Chords for Worst... Tab... EVER!

Hi, I'm Stevie T.
And if you're a long-time guitarist like I am, I'm sure you've seen your share of horrible guitar tabs.
Now this isn't my first video on the topic of bad guitar tabs. _
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [N] But man, if you think that tab was bad_ Whew!
Oh!
That tab is godlike compared to the tab you're going to see.
Well, my friends, here it is.
Not my laptop, the tab of ultimate ass.
Now this tab was sent to me by Jonathan Vivas.
And all he said was quite simply, this tab sucks!
And it's a tab for Green Day's live rendition of We Are The Champions.
But in addition to not being able to write tabs, this person can't even write.
We don't have an introduction, we have an introdushion.
Or an introduhion.
I don't know.
That's wrong.
With that being said, let's listen to the tab. _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Ab] _
Wow. Wow.
_ [B] And with_ And [E] with_ And [Ab] with_ And _ [A] _ [Gb] with_
_ [B] _
And with_
That tab [Am] _ _ _ [B] is _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] far from perfect.
Just in the small bit that we heard, everything is off-time.
Parts start at random times.
It sounds like there's three different songs playing at once.
I guess one could say this tab sucks.
_ This is the worst tab I have ever heard.
And guess what?
Lucky me.
I have to learn that so that I can play it with full instruments.
At least all the instruments are in key and start in the correct places and everything.
[B] Let's learn this puppy.
[Ab] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _
[C] On [Ab] time?
_ _ [A] _ [B] Wrong! _
_ That's not even_
What?
[A] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ Total wrong [C] place.
You know what baffles me?
Someone made this, listened to it,
and was like, oh, that's perfect.
Release. _ _
Okay, this part actually sounds right.
Let's bring everything else [Bb] in.
Alright then.
It's wrong.
[A] _ Oh my gosh, I'm just gonna [F] shred. _
[Ab] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
I'm done.
So now that you've heard a [F] small bit of the tab in MIDI,
what I did was I re-recorded all the instruments following the tab
so we can hear it in real life.
Because let's face it, maybe the tab is right, it just sounds weird in MIDI.
Maybe if I play it with full instruments, it'll sound right.
_ _ _ I've paid my [C] dues _
_ [Gm] Time after [C] time
I've done my sentence
_ But committed no crime
And [D] bad mistakes
_ I've been a [Eb] [D] fool
I've had my [Db] share of sandkits in [A] my basement
I've lost _ _ _ _ _ _ all [Ab] the champions, my [A] friends
_ [B] _
[E] And will hold [Ab] my hand till [A] the end
[Gb] _
[E] We are the champions
[A] We are [B] _
[E] the champions
No time [Gb] for losers
Cause [G] we are [A] the champions
[B] _ [E] Of the world
I guess no more [Ab] piano for this part.
_ I've [D] taken my vows
And [Bb] my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you [D] all
But it's been no [A] bed of [D] roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the [A] whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose _ _
_ [B] _ We [Ab] are the champions, [Db] my [A] friends
_ [B] _ [E] And we'll [Ab] hold our [A] hands till the [Gb] end
_ [E] We [Gb] are the [A] champions
We are [B] the champions
No [Gb] time for [G] losers
Cause we [A] are the [B] champions _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Of [E] the world _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
[Bb] _ [Am] _ _ _ [Db] _ _ [B] _ _