Chords for Uncle Bonsai - Problems in the First World
Tempo:
61.8 bpm
Chords used:
Bb
F
C
G
Fm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I had a dream once that the entire audience got their phones out and recorded this one song and posted it.
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song.
But the same take, same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
[E] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it [Fm] online.
Like bombard Facebook or [B] something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, I have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone else?
No, that's why we're here in my house and not on a large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
[Bb]
There was a drought.
There [G] was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt.
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout.
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it.
There [F] was a flu.
And then another strain of flu.
[Bb] What can you do?
Just wait around, [Gm] another flu will come to you.
And all your pets will get flu too [G] and that seems bad.
And I heard it doesn't [Db] matter how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Ab] But I just had a sandwich that had way too much [Bbm] mayonnaise.
And I'm really quite upset.
Because it makes the [F] sandwich wet.
And I think they [Bb] lied about the octane in this [Gm] gasoline.
And the springs are [Bb] getting looser on the backyard trampoline.
And the mail was late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
We got problems in that first world too.
There was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next week I'll send a little more.
[Gm] Hold on a sec.
[Eb] I think I wore this dress before.
No, not again.
[C] Just count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing gears.
First war was [C] unto thee.
Now God is jovinee.
Because the microwave is blinking.
But [Bb] the vape's already [C] gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking.
Isn't really from Champagne.
All the straws I bought were bent.
[F] And the milk was 2%.
We got problems in the [Fm] first world too.
[F] [Bb] Some folks [Cm] have no Wi-Fi.
[C] Or it's really, [Dm] really slow.
[Bb]
Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven.
Ooooo.
[Bb]
Somewhere [Cm] there are places [G] where the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] So the farmers have been cursed.
And the climate's getting [Bb] worse.
But it's dinner time and I'm sure that I'm not getting too [F] dessert.
Because the brulee's kinda [C] brittle.
And the flan is really loose.
And I think our extra dough is made with duck instead of goose.
I got quake instead [Bb] of crisp.
And the bacon is too crisp.
We got problems in [C] the first.
Cause the beer is [Bb] really hoppy.
And the lawn's a little [C] dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy.
And the paper's not too plied.
The news is all despair.
[F] And the remote is over there.
We got problems in the first world [F] too.
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song.
But the same take, same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
[E] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it [Fm] online.
Like bombard Facebook or [B] something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, I have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone else?
No, that's why we're here in my house and not on a large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
[Bb]
There was a drought.
There [G] was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt.
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout.
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it.
There [F] was a flu.
And then another strain of flu.
[Bb] What can you do?
Just wait around, [Gm] another flu will come to you.
And all your pets will get flu too [G] and that seems bad.
And I heard it doesn't [Db] matter how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Ab] But I just had a sandwich that had way too much [Bbm] mayonnaise.
And I'm really quite upset.
Because it makes the [F] sandwich wet.
And I think they [Bb] lied about the octane in this [Gm] gasoline.
And the springs are [Bb] getting looser on the backyard trampoline.
And the mail was late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
We got problems in that first world too.
There was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next week I'll send a little more.
[Gm] Hold on a sec.
[Eb] I think I wore this dress before.
No, not again.
[C] Just count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing gears.
First war was [C] unto thee.
Now God is jovinee.
Because the microwave is blinking.
But [Bb] the vape's already [C] gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking.
Isn't really from Champagne.
All the straws I bought were bent.
[F] And the milk was 2%.
We got problems in the [Fm] first world too.
[F] [Bb] Some folks [Cm] have no Wi-Fi.
[C] Or it's really, [Dm] really slow.
[Bb]
Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven.
Ooooo.
[Bb]
Somewhere [Cm] there are places [G] where the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] So the farmers have been cursed.
And the climate's getting [Bb] worse.
But it's dinner time and I'm sure that I'm not getting too [F] dessert.
Because the brulee's kinda [C] brittle.
And the flan is really loose.
And I think our extra dough is made with duck instead of goose.
I got quake instead [Bb] of crisp.
And the bacon is too crisp.
We got problems in [C] the first.
Cause the beer is [Bb] really hoppy.
And the lawn's a little [C] dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy.
And the paper's not too plied.
The news is all despair.
[F] And the remote is over there.
We got problems in the first world [F] too.
Key:
Bb
F
C
G
Fm
Bb
F
C
I had a dream once that the entire audience got their phones out and recorded this one song and posted it.
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song.
But the same take, same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
_ [E] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it [Fm] online.
Like bombard Facebook or [B] something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, I have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone else?
No, that's why we're here in my house and not on a large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ There was a drought.
There [G] was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt.
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout.
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it.
There [F] was a flu.
And then another strain of flu.
[Bb] What can you do?
