Chords for This One's Just for You

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_ Dolly, I love you.
The day you've never [D] heard of me.
[E] But I got all your records, and I seen you on [A] TV.
Oh, but way out here it's lonely.
And I hope one [D] day we meet,
cause I'm your biggest [A] fan.
But until then, [E] at least the [A] bloke can dream.
So Dolly, it's wank, wank, money in the bank.
This one's [D] just for you.
[E] Wank, wank, money in the bank.
It's all that [A] I can do.
I stuck your picture on me ceiling,
to prove my [D] love is true.
_ Wank, [A] wank, money in the [E] bank.
Dolly, this one's [A] just for you.
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Hillary, I love you.
And I totally [D] respect you, ma'am.
[Abm] Even [E] when Bill had a major zipper malfunction,
you stood [D] by your [A] man.
Oh, but way out here it's lonely.
So can you send a picture for me [D] bedroom wall?
Or ask Bill to send some [A] of them naked pictures of [E] Monica.
He probably [A] won't be needing them no more.
So Hillary, it's wank, wank, money in the bank.
This one's [D] just for you.
[E] Wank, wank, money in the bank.
It's all that [A] I can do.
Can you sign it to Kev with lots of love?
Or get Monica to sign [D] hers the same way too.
Wank, [A] wank, money in the [E] bank.
Hillary, this one's [A] just for you.
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ Caitlyn, I love you.
And out all of them [D] Kardashians,
[E] you're me favourite even though I don't know if you're a [A] her or if you're a him.
Oh, but way out here, don't matter.
Because if I got me [D] hands on you,
Sheila or [A] Bloat, you'd cop more [E] popes than an Outback [A] BBQ.
So Caitlyn, it's wank, wank, money in the bank.
This one's [D] just for you.
[E]
Wank, wank, money in the bank.
It's all [A] that I can do.
I stuck your picture on me dartboard.
Bet you felt [D] a prick or two.
Wank, [A] wank, money in [E] the bank.
Caitlyn, this [A] one's just for you. _
_ [E] Wank, wank, money in the bank.
This [A] one's just for you. _ _ _ _ _ _ _