging and picking [E] daisies
down there by the bank _ _ _
frilly pink dress, huh
Don't you judge me?
Uh-huh.
Hey Zulu.
Yeah, I got a question.
[A] Um, if he was wearing a frilly pink dress when he tried to hire you
Yeah, why the hell did you say yes? _ _ _
Don't you judge him sing me one of them pirate songs [D] sing it loud and sing it strong
[A] Tell me tales of action be [F#m] brave and mighty [E] sailor captain [A] sing me one of them pirate songs
We'll [D] sing them with you all day long [A] tell me of your exploits [E] and how your legend grew
Sing me one of them pirate songs sing it loud and sing it strong
Tell me tales of action be brave and mighty sailor captain [A] sing me one of them pirate songs
We'll [D] sing them with you all day long.
[A] Tell me of your exploits and [E] how your legend [B] grew
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