Just wait around, [Gm] another flu will come to you.
And all your pets will get flu too [G] and that seems bad.
_ And I heard it doesn't [Db] matter how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Ab] But I just had a sandwich that had way too much [Bbm] mayonnaise.
And I'm really quite upset.
Because it makes the [F] sandwich wet.
And I think they [Bb] lied about the octane in this [Gm] gasoline.
And the springs are [Bb] getting looser on the backyard trampoline.
And the mail was late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
We got problems in that first world too.
There was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next week I'll send a little more.
[Gm] Hold on a sec.
[Eb] I think I wore this dress before.
No, not again.
[C] Just count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing gears.
First war was [C] unto thee.
Now God is jovinee.
Because the microwave is blinking.
But [Bb] the vape's already [C] gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking.
Isn't really from Champagne.
All the straws I bought were bent.
[F] And the milk was 2%.
We got problems in the [Fm] first world too.
_ [F] _ [Bb] Some folks [Cm] have no Wi-Fi.
[C] Or it's really, [Dm] really slow.
[Bb]
Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven.
Ooooo.
[Bb]
Somewhere [Cm] there are places [G] where the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] So the farmers have been cursed.
And the climate's getting [Bb] worse.
But it's dinner time and I'm sure that I'm not getting too [F] dessert.
Because the brulee's kinda [C] brittle.
And the flan is really loose.
And I think our extra dough is made with duck instead of goose.
I got quake instead [Bb] of crisp.
And the bacon is too crisp.
We got problems in [C] the first.
Cause the beer is [Bb] really hoppy.
And the lawn's a little [C] dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy.
And the paper's not too plied.
The news is all despair.
[F] And the remote is over there.
We got problems in the first world [F] too. _ _
Not like lots of songs, but have like 300 versions of one song.
But the same take, same version, same take, same angle.
I thought that's funny.
_ [E] Please, you're more than welcome to take this song and put it [Fm] online.
Like bombard Facebook or [B] something?
With one song.
Everybody does that.
Every concert, every single concert, I have them record the same song.
So like a thousand versions of the same song, sung exactly the same way.
That's funny to me.
Is that funny to anyone else?
No, that's why we're here in my house and not on a large stage someplace at a $15 ticket.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ There was a drought.
There [G] was a swarm of killer bees [Bb] without a doubt.
[G] There's gonna be some new disease, some kind of gout.
On the backs of giant fleas and I'm against it.
There [F] was a flu.
And then another strain of flu.
[Bb] What can you do?
Just wait around, [Gm] another flu will come to you.
And all your pets will get flu too [G] and that seems bad.
_ And I heard it doesn't [Db] matter how much money that you [Fm] raise.
The water in the well will only last a few more days.
[Ab] But I just had a sandwich that had way too much [Bbm] mayonnaise.
And I'm really quite upset.
Because it makes the [F] sandwich wet.
And I think they [Bb] lied about the octane in this [Gm] gasoline.
And the springs are [Bb] getting looser on the backyard trampoline.
And the mail was late today [F] and I missed the lunch buffet.
We got problems in that first world too.
There was a wreck.
There [Eb] was a fire [Bb] and a war.
I sent a check.
Next week I'll send a little more.
[Gm] Hold on a sec.
[Eb] I think I wore this dress before.
No, not again.
[C] Just count to ten.
[Db] And I heard that there's a battle that's been going on for [Fm] years.
And every day another super parasite [Db] appears.
But my new Ford Explorer is abruptly changing gears.
First war was [C] unto thee.
Now God is jovinee.
Because the microwave is blinking.
But [Bb] the vape's already [C] gone.
And all the champagne I've been drinking.
Isn't really from Champagne.
All the straws I bought were bent.
[F] And the milk was 2%.
We got problems in the [Fm] first world too.
_ [F] _ [Bb] Some folks [Cm] have no Wi-Fi.
[C] Or it's really, [Dm] really slow.
[Bb]
Some don't [C] even have a [F] toaster oven.
Ooooo.
[Bb]
Somewhere [Cm] there are places [G] where the crops will [Dm] never grow.
[G] So the farmers have been cursed.
And the climate's getting [Bb] worse.
But it's dinner time and I'm sure that I'm not getting too [F] dessert.
Because the brulee's kinda [C] brittle.
And the flan is really loose.
And I think our extra dough is made with duck instead of goose.
I got quake instead [Bb] of crisp.
And the bacon is too crisp.
We got problems in [C] the first.
Cause the beer is [Bb] really hoppy.
And the lawn's a little [C] dry.
The sloppy joe's too sloppy.
And the paper's not too plied.
The news is all despair.
[F] And the remote is over there.
We got problems in the first world [F] too. _ _