Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE] Chords

Welcome to the Internet.
Have a look around.
[Gm] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be [F] found.
We've got mountains of content.
Some better, some worse.
[A] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
[Dm] Welcome to the Internet.
Come and take a [Gm] seat.
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[F] There's no need to panic.
This isn't a test.
[A] Just know to shake your head and we'll do the rest.
[Dm] Welcome to the Internet.
What would you prefer?
Would [Gm] you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[F] Be happy, be horny, be bursting with [A] rage.
We've got a million different ways to engage.
[Dm] Welcome to the Internet.
Put your careless eyes [Gm] here.
The nipple-straining buster here's a nine-year-old who's got [F] a baby's eyes.
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy [A] stars.
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters from Hasbro, Telfer, [Dm] and Leach.
Welcome to the Internet.
Hold on to your socks.
[Gm] Because a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his [F] cock.
They are grainy and off-putting.
He just sent you more.
[A] Don't act surprised.
You know you like it.
[D] See a man's a headache.
Get up and kiss his ear.
A screen [Gm] show of pictures of your children.
Tell us every thought you've seen.
[F] Start a rumor by a broom or send a death threat to a [A] broomer or DM a drooling groomer.
Do a zoomer.
Find a new [D] Miranda.
Here's a healthy breakfast option.
You should kill yourself.
[Gm] There's more women.
Never love you.
This is how you can build a [F] wall.
Which power angel are you?
Take this quirky [A] quiz.
Obama said the immigrants don't [D] vaccinate your [D] kids.
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A [Gm] little bit of everything all of the [F] time.
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [A] crime.
Anything and everything [D] all of the time.
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
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just before your time [Dbm] right before [C] the towers [Bb] fell circa [A] 99 [Gm] this was catalogs
[D] and travel [Dm] [A] blogs the chat room or two _ [Gm] set our [G] sights and spend our [A] nights
waiting _ [C] _ [F] for you _ [Dm] you _ [G] _ [C] insatiable you [F] mommy let you use her [Dm] iPad [Gm] you were barely [C] two
and [Dm] it did all [Db] the things we [F] designed it [G] to do [Bb] now look at you look [C] at you
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