Chords for Christopher Robin Sings A Song FT. Winnie The Pooh & Piglet {Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey Parody)

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_ _ [Cm] Oh _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ Christopher_
_ [G]
I [Cm] _ used to love the smell of strawberry jam surrounded by my friends.
I didn't make this up, [Bb] it's not pretend.
But [Ab] in the end we had to go our separate ways.
I'm [Eb] really sorry Winnie, but there's [Abm] more to [G] life than playing [Cm] games.
I promised [Ab] you I'd be back, I did exactly that.
[Eb] I brought my girlfriend [Bb] to the Underdigger [Cm] Habitat to play some [Ab] _
games with [Eb] _ my [G] old _ friends.
[Cm] Winnie, I miss the way we [Ab] used to hug.
_ [Eb] Pickard, I miss the way we used to [Bb] play in the muddy [Cm] ore and dial.
Rabbit, I just [Ab] can't wait to hold you tight.
[Eb] But now I'm back, [G] something doesn't feel [Cm] right.
What happened [Ab] to my friends?
We used to [Eb] play games, not if they're [Bb] insane.
And one of these big [Cm] shreds, you always were a [Ab] joke-a-boo, but damn this isn't [Eb] funny.
I bought some [G] sandwiches, but you just want that blood and [Cm] honey.
I'm gonna scratch you [Ab] with my, the trickiest, [Eb] stickball.
I'm gonna smash you [Bb] with this, I'm a crystal giver.
[Cm] _ All I ever [Ab] wanted was a little love, but [Eb] now I'm hanging by my hands.
[G] Instead of hugged, I'm getting close.
So [Ab] what the hell are you supposed to do when [Bb] all your little friends [Eb] evolved to killer beasts
and swear and oath to [Bb] hunt you down and torture you?
[Ab] Winnie the Pooh, this isn't cool.
I only went to school, just try to put yourself [G] inside my shoes.
Do I [Cm] deserve abuse?
I only [Ab] wanna hug you, take you [Eb] back and love you.
We said we'd [Bb] grow old together, surely [Cm] you remember.
_ _ [Ab] _
But all the [Eb] _ times [Fm] we [G]
had _ [Cm] together.
Winnie, I miss the way we [Ab] used to hug.
_ _ [Eb] Biglet, I miss the way we [Bb] used to play in the muddy.
[Cm] You're in doubt, but I just can't [Ab] wait to hold you tight.
[Eb] But now I'm back, [G] something doesn't feel [Cm] right.
What happened [Ab] to my friends?
We used to [Eb] play games, not if they're [Bb] insane.
And one of me [Cm] baby sheds, you always were a [Ab] joke of food, but damn this isn't [Eb] funny.
I bought some sandwiches, [G] but you just want that blood and [Cm] honey.
I'm gonna steal your [Ab] whole life and drink your tasty [Eb] blood.
I'm gonna smash you [Bb] with a severed crystal can.
Oh, [Cm] Winnie Biglet, all I ever [Ab] wanted was a little love, but [Eb] now I'm hanging by my hands.
[G] Instead of hugged, I'm [Eb] getting close.
There's [Cm] jars of honey littered amongst the [Ab] ruins in our little hut,
but [Eb] I don't think there's honey inside of [G] them.
I'm guessing you meant love for [Cm] us.
I used to love you [Ab] all those years ago, but something [Eb] must have happened.
Cause I'm back and [G] now you're chasing [Cm] me, but you just pushed your luck.
Cause now I'm pissed, you killed my missus and [Ab] then you hung me out to dry.
But [Eb] poo, I've broken free and want [G] revenge, the two of you will die.
A [Cm] gruesome death, but I still bet that [Ab] deep inside that broken mind,
there [Eb] is a little bear who really cares like when I was a [G] [Cm] child.
What happened [Ab] to my friends?
We used to [Eb] play games, not if they're [Bb] insane.
In one of the biggest [Cm] sheds, you always were a [Ab] joker, too, but damn, this isn't [Eb] funny.
I bought some sandwiches, [G] but you just want that [Cm] blood and honey.
I'm gonna skin you [Ab]
alive and drink your tasty [Eb] blood.
I'm gonna smash you [Bb] with this hammer crystal can.
Oh, [Cm] Winnie Biglet, all I ever [Ab] wanted was a little love,
but [Eb] now I'm hanging by my hands.
[G] Instead of hugged, I'm getting close.
[C] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ The lights [Bb] go out, the star [Eb] comes in, you bow [B] your head. _ _
You're looking at me [Bb] with your heart, and your [B] _
eyes.
[Ab] Ha ha ha ha.
[Gb] _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ The [Eb] star comes in, you bow your head, you're [B] screaming for [N] me. _