Smile Like You Mean It (Alastor's Offer) Chords
Tempo:
92.6 bpm
Chords used:
C
Fm
Bbm
Db
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[Fm] [C] [Fm] [C] Splendid!
Ho ho [Fm] ho!
[C] I see [Fm] big things coming [C] your way, [Fm] yes indeedy!
Now on to [C] business.
[Fm] Everything's better with a song, don't you agree?
This way, good man, we've a deal to make.
I assure this is a good thing for both our [Bbm] sakes.
I'm happy to provide, but remember your [Fm] side of a bargain I know you can't refuse to take.
All I ask is when I boost your station, remember who gave you this grand ovation.
[Bbm] If I call on you for a [Db] favour or two, don't forget it's now your [C]
obligation.
[Fm] Smile if you mean it, [Fm] take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] Sure you'll do just well, you're only down in hell, [C] so come along with me and [C] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile your way through it, grit your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget those big mortal when you could have it [C] all, and maybe that's not [C] better when I [Fm] see you [C] [Fm] fall.
Oh, [C]
[Fm] [C] [Fm] still [C] unconvinced?
[Fm] Well why not take the word of a friend of mine?
Oscar!
They say you [Cm] reap what you sow, and [Db] in this town you should damn well know
that [C] what the radio demon wants he's [Fm] gonna take.
I've seen him kill hell's greatest evil, [Bbm] shake the status quo in the [Db] people.
[C] So if you think you're getting out of this, [Fm] big mistake.
Now now, sour [C] fool.
[Fm] Stop fucking around, this is taking [Bbm] forever.
You always think you're real [Db] slick and [C] clever.
I know what you like and what [Fm] makes you tick, tick, tick.
You win what you want, just the cost I pay.
[Db] Enough of this shit, we ain't got all day.
Just [C] sign the thing so I can go get another [Fm] fucking drink.
In other words, smile if you mean it, risk it all and we can seize it.
[Bbm] Until we hear that bell, we're both [Db] stuck in hell, so roll the dice and [C] see if you could [Fm] be inspired.
Oh wait, no wait, the grace went dark as though you knew it.
[Db] You could stand up tall and act within my [C] claw, I'll be there to [C] watch you as you [F] take control.
So what my friend, whatever [Bbm] will it be?
[C] I can give you what you crave, just [F] not for free.
You know [G] what's on the line and [Bbm] this whole thing's on [G] borrowed time.
But [C] you can trust the man who's winning, his one guarantee.
[Fm] Smile if you mean it, take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] So you'll do just well, you're only doubting [C] hell, so come along with me and [Dbm] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile, go away, prove it, bridge your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget the big hurdle when you could have it [C] all, I mean you'd never bet on it.
I [Fm] see, smile if you mean it, [Fm] risk it all and we can seize it.
[Db] Until we hear that bell, we're both stuck in [C] hell, so roll the dice and [Fm] see if you could be inspired.
Go away, prove it, embrace the dark as though you knew it.
[Bbm] You can stand that saw and I'll clean my [C] claw, I'll be there to watch you as I watch you.
I will make you free, [Fm] you are too tall.
[F]
Ho ho [Fm] ho!
[C] I see [Fm] big things coming [C] your way, [Fm] yes indeedy!
Now on to [C] business.
[Fm] Everything's better with a song, don't you agree?
This way, good man, we've a deal to make.
I assure this is a good thing for both our [Bbm] sakes.
I'm happy to provide, but remember your [Fm] side of a bargain I know you can't refuse to take.
All I ask is when I boost your station, remember who gave you this grand ovation.
[Bbm] If I call on you for a [Db] favour or two, don't forget it's now your [C]
obligation.
[Fm] Smile if you mean it, [Fm] take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] Sure you'll do just well, you're only down in hell, [C] so come along with me and [C] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile your way through it, grit your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget those big mortal when you could have it [C] all, and maybe that's not [C] better when I [Fm] see you [C] [Fm] fall.
Oh, [C]
[Fm] [C] [Fm] still [C] unconvinced?
[Fm] Well why not take the word of a friend of mine?
