Chords for Winnie The Pooh Sings A Song (Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Horror Parody)(NEW SONG EVERYDAY!)
Tempo:
171.7 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
F
C
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[E] [Dm]
[Eb] [D] [F] [G] [D]
Oh Christopher, how I've missed [F] [D] you!
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little [G] fair [D] ball.
I'm a damn bear, I'm a act like one.
I'll tear up your ass, I'll go jaws to a dime.
Girl, wanna pick up those sticks?
Come on, put em on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, you're pretty blonde.
It's the 100 acre woods, it's your own stomping ground.
A few things have changed since you last came around.
We all got depressed and really bummed us out, so we dropped in Mendel-Bitts and had a good old pop-up.
What a surprise to see you, so what brought you here?
You came to show your girl we took shoes and then you passed out?
Come on, eat some eats, stuff her as a good boy, wish I could say the same for Piglet.
He wants to play you scared, but we're in need of poo.
You know my [C] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my [G] game, [D]
used to have a thing for honey, but this girl's human blood is yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend [Ebm] you [D] got, oh, [Dm] we just got a little fair ball.
I'm a damn fair, I'm a act like [C] Wolf, [D] I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's shotgun.
You don't wanna play the blue stick, go and throw it out.
It's a piece of big cash, [Fm] you're [D] pretty blonde.
Christopher, Christopher, look what I [C] made.
[D] A satanic altar, [F] come on and [G] pray.
[D] You brought us a girl, she'd be a great [C] sacrifice.
[D] Too bad Tigger's not here, eat like a slice.
Christopher, I won't lie, you made me sad.
You left for college and forgot all of the times that we [G] had.
[D] Did you forget I'm hard of this?
But I still feel it.
I'm gonna go stick this catch hammer up your ass.
You know we're in need of poo.
[F] [D] You know my [G] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my game, used to have a thing for honey, but this girl's human blood is yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna [F] act [D] like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw it out.
[Eb] It's a [D] piece of big cash, [G] you're [D] pretty blonde.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna act like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
[G] [D] You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw them home.
It's a piece of big [C] cash, you're pretty blonde.
[Gb] The night is gone [Eb] while the star comes in.
The night [B] is gone while the star comes in.
The night is [Bb] gone while the star comes in.
What's your [B] name?
[Ab] Ha ha ha [Gb] ha.
The night [Bb] is gone while the star [Eb] comes in.
The [B] stars are screaming [N] me.
[Eb] [D] [F] [G] [D]
Oh Christopher, how I've missed [F] [D] you!
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little [G] fair [D] ball.
I'm a damn bear, I'm a act like one.
I'll tear up your ass, I'll go jaws to a dime.
Girl, wanna pick up those sticks?
Come on, put em on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, you're pretty blonde.
It's the 100 acre woods, it's your own stomping ground.
A few things have changed since you last came around.
We all got depressed and really bummed us out, so we dropped in Mendel-Bitts and had a good old pop-up.
What a surprise to see you, so what brought you here?
You came to show your girl we took shoes and then you passed out?
Come on, eat some eats, stuff her as a good boy, wish I could say the same for Piglet.
He wants to play you scared, but we're in need of poo.
You know my [C] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my [G] game, [D]
used to have a thing for honey, but this girl's human blood is yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend [Ebm] you [D] got, oh, [Dm] we just got a little fair ball.
I'm a damn fair, I'm a act like [C] Wolf, [D] I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's shotgun.
You don't wanna play the blue stick, go and throw it out.
It's a piece of big cash, [Fm] you're [D] pretty blonde.
Christopher, Christopher, look what I [C] made.
[D] A satanic altar, [F] come on and [G] pray.
[D] You brought us a girl, she'd be a great [C] sacrifice.
[D] Too bad Tigger's not here, eat like a slice.
Christopher, I won't lie, you made me sad.
You left for college and forgot all of the times that we [G] had.
[D] Did you forget I'm hard of this?
But I still feel it.
I'm gonna go stick this catch hammer up your ass.
You know we're in need of poo.
[F] [D] You know my [G] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my game, used to have a thing for honey, but this girl's human blood is yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna [F] act [D] like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw it out.
[Eb] It's a [D] piece of big cash, [G] you're [D] pretty blonde.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna act like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
[G] [D] You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw them home.
It's a piece of big [C] cash, you're pretty blonde.
[Gb] The night is gone [Eb] while the star comes in.
The night [B] is gone while the star comes in.
The night is [Bb] gone while the star comes in.
What's your [B] name?
[Ab] Ha ha ha [Gb] ha.
The night [Bb] is gone while the star [Eb] comes in.
The [B] stars are screaming [N] me.
Key:
D
G
F
C
Eb
D
G
F
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ [D] _
_ _ Oh Christopher, _ _ how I've missed [F] _ [D] you!
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little [G] fair [D] ball.
