Chords for It would have never have worked

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_ _ _ _ [G] It's over _
[F] We've missed the bus
[C] Nice idea, but [F] not for us
We didn't [E] click.
Let's make it quick [Am] and say goodbye
[B] Don't hold my hand and don't [Am] demand a reason why?
[C]
No loving looks
[F] No fond regards
[Dm] Tonight was [G] always on the cards
_ [C] I like big muscles [F] you were thin [G] and lanky
[C] I like [Am] nice manners you were far too [G] cranky
You blew [Bb] your nose and then [A] looked in your hanky
_ [C] _ _ _ [G] The [C] day I met [F] you was a real [G] heart [C]-wrencher
[Am] I thought that love would be a [G] big adventure then [Gm] saw the spinach on your bottom [D] denture
_ [C] _ _ I [F] wanted champagne and oysters
Cuz that's the way [C] I am you [F] gave me Bento tinned [D] carrots and [G] spam _
_ _ [C] _ Reported thing you just can't [G]
manufacture
[C] [Am] You had your pinup girl.
[G] I couldn't match [C] her.
I [Gm] didn't want to it was [A] mrs.
Thatcher
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_ _ [G] I
[C] _ Wanted love to [F] come and knock our blocks [C] off
But even [D] Venus takes a card [G] and clocks off [C] your [Gm] idea of foreplay was [A] to take your [Gb] socks off.
_ _ [C] _ _ I
[F] Wanted moonlight and roses and all [G] that silly [C] tosh you wanted [F] gerbils whip [D] it
_ [Dm] I
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[Bbm] Wanted love poems, [Ab] but you couldn't write them [Bbm] my earlobes nibbled, but [Eb] you wouldn't bite [Db] them
You don't [Abm] even fart and then [Bb] attempt to light them
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We're not [Bbm] compatible [Gb] let's not get [Ab] blue dear _
[Db] at least we see each other's point [Ab] of view dear
[Db]
I like hunky [F] men and so [Bb] do you dear _
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