Chords for Piglet Sings A Song (Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Horror Parody)
Tempo:
74.875 bpm
Chords used:
Ab
G
Cm
C
Gm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
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Christopher [Ab]
[G] [Cm] Robin.
[Ab]
Clock is ticking.
[G] [Cm] You go down to [Ab] the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.
You'll die.
A hundred acres [G] of space to run.
But [Gm] once you're in, you [Cm] won't survive.
[Ab] Of course, it won't be polite.
Oh, trust me, you can try.
But you wouldn't tell us, [G] would you?
Differently, they're spreading little [Cm] porcupines.
Christopher Robin did his [Ab] dirt, he thought he was our friend.
But now we're [G] far obese and starving for our [Cm] sweet revenge.
We'll apprehend [G] all those who dare to tread a foot [Ab] under their trees.
There's blood and honey [G] dripping from the [Cm] corpses hung up by their knees.
You said you'd never [Ab] leave us.
But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking [Cm] liabese.
And Chrissy will [C] squeeze you.
[Ab] As I strip the flesh from all your [C] guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
[Ab] The sweet [Bb] release of [G] your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look [Ab] at me, like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and jam.
But [Ab] you don't survive.
And [C] I won't give a damn.
You wish you made it all [Ab] up.
All those years ago.
But we're [G] really real.
Not [Ab] imaginary.
And when you left, we didn't know how to conduct ourselves.
We [G] lost the plot [Cm] and our humanity.
Anxiety and agony of [Ab] losing you so rapidly.
It quickly [G] manifested into uncontrolled [C] insanity.
That [Ab] little piggy you once used to love.
Gradually became a massive [G] angry killer [Fm] hog.
You [Cm] said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
Chrissy, you'll [C] squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Cm] flesh from all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Ebm] feel the [Ab] sweet [Gm] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look, [Ab] blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [G] I won't [Cm] give a damn.
You said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn [Gm] out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
How did [D] that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
[Cm] Chrissy, you'll squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Gm] flesh from [Cm] all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Abm] feel.
The sweet [B] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm [Ab] mad.
Look, blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll be [C] like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [Cm] I don't give a damn.
[Gb] [Eb] Life's going well.
It's all content.
It's all [B] content.
It's all [Bb] [B] content.
It's all content.
[Ab] It's all content.
[Gb]
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Christopher [Ab]
[G] [Cm] Robin.
[Ab]
Clock is ticking.
[G] [Cm] You go down to [Ab] the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.
You'll die.
A hundred acres [G] of space to run.
But [Gm] once you're in, you [Cm] won't survive.
[Ab] Of course, it won't be polite.
Oh, trust me, you can try.
But you wouldn't tell us, [G] would you?
Differently, they're spreading little [Cm] porcupines.
Christopher Robin did his [Ab] dirt, he thought he was our friend.
But now we're [G] far obese and starving for our [Cm] sweet revenge.
We'll apprehend [G] all those who dare to tread a foot [Ab] under their trees.
There's blood and honey [G] dripping from the [Cm] corpses hung up by their knees.
You said you'd never [Ab] leave us.
But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking [Cm] liabese.
And Chrissy will [C] squeeze you.
[Ab] As I strip the flesh from all your [C] guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
[Ab] The sweet [Bb] release of [G] your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look [Ab] at me, like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and jam.
But [Ab] you don't survive.
And [C] I won't give a damn.
You wish you made it all [Ab] up.
All those years ago.
But we're [G] really real.
Not [Ab] imaginary.
And when you left, we didn't know how to conduct ourselves.
We [G] lost the plot [Cm] and our humanity.
Anxiety and agony of [Ab] losing you so rapidly.
It quickly [G] manifested into uncontrolled [C] insanity.
That [Ab] little piggy you once used to love.
Gradually became a massive [G] angry killer [Fm] hog.
You [Cm] said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
Chrissy, you'll [C] squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Cm] flesh from all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Ebm] feel the [Ab] sweet [Gm] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look, [Ab] blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [G] I won't [Cm] give a damn.
You said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn [Gm] out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
How did [D] that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
[Cm] Chrissy, you'll squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Gm] flesh from [Cm] all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Abm] feel.
The sweet [B] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm [Ab] mad.
Look, blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll be [C] like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [Cm] I don't give a damn.
[Gb] [Eb] Life's going well.
It's all content.
It's all [B] content.
It's all [Bb] [B] content.
It's all content.
[Ab] It's all content.
[Gb]
Key:
Ab
G
Cm
C
Gm
Ab
G
Cm
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_ Christopher _ _ [Ab] _
_ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ Robin.
_ [Ab]
Clock is ticking.
[G] _ [Cm] You go down to [Ab] the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.
You'll die.