I'm a damn bear, I'm a act like one.
I'll tear up your ass, I'll go jaws to a dime.
Girl, wanna pick up those sticks?
Come on, put em on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, you're pretty blonde.
It's the 100 acre woods, it's your own stomping ground.
A few things have changed since you last came around.
We all got depressed and really bummed us out, so we dropped in Mendel-Bitts and had a good old pop-up.
What a surprise to see you, so what brought you here?
You came to show your girl we took shoes and then you passed out?
Come on, eat some eats, stuff her as a good boy, wish I could say the same for Piglet.
He wants to play you scared, but we're in need of poo.
You know my [C] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my [G] game, [D]
used to have a thing for honey, but this girl's human blood is _ yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend [Ebm] you [D] got, oh, [Dm] we just got a little fair ball.
I'm a damn fair, I'm a act like [C] Wolf, [D] I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's shotgun.
You don't wanna play the blue stick, go and throw it out.
It's a piece of big cash, [Fm] you're [D] pretty blonde. _
Christopher, Christopher, look what I [C] made.
[D] A satanic altar, [F] come on and [G] pray.
[D] You brought us a girl, she'd be a great [C] sacrifice.
[D] Too bad Tigger's not here, eat like a slice. _
Christopher, I won't lie, you made me sad.
You left for college and forgot all of the times that we [G] had.
[D] Did you forget I'm hard of this?
But I still feel it.
I'm gonna go stick this catch hammer up your ass.
You know we're in need of poo.
[F] _ [D] _ You _ _ _ _ know my [G] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my game, used to have a thing for _ honey, but this girl's human blood is _ yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna [F] act [D] like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw it out.
[Eb] It's a [D] piece of big cash, [G] you're [D] pretty blonde.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna act like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
[G] [D] You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw them home.
It's a piece of big [C] cash, you're pretty blonde. _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ The night is gone [Eb] while the star comes in. _
The night [B] is gone while the star comes in.
The night is _ _ [Bb] gone _ while the star comes in.
What's your [B] _ name?
_ [Ab] Ha ha ha [Gb] ha.
_ _ The night [Bb] is gone while the star [Eb] comes in.
The [B] stars are screaming _ [N] me. _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ [D] _
_ _ Oh Christopher, _ _ how I've missed [F] _ [D] you!
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little [G] fair [D] ball.
I'm a damn bear, I'm a act like one.
I'll tear up your ass, I'll go jaws to a dime.
Girl, wanna pick up those sticks?
Come on, put em on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, you're pretty blonde.
It's the 100 acre woods, it's your own stomping ground.
A few things have changed since you last came around.
We all got depressed and really bummed us out, so we dropped in Mendel-Bitts and had a good old pop-up.
What a surprise to see you, so what brought you here?
You came to show your girl we took shoes and then you passed out?
Come on, eat some eats, stuff her as a good boy, wish I could say the same for Piglet.
He wants to play you scared, but we're in need of poo.
You know my [C] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my [G] game, [D]
used to have a thing for honey, but this girl's human blood is _ yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend [Ebm] you [D] got, oh, [Dm] we just got a little fair ball.
I'm a damn fair, I'm a act like [C] Wolf, [D] I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's shotgun.
You don't wanna play the blue stick, go and throw it out.
It's a piece of big cash, [Fm] you're [D] pretty blonde. _
Christopher, Christopher, look what I [C] made.
[D] A satanic altar, [F] come on and [G] pray.
[D] You brought us a girl, she'd be a great [C] sacrifice.
[D] Too bad Tigger's not here, eat like a slice. _
Christopher, I won't lie, you made me sad.
You left for college and forgot all of the times that we [G] had.
[D] Did you forget I'm hard of this?
But I still feel it.
I'm gonna go stick this catch hammer up your ass.
You know we're in need of poo.
[F] _ [D] _ You _ _ _ _ know my [G] name [D] is looking for you.
You know my game, used to have a thing for _ honey, but this girl's human blood is _ yummy.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna [F] act [D] like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw it out.
[Eb] It's a [D] piece of big cash, [G] you're [D] pretty blonde.
Remember your best friend?
We got a lamb, not some of us are married.
Oh yeah, you got the same old best friend you got, oh, we just got a little fair [G] ball.
[D]
I'm a damn bear, I'm gonna act like one.
I'll tear up your ass like a Joe's John.
[G] [D] You wanna play some blue sticks, go and throw them home.
It's a piece of big [C] cash, you're pretty blonde. _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ The night is gone [Eb] while the star comes in. _
The night [B] is gone while the star comes in.
The night is _ _ [Bb] gone _ while the star comes in.
What's your [B] _ name?
_ [Ab] Ha ha ha [Gb] ha.
_ _ The night [Bb] is gone while the star [Eb] comes in.
The [B] stars are screaming _ [N] me. _