The I-95 Asshole Song Chords by August Campbell

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_ Well I was driving down I-95 the other [G] night, _ and somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
[A] _ I decided it wasn't going to do any good to get mad, so I wrote a song about him [D] instead.
It goes like this.
_ Were you born _ an asshole?
[G] Or did you work it in your whole life?
_ [E] _ [A] _ Either way it worked out fine, because you're an _ asshole [D] tonight. _ _
_ _ _ Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E, [G] and don't you try to blame it on me.
_ _ [A] You deserve all the credit.
_ You're an _ asshole [D] tonight. _ _
_ _ _ You were an asshole _ yesterday. _
[G] You're an asshole tonight.
_ _ [Ab] _ [A] And I've got a feeling you'll be an asshole the rest [D] of your life. _
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I was talking to your mother [G] just _ the other night.
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I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, yes, I [D] think you're right.
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And all your friends are assholes, [G] because you've known them your whole life.
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And somebody told me, you've got an asshole [D] for a wife.
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Were you born _ an asshole?
Or [G] did you work it in your whole life?
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Either way it worked out fine, because you're an _ _ _ _
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asshole tonight. _ _ _ _
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