Chords for Brave and Mighty Captain

_ _ _ I love story time!
That's great.
That's right, I'm gonna tell you a tale of bravery in this.
Good word!
That's not a word.
I'm gonna tell you a tale of mightiness in this.
Good word!
Not a word!
I'm gonna tell you a tale of complete and utter crap.
What?
You do this all the time.
You always have these grandiotastic tales of sliftyback.
You know what?
Make them all up.
These are all crap.
In fact, you only have one thing in common.
That, you already know.
Saucy? _
What's the one thing that all of these grandiotastic tales of blinkly dangly have in common?
That the crew is never there when they happen.
That's right.
You're welcome.
That's okay, because he always comes back and he tells us everything that happened.
I do.
Every last detail.
I know, and every last detail is a complete and utter fabricosity of ample ejaculation. _ _ _ _ _
Go _ _ _ _ _ hit yourself in the head with a pin.
Yes!
Do you want to hear it?
I would love to hear it.
I bet you got a tale right now.
Oh, I do.
I do.
I got a big old whopper.
You.
_ _ I mean, you know what?
I want to hear it.
I want you to tell me all about it.
I want to hear this tale.
I cannot wait to hear this tale.
You gotta shut up.
I cannot shut up.
You've known me for like ten years.
Do I just shut up?
No, never shut up once.
You know what?
I want_
You know what?
I don't want to hear it now.
You waited too long. _ _ _ _ _
You don't want to hear it?
You don't want to hear it?
Tell the story.
I [A] can't.
[D] I can.
[A] Now I can.
[E] Maybe.
_ [A] Start this.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it loud and sing it [A] strong.
Tell me tales of action.
[F#] Be brave and [A] mighty, sail in captain.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] We'll sing them with you all [A] day long.
Tell me of your exploits and how you'll avenge your own.
Remember I told you that scar right here [F#m] was from a shark bite on my [B] rear.
But Chewie [Em] said,
And is it really true, boss?
It is really true.
He [A] said that you fell down some [F#m] stairs while wearing women's [A] underwear.
[Bm] And bust back through the window of [E] the back door of a stew.
_ _ [Am] Stew?
Yeah, [C] do you like meat?
No, it's another name for a whorehouse.
You eat a [A] whorehouse?
Every Tuesday.
_ _ Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
Sing it loud and [A] sing it strong.
Tell me tales of [F#m] action.
Be brave and mighty, [A] sail in captain.
Sing me one of them pirate [Bm] songs.
We'll sing them with you all day [A] long.
Tell me of your exploits [E] and how your [A] legend grew.
You know I told you about those eight guys [F#m] that I busted.
I [Bm] beat them up, got bloodied up, and then I [Em] got arrested. _
[A] Sven was there and says [F#m] no way.
It was from when you had no pay.
[Bm] To pay the whore she gave you [E] more than loving on that day.
[Am] Alright guys, that's all I'm storing.
I know, and it's a long story that ends with you [Gm] getting your butt kicked by a [G] girl.
[A] Again. _
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it loud and sing it [A] strong.
Tell me tales of action.
[F#m] Be brave and [Bm] mighty, [A] sail in captain.
Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
We'll sing them with you all day long.
[A] Tell me of your exploits and how your legend grew.
[D] Listen to him lie, lie, [A] lie, [C#m] lie, lie, [A] lie, lie, lie. _
_ Then there's a story of my [F#m] life when I made it with [E] the [Bm] governor's wife.
Ginger hair and skin [E] so fair and curve so fine.
From [G] here to there.
[A] But a section tells a different tale.
[F#m] He says that lady was a whale.
[Bm] _ [G] 36, 24, 36.
[E] Her forearms, neck, and thighs.
_ _ [A] _ _ That [D] doesn't even [A] rhyme.
Never thought this before.
Nope.
Sing me one of them pirate [Bm] songs.
Sing it loud and sing it [A] strong.
Tell me tales of action.
[F#m] Be [C#] brave and mighty, sail in [A] captain.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] We'll sing them with you all day [A] long.
Tell me of your exploits and how your legend grew.
Ain't there was that time that I was [F#m] marooned on an isle by Cape Town [Bm] Lagoon.
Living [B] off the land and sea for [E] almost 80 days.
[A] Happy to hear he spilled the beans.
[F#m] Said you were taken by [Bm] marines.
Said you were the cabin boy.
[E] We heard you were the cabin toy.
[Am] _ _ [N] That was a long time ago.
I _ know, it was a long time ago.
College music, Arnie, you were young.
_ [A] Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
Sing it loud and sing it [A] strong.
Tell me tales of action.
Be brave and mighty, sail in captain.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] We'll sing them with you all day [A] long.
Tell me of your [E] exploits and how your [A] legend grew.
Then there's a story I love to tell [F#m] about swinging from the main mast [Bm] sail.
With a compass in one [E] hand, I must have looked so grand.
_ [A] Jack says that's not how it [F#m] ends.
He had made that infamous descent.
[Bm] It was a Scotsman's [B] kilt you grabbed.
[E] And saucy Jack you nearly stabbed.
[Em] _ _ _
A pope?
[N] Oh, you mean like Facebook? _ _
_ _ [D#] [A] Nope.
Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
Sing it loud and sing it [A] strong.
Tell me tales of action.
[F#] Be brave and [C#] mighty, sail in [A] captain.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] We'll sing them with you all day long.
[A] Tell me of your exploits [E] and how [A] your legend grew.
Now listen up, you scurvy lads.
[F#m] I'm the meanest captain you'll ever have.
[Bm] So call on me and I'll [E] show off the plane.
_ _ [A] _ Said that when you hired [F#m] him,
wore a dress with frilly trim.
[Bm] While collecting and picking [E] daisies down there by the bay. _ _
Frilly dress, huh?
That's not true.
Don't you judge me.
_ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You found it! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] Sing me one of them pirate songs.
[D] Sing it loud and sing it strong.
[A] Tell me tales of action.
[F#m] Be brave and [E] mighty, sail [A] in captain.
Sing me one of them pirate [D] songs.
We'll sing them with you all day [A] long.
Tell me of your exploits [E] and how your legend grew.
Sing me one of them pirate songs.
Sing it loud and sing it strong.
Tell me tales of action.
Be brave and mighty, sail in captain.
And safety, and fire and oxygen
[D]
We will all be lucky
[A] And we will all be blessed
[E] And I hope you will be safe
Lai, lai, lai, lai, lai, [A] lai, lai, [B] lai
Lai, lai, lai, lai, [A] lai, lai, lai,