Oscar!
They say you [Cm] reap what you sow, and [Db] in this town you should damn well know
that [C] what the radio demon wants he's [Fm] gonna take.
I've seen him kill hell's greatest evil, [Bbm] shake the status quo in the [Db] people.
[C] So if you think you're getting out of this, [Fm] big mistake.
Now now, sour [C] fool.
[Fm] Stop fucking around, this is taking [Bbm] forever.
You always think you're real [Db] slick and [C] clever.
I know what you like and what [Fm] makes you tick, tick, tick.
You win what you want, just the cost I pay.
[Db] Enough of this shit, we ain't got all day.
Just [C] sign the thing so I can go get another [Fm] fucking drink.
In other words, smile if you mean it, risk it all and we can seize it.
[Bbm] Until we hear that bell, we're both [Db] stuck in hell, so roll the dice and [C] see if you could [Fm] be inspired.
Oh wait, no wait, the grace went dark as though you knew it.
[Db] You could stand up tall and act within my [C] claw, I'll be there to [C] watch you as you [F] take control.
So what my friend, whatever [Bbm] will it be?
[C] I can give you what you crave, just [F] not for free.
You know [G] what's on the line and [Bbm] this whole thing's on [G] borrowed time.
But [C] you can trust the man who's winning, his one guarantee.
[Fm] Smile if you mean it, take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] So you'll do just well, you're only doubting [C] hell, so come along with me and [Dbm] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile, go away, prove it, bridge your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget the big hurdle when you could have it [C] all, I mean you'd never bet on it.
I [Fm] see, smile if you mean it, [Fm] risk it all and we can seize it.
[Db] Until we hear that bell, we're both stuck in [C] hell, so roll the dice and [Fm] see if you could be inspired.
Go away, prove it, embrace the dark as though you knew it.
[Bbm] You can stand that saw and I'll clean my [C] claw, I'll be there to watch you as I watch you.
I will make you free, [Fm] you are too tall.
[F]
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[Fm] _ [C] _ [Fm] [C] Splendid!
Ho ho [Fm] ho!
[C] I see [Fm] big things coming [C] your way, [Fm] yes indeedy!
Now on to [C] business.
[Fm] Everything's better with a song, don't you agree?
This way, good man, we've a deal to make.
I assure this is a good thing for both our [Bbm] sakes.
I'm happy to provide, but remember your [Fm] side of a bargain I know you can't refuse to take.
All I ask is when I boost your station, remember who gave you this grand ovation.
[Bbm] If I call on you for a [Db] favour or two, don't forget it's now your [C]
obligation.
_ _ _ [Fm] Smile if you mean it, [Fm] take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] Sure you'll do just well, you're only down in hell, [C] so come along with me and [C] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile your way through it, grit your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget those big mortal when you could have it [C] all, and maybe that's not [C] better when I [Fm] see you [C] [Fm] fall.
Oh, [C] _
[Fm] _ [C] _ [Fm] still [C] unconvinced?
[Fm] Well why not take the word of a friend of mine?
Oscar!
They say you [Cm] reap what you sow, and [Db] in this town you should damn well know
that [C] what the radio demon wants he's [Fm] gonna take.
I've seen him kill hell's greatest evil, [Bbm] shake the status quo in the [Db] people.
[C] So if you think you're getting out of this, [Fm] big mistake.
Now now, sour [C] fool.
[Fm] Stop fucking around, this is taking [Bbm] forever.
You always think you're real [Db] slick and [C] clever.
I know what you like and what [Fm] makes you tick, tick, tick.
You win what you want, just the cost I pay.
[Db] Enough of this shit, we ain't got all day.
Just [C] sign the thing so I can go get another [Fm] fucking drink.
In other words, smile if you mean it, risk it all and we can seize it.
[Bbm] Until we hear that bell, we're both [Db] stuck in hell, so roll the dice and [C] see if you could [Fm] be inspired.
Oh wait, no wait, the grace went dark as though you knew it.
[Db] You could stand up tall and act within my [C] claw, I'll be there to [C] watch you as you [F] take control. _ _
_ _ _ So what my friend, whatever [Bbm] will it be?
