To the Bone Chords by J.T. Machinima

[Cm] _ _ Sans?
Sans!
Wake up!
What [D] is it, dude?
[Cm]
A human has [Ab] fallen from the surface, wild!
Really?
[G] And you got a [Cm] bone to pick with him?
No time for pardons!
Come on, that was a real rib tickler!
Enough!
_ [Ab] Alright, here we go again.
[G] _ [Cm] _
[G] Welcome to the underground!
[Cm] How was [D] the fall? _
[Cm] If you [G] wanna look [Cm] around, give us a call!
We don't see humans often.
[G] We're happy you just walked [Cm] in.
I'll be so popular when I show all the monsters [G] what I just brought [Cm] in!
Hey, Moviron, [Ab] mind your manners!
Can it, Sans!
[Bm] No time for banter!
[Ab] Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric.
If you're just lazy [B] and apathetic!
[Cm] Call me what you want!
[Ab] I got six dim!
Another [F] bad joke and [G] I'm finished with him!
[Ab] We are monsters, the awfulest kind!
Mess with us, takes [G] a lot of spine!
[Cm] _ [Fm] And we [Ab] hate to cause [Cm] _
intermination!
Because [G] we [Ab] want to spread [Cm] our motivations!
Do it!
[Fm] [Ab] Betrayed us [Cm] and left us finding!
One day, [Gb] we'll [Fm] make our way [Cm] back to the surface!
Do all your [Ab] travels, [Cm] your sins will follow!
You're not [Ab] scared, where's his life?
[Cm] He's easy to swallow!
Looks neat, real [Ab] monster, [Gm] now you [Cm] should know!
You've got this [Ab] story [Gb] [Cm] down to the bone!
Beanie, Sans!
What?
The last line of the chorus is a pun!
Nope! _
Imposile, that [Ab] was very _ f***ing [G] funny!
[Cm] _
You're stuck [G] in the underground!
[Cm] Thanks for the fall!
Good luck ever getting out!
Prepare to brawl!
You could show mercy to us!
Or turn [E] all of us to [Cm] yours!
[G] Is your heart full of [Ab] evil?
Or full of love? _
[Cm] I, [B] the brave Papyrus, [Bb] challenge you [G] to try getting fired!
[Cm] That's the human [B] with one of [Gm] your puzzles!
Brilliant plans [G] that will leave him before long!
[Cm] I dare [E] you to try [B] a bite of spaghetti!
[Bb] Smells like the [G] creepy pasta's ready!
[Cm] Papyrus, Sans, [Abm] I'm done with the joke!
[Bb] It sounds like [B] someone's funny part, help [Cm] me!
[F] You can't [Ab] relate to our [A] determination!
[Cm] _ Because [Ab] we monsters have [Cm] our motivations!
I hope [Fm] they don't [Ab] mastermind [Cm] these plans of ours!
You're [Fm] only [Gb] still alive [Ab] because [Cm] I made a promise!
You'll lose your [Ab] mind when you [Cm] wander for hours!
You [Fm] might even [Ab] decide to start [Cm] talking to flowers!
Let's be real, monster, now you should know!
You've got [Fm] this [Ebm] story [Cm] down to the bone!
Someday [Ab] I'll join the Royal [F] Guard!
When I catch this [Ab] child, can it [C] be that [Cm] hard? _
[C] _ If I'm being honest, my brother ain't not Bahamas!
[Ab] I know you and all that you want, [Eb] you'll get a lot more [D] from Sans than a pawn!
[C] Be free to go, [Ab] the [Cm] messier it gets, if I had it my way, you'd [D] already be dead!
[Eb] Kidding, if you couldn't tell, I get so bored I amuse [Cm]
myself!
Down [G] here in the [Cm] underground, you're all [Eb] alone!
[Cm] We [G] wanted to tell you [Fm] now, you're caught up [Gm] on!
[Cm] If you survive this prison, you will [Gm] know [Cm] nihilism!
Don't mess [G] around [Eb] with monsters, they're [Ab] scared of tiny children!
Ha!
You've come far, but soon you'll stumble!
When I stump you [G] with some tune, you'll tumble!
[Cm] I'm not [G] so sure [Ab] you'll get him with that!
Alas, I'll hit [E] him with my [C] special [B] attack!
[Bb] _ [Fm] Leave me alone!
You know I've got a [G] knack for the [Ab] trombone!
One more pun and I'll be [F] done!
But ain't two [Em] stones better than [Cm] one?
[Fm] We'll get real [Ab] into your [Eb] determination!
[Cm] _ [Fm] Because we monsters [Cm] have our motivations!
You know [Ab] you're all scorned, he's [Cm] already been told!
_ [Ab] Play again if [G] you sell your [Cm] soul!
I've [Fm] got my iron, [G] so you just [Cm] watch it!
I'll mine any [Ab] skeleton [Cm] that comes inside your closet!
He's the real monster, now you should know!
You've cut [Ab] this story [Eb] down to [Cm] the bone! _ _ _ _ _ _ _