Chords for Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls [Official Music Video]

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_ _ _ _ We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning vagina-ginas.
We like them girls with at least two limbs, at least two fucking limbs, and one is a leg.
We like them girls who can write their name right, it on a piece of paper they can write
their name right.
We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning vagina-ginas.
I don't give a damn if her name is ugly and sin, with a bunch of scruff on her chin and
one functioning limb.
She could have a hundred babies from eighty, eighty babies, daddies and crazy acne, I don't
need a babe to make me happy.
She could be Russian and a husband or even my second cousin, as long as she doesn't bust
on my lovin'.
End of discussion.
She could be dyslexic, she's pissed at or wretched, I'll even have sex if she's pregnant,
as long as her vagina ain't a arid desert.
We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning vagina-ginas.
We like them girls who can eat food, eat food, give them some food and they know what to do next.
We like them girls who don't stab, don't stab, don't stab, don't stab, don't stab.
We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning vagina-ginas.
I need a girl who can blow her nose and count her toes and doesn't need help putting on
her clothes, walks on the sidewalk, not in the street, can at least give her pimp-ups
on her feet.
A girl that can form real words with her mouth and color inside the lines.
Pass a first grade reading and math test, oh, gotta do the best.
She's potty-trained and don't mess with the floor, I want her to speak, but less is more.
Know how to think, know how to blink, hey girl, what you spittin' me for?
The type of girl I can take outside my standards ain't that high.
A girl that can make out shapes and knows that rain comes from the sky.
We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning vagina-ginas.
We like them girls with at least two limbs, at least two fucking limbs, and one is a leg.
What?
We like them girls who can write their name, write it on a piece of paper, they can write
their name right.
We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning vagina-ginas.
Girl, you [D] can have ADD, _ _ _ [A] but I'll save you if [D] you know your ABCs.
[Am] Girl, I need a girl.
[G] _ _
[Am] _ [Ab] Girl, I need a girl.
[A] _ _ _
[E] I need a girl.
_ We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning vagina-ginas.
We like them girls who can eat food, eat food, give them some food and they know what to do next.
We like them girls who don't stab, don't stab, don't stab, don't stab, don't stab.
We like them girls with functioning vaginas, functioning vaginas, functioning [N] vagina-ginas.