Chords for Scuzz Twittly - God Help Me

[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ My wife's got saggy tits, [C] I ate bad chicken and I got the shits, [D] my life is deep down
in the [G] pits, God help me. _ _ _ _
My truck _ ran out of gas, [C] my wife won't get off her lazy ass, [D] all my best days are in
the past, [G] God help me. _ _ _
[C] My next door neighbor's cooking meth, [G] my wife's old pussy smells like death, [C] but it ain't
as bad as her rotten breath, [D] God help me. _ _ _ _
[C] My joints are aching, my back is sore, [G] jerking off is a fucking chore, [D] but I can't afford
a decent [G] whore, God help me. _ _ _
My dog died yesterday, [C] my boss just cut my take home pay, [D] my first born son came out
his gay, [G] God help me. _ _ _
_ I'm out of whiskey, I'm out of Skol, [C] got giant hemorrhoids on my butthole, [D] my daughter works
the stripper pole, [G] God help me. _ _ _
[C] My balls are drooping, I'm losing hair, [G] I blew a tire without a spare, [C] got my ass kicked
at the county fair, [D] God help me. _ _ _
[C] I guess it all could be much worse, [G] there could be a warm head up my hearse, [D] so I'll
just sing another verse, [G] God help me.
_ So _ if you're ever feeling down, [C] _ remember me and you won't frown, [D] I'll bet my farm on the
Cleveland _ _ [C#] Browns, _ [C] _ [D] _ [A#] _
[G] God help me.
[A#] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
[F#] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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