Yer a Homo Chords by Scuzz Twittly
Tempo:
65.05 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
A
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[D] If you don't love NASCAR, [G] you're a homo.
[D] If you don't love hunting bear, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you don't like a-fighting in a ballroom [G] brawl,
you better check up your skirt, cause you're missing [D] balls.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love [G] shotguns, you're a homo.
[D] If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you never got drunk and took a swing at your [G] dad,
why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi [D] pad?
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love football, [G] you're a homo.
[D] If you ever played soccer, [A] you're a homo, big time.
[D] If you think rodeoing is sick and [G] wrong,
you must like ganging hard on a hairhead [D] dong.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
[G] Now if you don't own a [D] pick-up and a fishing pole,
[G] you must like taking pecker up the [D] rectum hole.
If your mom never [D] beat you with a rolling [E] pin,
you must like fuzzy [A] nuts bouncing off your chin.
If [D] you drink bottled water, [G] you're a homo.
[D] If you ever ate sushi, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone [G] steak,
I bet you got two fellers on your wedding [D] cake.
Yep, you guessed it, yep, [G] you guessed it,
[D] aww [A] yep, you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
[D] If you don't love hunting bear, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you don't like a-fighting in a ballroom [G] brawl,
you better check up your skirt, cause you're missing [D] balls.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love [G] shotguns, you're a homo.
[D] If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you never got drunk and took a swing at your [G] dad,
why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi [D] pad?
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love football, [G] you're a homo.
[D] If you ever played soccer, [A] you're a homo, big time.
[D] If you think rodeoing is sick and [G] wrong,
you must like ganging hard on a hairhead [D] dong.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
[G] Now if you don't own a [D] pick-up and a fishing pole,
[G] you must like taking pecker up the [D] rectum hole.
If your mom never [D] beat you with a rolling [E] pin,
you must like fuzzy [A] nuts bouncing off your chin.
If [D] you drink bottled water, [G] you're a homo.
[D] If you ever ate sushi, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone [G] steak,
I bet you got two fellers on your wedding [D] cake.
Yep, you guessed it, yep, [G] you guessed it,
[D] aww [A] yep, you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
Key:
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[D] If you don't love NASCAR, [G] you're a homo.
[D] If you don't love hunting bear, [A] you're a homo. _
[D] If you don't like a-fighting in a ballroom [G] brawl,
you better check up your skirt, cause you're missing [D] balls.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love [G] shotguns, you're a homo.
[D] If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you never got drunk and took a swing at your [G] dad,
why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi [D] pad?
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love football, [G] you're a homo. _
[D] If you ever played soccer, [A] you're a homo, big time.
[D] If you think rodeoing is sick and [G] wrong,
you must like ganging hard on a hairhead [D] dong.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
[G] Now if you don't own a [D] pick-up and a fishing pole,
[G] you must like taking pecker up the [D] rectum hole.
If your mom never [D] beat you with a rolling [E] pin,
you must like fuzzy [A] nuts bouncing off your chin.
_ If [D] you drink bottled water, [G] you're a homo.
_ [D] If you ever ate sushi, [A] you're a homo.
_ [D] If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone [G] steak,
I bet you got two fellers on your wedding [D] cake.
Yep, you guessed it, yep, [G] you guessed it,
[D] aww [A] yep, you guessed it, [D] you're a homo. _ _ _ _ _
[D] If you don't love NASCAR, [G] you're a homo.
[D] If you don't love hunting bear, [A] you're a homo. _
[D] If you don't like a-fighting in a ballroom [G] brawl,
you better check up your skirt, cause you're missing [D] balls.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love [G] shotguns, you're a homo.
[D] If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, [A] you're a homo.
[D] If you never got drunk and took a swing at your [G] dad,
why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi [D] pad?
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
If you don't love football, [G] you're a homo. _
[D] If you ever played soccer, [A] you're a homo, big time.
[D] If you think rodeoing is sick and [G] wrong,
you must like ganging hard on a hairhead [D] dong.
Yep, [A] you guessed it, [D] you're a homo.
[G] Now if you don't own a [D] pick-up and a fishing pole,
[G] you must like taking pecker up the [D] rectum hole.
If your mom never [D] beat you with a rolling [E] pin,
you must like fuzzy [A] nuts bouncing off your chin.
_ If [D] you drink bottled water, [G] you're a homo.
_ [D] If you ever ate sushi, [A] you're a homo.
_ [D] If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone [G] steak,
I bet you got two fellers on your wedding [D] cake.
Yep, you guessed it, yep, [G] you guessed it,
[D] aww [A] yep, you guessed it, [D] you're a homo. _ _ _ _ _