Welcome to The Internet Chords by Bo Burnham

[Dm] Welcome to the internet, have a look around.
[Gm] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be [F] found.
We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse.
[A] If none of it's of interest to [Dm] you, you'd be the first.
Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat.
Would [Gm] you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[C] There's no [F] need to panic, this isn't a [Db] test.
Just nod or shake [A] your head and [C] we'll do the [Db] rest.
[Dm] Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?
[Gm] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[F] Be happy, be horny, be bursting with [A] rage.
We got a million different ways to [Dm] engage.
Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside.
[Gm] Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine-year-old who died.
[F] We got movies and doctors and fantasy [A] sports.
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different [C] characters in Harry Potter.
[Dm] Flocking each other, welcome to the internet.
Hold on to your socks, [Gm] cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his [F] cock.
They are grainy and puff pudding, he just sent you more.
[A] Don't act surprised, you know you like [Dm] it, you whore.
See a man by hand and get offended, see a [Gm] shrink.
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you [F] think.
Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer.
Or [A] DM a girl and groom her, do a [Ab] zoomer, find a [Dm] tumor in your ear.
Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom.
Here's [Gm] why women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb.
[Fm] Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz.
[A] Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.
[Dm] Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
[Gm] A little bit of everything, all of the [F] time?
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [A] crime.
Anything and [Dm] everything, all of the time.
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _
_ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ [Gbm] _
[Dm] _ _ _ You _ _ [Gm] _
[C] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[Dm] [G] know, [C] _ it wasn't [Bb] always like this. _
[A] _ [Bb] _ [Gm] Not very [C] long ago, [Bb] just before [D] your [A] time.
_ [Dm] Right [Gm] before [C] the towers [Bb] fell, circa [A] 99.
This [Gm] was [Cm] [D] catalogs, [G] travel [Dm] [A] blogs, a [Em] chat room or [Dm] two.
[Gm] We set our [D] sights and [Dm] spent our [A] nights waiting [C] _ for [F] [Bb] you.
[F]
[Bb] You, _ [Gm] _ _ [C] insatiable you.
[D] [C] Mommy [F] let you [Dm] use her iPad, [Gm] you were barely [C] two.
And [Dm] it did all [Db] the things we [F] designed [Bb] it to do.
Now look at you, _
_ _ [C] look at you.
[D] [Bm] You, _
[G] you.
[Em] _ _ [Am] You, unstoppable, [D] _ [G] watchable.
Your time is [Em] now, your insides out.
[Am] Honey, how [D] you grew.
[Em] And if we stick [Eb] together, [G] who knows what [A] we'll do.
It [C] was always [D] the plan to [B] put the world in your [C] hand.
_ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _ [B] _
[Em] _ _ [B] _ [Em] _ _ _ [B] _ [Em] _
_ [B] _ [Em] Could I interest you in everything all of the [Em] [A] time?
[Am] A bit of everything, all of the [E] [G] time?
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [B] crime.
Anything and everything, all of the [Em] time.
Could I interest you in everything, all of the [Am] time?
A little bit of everything, all of the [G] time?
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a [Ebm] crime.
Anything and everything and [B] anything and everything and anything and