Chords for Uncle Bonsai - Fat Boys (audio only)

_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Skinny boy's got nothing to lean against in bed
[Eb] Bony arms and [F] shoulders only bruise my head
_ When they try to wrestle [Em] me I beat them [Am] down
But _ [Dm] _ boy's got nothing [G] to wrap your arms [C] around
Skinny boy's got visions [Em] unlike quality
_ [Eb] But every time I greet one [F] there's nothing there to squeeze
[Fm] All that wasted effort, [C] all that [A] vanity
[D] Skinny boy's got visions, [G] _ mortality
_ [Eb] Something about muscle-bound [F] boys practicing being clean and jerk
[Eb] Lean up their bodies for the shine
_ [Eb] Never like those tail and lean [F] boys
Too much pressure, too much work
Looking in the mirror for a sign
_ [Ab] I just want a baby fat [Bb] boy
Double-sized and double [Ab]-chinned
Belly big and pillowed to [Bb] my breast
_ [Ab] I just want the spacious black [Bb] boy
Jump right on and sink right [Ab] in
Loving handles driving me [Bb] insane
[G] _ [Fm] All of that [G] extra weight, [Em] all [Am] of that extra muscle to play [D] with
Gives me another [G] reason to stay [C] with that fat boy's, fat boy's
[F] [G] Everyone cleans the plate
[C] Truly inspired by last of us slingers [Dm] who sit [G] by the fire and lick on the pit
[C] All of that fat boy's, [C] fat [Bb] boy's
_ [D] _ _
[C] Skinny boy's are losers
[Em] Who seem to try too [D] hard
And every time they talk [F] to me they want the _
[Ab] All that blind emotion, [C] all that [A] foolish pride
[D] Skinny boy's are losers
[G] With no place left _ _
[Eb] _ Making lame-bo [F] so repressed and so refined
[Eb] Walking with their feet don't touch [F] the ground
[Eb] I don't want your mama's best [F] boy Undeveloped, undefined
[Eb] Waiting for his chance to be [F] profound _ _
[Ab] I just want an overgrown [Bb] condition and rest
[Ab] Flush it back, dear, waiting for [Bb] the squeeze
[Ab] All the weight and all [Bb] the wet, my whistle quench
[Ab] To be cheap, just drop it
_ [Bb] _ _ [G] _
[F] All of that extra [G] skin
[Em] All of that extra [Am] stuffing to your [Dm] coat
Gives me another [G] reason to burn [C] for the fat boy's, fat boy's
[F] Everyone wants [G] to sit
[Em] Sugar-free, [Am] sturdy, the mouth of us [Dm] hovers
To turn up the [G] music and turn on the [C] covers
With the fat boy's, fat boy's
[Bb] Fat _ _ [C] _ boy's, fat [Bb] boy's, fat [D] boy's
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[F] Fat [G] boy's so massive and [E] fat boy's so sweet
[Dm] Fat [G] boy's to [C] fondle and bite _
[F] Fat [Gm] boy's to feed [E] me whenever we meet
[A] Fat [G] boy's to turn [C] out the light _
[F] Fat [Gm] boy's so ample [Em] to sample [A] and [D] hold
Fat boy's to brighten [C] my day _
[F] Fat [G] boy's so grand to [Em] manhandle and [Dm] mold
Fat boy's to steal [G] me away _ _
[F] All of that [G] extra cheek
[Em] All of that extra [Dm] cargo to carry
Gives me [G] another reason to [C] marry the fat boy's, fat boy's
[F] Everyone [G] takes a [Em] peek
Truly [Am] determined we go through the [Dm] base
We're bumping our chests [G] and we're stuffing our [C] bases
For the fat boy's, fat boy's
[F] Everyone [G] takes a peek
[Em] Truly [Am] determined we go through the base
[Dm] We're bumping our chests [G] and we're stuffing our bases
[C] For the fat boy's, fat boy's _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ [C] _ Fat boy's, fat boy's, [Bb] fat boy's, _ _ [C] fat boy's _