Chords for WORST 'Top 100 Guitarists List' EVER!

Hello everyone, I'm Stevie T, and today I wanted to share with you guys this top 100 greatest guitarist list that I found on the internet
Or the interwebs if you will.
All right.
So let's start this list see who's at the number 100 spot
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_ _ _ _ _ _ WHAT!?
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_ COME _ _ ONNNNN!
Does Skrillex even know how to play guitar?
Does Skrillex even know what a guitar even is?
Yeah, that's a common theme with EDM and dubstep.
Lack of guitar!
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[F] _ _ Okay, [N] okay.
So apparently _ Skrillex can play guitar.
I'm impressed.
I'm surprised.
That caught me off guard.
I'm glad I looked that up.
But come on, number 100 best in the world?
Really?
You _ know _ _ someday I would like to fulfill my dream of becoming one of the top 100 greatest half-Venezuelan half-Yugoslavian
East Coast swing Cha-Cha flamenco dancers.
Or maybe the number 100 spot for best death metal drummers ever could go to Oprah Winfrey.
What?
Why not?
She's never played death metal drums, so she could definitely be on that list. _ _ _ _ _
Like what?
So please note that the people that wrote this list put Skrillex,
but left out Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, David Gilmour, Eric Clapton, Randy Rhoads, Angus Young,
BB King, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Marty Freeman, George Lynch, Warren D Martini, Buckethead, Paul Gilbert,
Yngwie Malmsteen, Brian May, Mark Knopfler, Jeff Beck, and other people who can actually play guitar.
Mind-blown face palm.
_ In their defense though, they did start off the list by saying that they don't worship guitar gods.
So then if you don't like guitar gods, why the heck would you do a greatest guitarist list?
_ Boo!
These writers are on some kind of Cracky McGee.
These guys are on Crack Salad.
So anyways, they don't like guitar gods.
I get it.
However, _ _ at number 46, they included _ Dimebag Darrell.
Now,
_ _ forgive me if I am wrong, but isn't Dimebag Darrell a
guitar god?
_ So the writers of this list just contradicted themselves.
They included a guitar god when they said they weren't going to include guitar gods.
Oh, but it doesn't _ _ end there.
At number 14,
they have Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman of Slayer.
_ _ Now, wait a minute.
They refer to Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman's jaw-dropping speed,
but didn't they start the list by saying that they didn't like fast playing?
I'm _ _ not a cookie!
_ _ _ It's like_
_ _ _ Why does everything have to be so contradictory?
Top 100 greatest guitarists?
More like top 100 most hipster guitarists.
However, they do have Frank Zappa at number 16.
Good old Zappage.
He's a goofy guy.
I like him. _ _
There's a band called The Slits.
_ Oh.
_ Ah.
_ _ _ Wow!
_ Okay, the number 10 spot is filled by yet another person who does not play guitar!
Jam Master Jay of Run DMC.
_ _ Someone _ who doesn't play guitar is on a best guitarist list.
That is really something.
_ And it's because Jam Master Jay has sampled guitar tracks from Aerosmith's Joe Perry.
[E] _ [Bb] _ [E] _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ [E] _ You know, I could think of someone better suited to take number 10 on this list.
Um, how about Joe Perry?
He's the one who played the actual riff. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Like, what the heck?
_ That is selfish, rude, inconsiderate, hilarious.
And look, I'm not dissing Jam Master Jay.
He was super creative in the way that he used these riffs.
I'm just saying he doesn't deserve to be known as one of the best guitarists in the world because he doesn't even play guitar!
_ _ _ _ _ Jam _ _ _ Master Jay rocking harder than any Motley Crue riff? _ _ _
I don't know.
Now at the number 8 spot, we do have Johnny Ramone.
He defined punk guitar.
So I'm with them on this one.
Johnny Ramone, whose influence can be heard on everything from Nirvana to Kelly Clarkson?
_ Uh, Kelly Clarkson.
_ [F] Yeah.
Every time I hear a Kelly Clarkson song, I can't help but to think of Johnny Ramone.
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[Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _ This was so [Eb] obviously influenced by [Bb] Johnny Ramone.
_ _ [Fm] And I hear a lot of inspiration from [Db] Donatello of [Ab] the Teenage Mutant [Eb] Ninja Turtles as well.
_ _ _ [Gm] I can't even say this with a [Eb] straight face.
So what the writers of this [N] list did is piss me off and then reel me right back in.
Because they included Prince on this list.
Huge brownie points from me because I've always said Prince is super underappreciated in his guitar playing.
Alright, so we've made it to number 1 and guess who it is?
_ Little [Cm] Wayne.
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[N] And I totally got ya!
_ _ Surprise, surprise.
Little Wayne isn't even on this list. _ _
The number 1 spot actually went to Lee Rinaldo and Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.
I'm just relieved that the number 1 spot didn't go to someone who can't actually play guitar.
I'm surprised the number 1 spot didn't go to Julia Roberts.
Hey man, you never know.
You can't put it past these guys.
Well anyways, thank you guys so much for joining me on this journey.
That was one ballsack of a top 100 guitarist list.
Comment below and tell me who you think should be on the greatest guitar list ever.
Because I'm sure you guys could do a lot better than these guys did. _
So I love you guys and I'll see you guys in the next video. _ _
Oh!
I know why they made this stupid list.
This was just their cheap way of getting people to share their list by making it all controversial and stuff.
Well guess what?
I ain't falling for it.
I'm not sharing this list with anyone. _ _ _
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BALLS!
_ Alright, you outsmarted me this time.
We don't like guitar gods.
Oh my god, Skrillex is so amazing at guitar. _ _ _ _ _ _
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