Chords for Scuzz Twittly - In Cuntry

[C] _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
The night [D] we met I thought I'd found true [C] love
You were an angel [D] sent from heaven [G] above But I was [D] just a fool put under [C] your spell
Cause you [D] are a demon sent straight [C] from hell, oh girl
[D] You [G] put the cunt in country On our wedding [D] day you looked so [C] fine
We ate [D] sloppy joes and drank a box [G] of wine You were my woman [D] and I was [C] your man
Then you jerked [D] off my cousin in the back of [C] his van, oh girl
[D] You [G] put the cunt in country I worked three [D] jobs so you could have [C] it all
I made him [D] scrape your number off the bathroom stall
[G] You said you'd [D] be faithful, you said you'd [C] be true
Why'd you let the [D] bowling team take turns [C] on you, oh girl
[D] You [G] put the cunt in country _
You [D] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
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wrecked my truck while [D] you were high [C] on crank
You [D] gave herpes to my [C] Uncle Hank
You sold my [D] dog for a can [C] of Schlitz
You let the [D] mailman come [G] on your test
_ When we got [D] divorced you hauled off all [C] my stuff
Cause stealing [D] my heart just weren't good [G] enough
You took my [D] trailer, you took my [C] soul
You took the [D] truck driver up your big [C] asshole, oh girl
[Am] [D] You [G] put the cunt in country, _ _ [C] yeah girl
[F#] [D] You [G] put the cunt in country _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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