_ [C] I can give you what you crave, just [F] not for free.
_ You know [G] what's on the line and [Bbm] this whole thing's on [G] borrowed time.
But [C] you can trust the man who's winning, his one _ guarantee. _ _ _ _
[Fm] Smile if you mean it, take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] So you'll do just well, you're only doubting [C] hell, so come along with me and [Dbm] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile, go away, prove it, bridge your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget the big hurdle when you could have it [C] all, I mean you'd never bet on it.
I [Fm] see, smile if you mean it, [Fm] risk it all and we can seize it.
[Db] Until we hear that bell, we're both stuck in [C] hell, so roll the dice and [Fm] see if you could be inspired.
Go away, prove it, embrace the dark as though you knew it.
[Bbm] You can stand that saw and I'll clean my [C] claw, I'll be there to watch you as I watch you.
I will make you free, [Fm] you are too tall. _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Ho ho [Fm] ho!
[C] I see [Fm] big things coming [C] your way, [Fm] yes indeedy!
Now on to [C] business.
[Fm] Everything's better with a song, don't you agree?
This way, good man, we've a deal to make.
I assure this is a good thing for both our [Bbm] sakes.
I'm happy to provide, but remember your [Fm] side of a bargain I know you can't refuse to take.
All I ask is when I boost your station, remember who gave you this grand ovation.
[Bbm] If I call on you for a [Db] favour or two, don't forget it's now your [C]
obligation.
_ _ _ [Fm] Smile if you mean it, [Fm] take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] Sure you'll do just well, you're only down in hell, [C] so come along with me and [C] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile your way through it, grit your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget those big mortal when you could have it [C] all, and maybe that's not [C] better when I [Fm] see you [C] [Fm] fall.
Oh, [C] _
[Fm] _ [C] _ [Fm] still [C] unconvinced?
[Fm] Well why not take the word of a friend of mine?
Oscar!
They say you [Cm] reap what you sow, and [Db] in this town you should damn well know
that [C] what the radio demon wants he's [Fm] gonna take.
I've seen him kill hell's greatest evil, [Bbm] shake the status quo in the [Db] people.
[C] So if you think you're getting out of this, [Fm] big mistake.
Now now, sour [C] fool.
[Fm] Stop fucking around, this is taking [Bbm] forever.
You always think you're real [Db] slick and [C] clever.
I know what you like and what [Fm] makes you tick, tick, tick.
You win what you want, just the cost I pay.
[Db] Enough of this shit, we ain't got all day.
Just [C] sign the thing so I can go get another [Fm] fucking drink.
In other words, smile if you mean it, risk it all and we can seize it.
[Bbm] Until we hear that bell, we're both [Db] stuck in hell, so roll the dice and [C] see if you could [Fm] be inspired.
Oh wait, no wait, the grace went dark as though you knew it.
[Db] You could stand up tall and act within my [C] claw, I'll be there to [C] watch you as you [F] take control. _ _
_ _ _ So what my friend, whatever [Bbm] will it be?
_ [C] I can give you what you crave, just [F] not for free.
_ You know [G] what's on the line and [Bbm] this whole thing's on [G] borrowed time.
But [C] you can trust the man who's winning, his one _ guarantee. _ _ _ _
[Fm] Smile if you mean it, take a chance and you could seize it.
[Bbm] So you'll do just well, you're only doubting [C] hell, so come along with me and [Dbm] guarantee [Fm] it.
Smile, go away, prove it, bridge your teeth and get right to it.
[Bbm] Forget the big hurdle when you could have it [C] all, I mean you'd never bet on it.
I [Fm] see, smile if you mean it, [Fm] risk it all and we can seize it.
[Db] Until we hear that bell, we're both stuck in [C] hell, so roll the dice and [Fm] see if you could be inspired.
Go away, prove it, embrace the dark as though you knew it.
[Bbm] You can stand that saw and I'll clean my [C] claw, I'll be there to watch you as I watch you.
I will make you free, [Fm] you are too tall. _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
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