A hundred acres [G] of space to run.
But [Gm] once you're in, you [Cm] won't survive.
[Ab] Of course, it won't be polite.
Oh, trust me, you can try.
But you wouldn't tell us, [G] would you?
Differently, they're spreading little [Cm] porcupines.
Christopher Robin did his [Ab] dirt, he thought he was our friend.
But now we're [G] far obese and starving for our [Cm] sweet revenge.
We'll apprehend [G] all those who dare to tread a foot [Ab] under their trees.
There's blood and honey [G] dripping from the [Cm] corpses hung up by their knees.
You said you'd never [Ab] leave us.
But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking [Cm] liabese.
And Chrissy will [C] squeeze you.
[Ab] As I strip the flesh from all your [C] guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
[Ab] The sweet [Bb] release of [G] your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look [Ab] at me, like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and jam.
But [Ab] you don't survive.
And [C] I won't give a damn.
You wish you made it all [Ab] up.
All those years ago.
But we're [G] really real.
Not [Ab] imaginary.
And when you left, we didn't know how to conduct ourselves.
We [G] lost the plot [Cm] and our humanity.
Anxiety and agony of [Ab] losing you so rapidly.
It quickly [G] manifested into uncontrolled [C] insanity.
That [Ab] little piggy you once used to love.
Gradually became a massive [G] angry killer [Fm] hog.
You [Cm] _ said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
Chrissy, you'll [C] squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Cm] flesh from all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Ebm] feel the [Ab] sweet [Gm] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look, [Ab] blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [G] I won't [Cm] give a damn.
You said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn [Gm] out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
How did [D] that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
[Cm] Chrissy, you'll squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Gm] flesh from [Cm] all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Abm] feel.
The sweet [B] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm [Ab] mad.
Look, blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll be [C] like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [Cm] I don't give a damn.
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [Eb] Life's going well.
It's all content.
It's all [B] content.
_ It's all [Bb] _ [B] content.
It's all content.
[Ab] It's all content.
[Gb] _
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_ Christopher _ _ [Ab] _
_ [G] _ _ [Cm] _ Robin.
_ [Ab]
Clock is ticking.
[G] _ [Cm] You go down to [Ab] the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.
You'll die.
A hundred acres [G] of space to run.
But [Gm] once you're in, you [Cm] won't survive.
[Ab] Of course, it won't be polite.
Oh, trust me, you can try.
But you wouldn't tell us, [G] would you?
Differently, they're spreading little [Cm] porcupines.
Christopher Robin did his [Ab] dirt, he thought he was our friend.
But now we're [G] far obese and starving for our [Cm] sweet revenge.
We'll apprehend [G] all those who dare to tread a foot [Ab] under their trees.
There's blood and honey [G] dripping from the [Cm] corpses hung up by their knees.
You said you'd never [Ab] leave us.
But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking [Cm] liabese.
And Chrissy will [C] squeeze you.
[Ab] As I strip the flesh from all your [C] guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
[Ab] The sweet [Bb] release of [G] your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look [Ab] at me, like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and jam.
But [Ab] you don't survive.
And [C] I won't give a damn.
You wish you made it all [Ab] up.
All those years ago.
But we're [G] really real.
Not [Ab] imaginary.
And when you left, we didn't know how to conduct ourselves.
We [G] lost the plot [Cm] and our humanity.
Anxiety and agony of [Ab] losing you so rapidly.
It quickly [G] manifested into uncontrolled [C] insanity.
That [Ab] little piggy you once used to love.
Gradually became a massive [G] angry killer [Fm] hog.
You [Cm] _ said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
Well, how did that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
Chrissy, you'll [C] squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Cm] flesh from all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Ebm] feel the [Ab] sweet [Gm] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Look, [Ab] blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll [C] be like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [G] I won't [Cm] give a damn.
You said you'd never leave us.
[Ab] But you did.
[G] But you did, but you [Cm] did.
You said you'd always love us.
[Ab] Well, how did that turn [Gm] out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
How did [D] that turn out?
You freaking lion piece of sh-
[Cm] Chrissy, you'll squeal.
[Ab] You're gonna squeal.
As I strip the [Gm] flesh from [Cm] all your guts.
Yes, I will feed you.
I'm gonna [Abm] feel.
The sweet [B] release of your last [C] breath.
Chrissy, I'm mad.
Chrissy, I'm [Ab] mad.
Look, blood streaks like bacon when [G] I'm going ham.
It'll be [C] like a picnic with honey and [Ab] jam.
But you don't survive.
And [Cm] I don't give a damn.
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [Eb] Life's going well.
It's all content.
It's all [B] content.
_ It's all [Bb] _ [B] content.
It's all content.
[Ab] It's all content.
[Gb] _