Chords for Victoria Wood - Reincarnation Song LIVE

_ _ _ Well, I'm [Fm] sorry God, I have to [Cm] say, one life per person is not enough, not enough.
_ _ I would [Fm] like to live more times than [Cm] this.
If you don't agree, then tough [G] to [Cm] you.
_ [B] _ _ [Ab] _ There are other lives [Eb] going on I haven't [D] lived, and [Ab] this gives me a sense of [D] frustration.
_ _ [Ab] _ _ I'm not bothered about being Mary [Eb] Queen of Scots or Joan of [F] Arc.
I just fancy 20th century [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
reincarnation.
_ _ _ [Eb] _ I'd like [Fm] to keep coming [Cm] back [G] and try in a different [Ab] track.
I'd like [Eb] to go round and [A] round, because I never feel I've got this [Ebm] right.
_ It isn't [Bb] a proper [Cm] scheme, I [G] just want to let off steam.
[Ab] We all [Eb] have to have a dream, and [Bb] I'm following [Eb] my dream tonight.
_ I [D] want to be Mrs.
Pew [Cm] and [G] live in an [Ab] avenue.
I want to [Eb] have bing-bong chimes in a bathroom with a champagne [Ebm] suite.
In my [C] Candlewick dressing [Cm] gown, I [G] want to put Harpic [Ab] down.
If my [Bb] ironing smells quite fresh, then my happiness will be [D] complete.
_ I'll wear an apron when I chop my veggies.
Have tiny [G] cactus on my window [E] ledge. _
_ [C] _ Have a [Gm] roller blind with scalloped [C] edges.
_ _ _ _ [F] I will [E] never [Eb] use a wok, [D] so I prefer to stick to Mrs.
[G] Beaton.
Have a hob which I can then reheat on.
[Gm] Use my [E] toaster with the ears of [C] wheat on. _
_ _ [F] I [Bb] will do a lot with Oxo.
_ [Eb] _ I want to be Martin [Cm]
Jones, a salesman for mobile [Ab] phones.
I want to [Eb] shake hands a lot, [A] sit in wine bars while I make my [Ebm] sales.
I want to drink warm [Cm] rosé, keep [D] saying no way, no [Ab] say.
And live in [Bb] a Docklands flat with a mortgage that's [Eb] the size of Wales.
[D] _ I'll keep my bottle when the market's [G] crashing.
Be super cool when profits take a bashing.
[Gm] I'll cross the crossing when the green man's flashing.
[F] _ I'm a [Eb] devil on a zebra.
[D] I'll meet a girl and feel a good [G] vibration.
Give her flowers for a nice flirtation.
[Gm] Three carnations from a petrol station.
[F] Take her [Bb] for an aqua-libro.
_ [Eb] _ I want to [Fm] be Pauline [Cm] Park and work as [G] an invoice clerk.
[Ab] I [Eb] want to eat lean cuisine even though I'm eight stone [Ebm] three. _
I'll sit and I'll [G] fantasize about cruel men with piercing [Eb] eyes.
Then I'll microwave two mince pies [Bb] and have them with pop tea.
[D] _ _ I'll watch a thriller if it's not too gory.
[G] A miniseries if I like the story.
[Gm] I think there ought to be more Nana [C] Muscori.
_ _ [F] No, I never [Eb] have the news [D] on.
[Am] Dr.
Scholl will be my favourite [Dm] sandal.
[G] _ Higher hills than that I cannot handle.
_ [E] Saw Barry Manilow and held my [C] candle.
_ _ _ [F] Wax was [Bb] running down my blue zone.
_ _ [Eb] I [Fm] want to be Vera [B] [Cm] Page, a [G] dame of a certain [Eb] age.
I want to have big red [F] lips and a cleavage that could drown a [B] mouse. _
I want to [Bb] call all men [Cm] swine, have visible [Dm]
[Ab] panty line.
Have [Eb] sing songs on British wine, I always have it in the house.
[D] _ I'll be known in all the pubs and chip shops.
[G] Dangly jewellery and sequined zip tops.
[Gm] _ Tracksuit bottoms and stiletto [C] flip-flops.
_ _ _ [F] _ I'll [E] be really [Eb] in the groove, [D] eh?
Never take a bus if I can cab [G] it.
Offer me a bit of life, I'll grab it.
[Gm] My libido would defeat [C] a rabbit. _ _
[F] _ And [Bb] I'll never change the [B] duvet.
_ _ [E] I [Db] want to be Eileen [Dbm] Gumm, who [Ab] calls herself just [A] a mum.
I want [B] to have three big [Gb] lads and a husband that [B] are driven nuts.
[E] I'll [Gbm] struggle and [Dbm] sacrifice to make [Ab] sure they have things [A] nice.
I'll give them [E] such good advice [Dbm] they'll absolutely [E] hate my guts.
[Eb] _
I'll make a bag for them to take their pumps in. _
_ I'll make pyjamas they [Ab] can have their mumps in.
[Fm] _
My [Abm] mashed potato will have big grey [Db] lumps in.
_ _ [Gb] _ I'll [F] control each [E] family member.
_ [Eb] I'll make them gather round the Christmas [Ab] table.
And eat until to move they are unable.
_ [Db]
They'll wish that Joseph never found that stable. _
_ _ [Gb] I'll put my [B]
sprouts on [Abm] in November. _ _ _ _
_ [E] I [B] think it's a giant [Dbm] con, we [Ab] can't all be everyone.
[A] I want [E] to go round and [Gb] round just living every [B] life in sight.
[Gm] _ [C] It isn't a proper [Dm] scheme, I [A] just had to let off [Bb] steam.
We all [F] have to have a dream [G] and I'm following my dream.
Following my [Bb] dream, following my [Gm] dream.
_ _ [Dm] Tonight. _
[C] _ _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
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_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _