Chords for That Handsome Devil - How to Get Money

[G] _ _ [D] _ [Gm] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [Bb] _
[G] _ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ _ [F] [E] Believe [G] it or not, there [D] are some people [G] out there who still don't [D] use guns.
[G]
Now they're struggling, they [D] could use some [G] new shoes, the rest do, but they still don't shoot them.
Cutting corners, [D] counting [Gm] coupons, well here's the practical [D] [Gm] solutions for y'all to get your extra loot.
[D] _ [Gm] _ _ [F] In [G] the end, you just have to get [Dm] out there [C] and not have [G] to shoot somebody.
[D] [Gm] So you just have to get out there [C] and not have to shoot somebody.
[F] _
[G] Some people got it hard to [D] go, [G] you don't get shit when you pawn that though.
[D] Stocks [G] drop, economic slopes, put me on the [D] road in Amish [G] clothes, I [B] sell ceramic bowls
and all [Gb] the chokes.
[G]
Bandana and an army coat, [D] doing [G] astrological readings at the carnival.
[D] Tell [G] models I'm from Cosmo, air [D] guitar to rock [Gm] and roll, selling [N] guys on Harley's fake
rocks to smoke.
In [Gm] a fake parking spot [D] in a no [Gm] parking zone.
_ [D] Man, [Gm] I got fake passes to [D] games that [C] ain't happening, [G] take napkins, salt [Dm] shakers, placemats
when I [G] leave a place I never ate [D] at, man.
[C] Need a [Gm] ride though on the valet jacket, let's take a spin.
You get a good enough [D] tip, maybe [C] drop it off on your way back [Dm] in.
Got [G] some girl on the radio [Dm] singing, who [Gm] saved my soul?
I don't know, but I could [D] save some gold, [G] take this occasional toilet paper [D] roll from
[C] every place I go.
[Am] Dang baby, dang.
[G] This is how the game [Dm] works, [Gm] and I have to shoot somebody.
[D] _ [G]
Tell me how the game works, and I have [Gm] to shoot somebody.
How the game works, and I have to shoot somebody. _
Tell me how the game works, and I have to shoot [C] somebody.
[Gm] Well I've been robbed a few times, so [D] I could give you [Gm] some pointers.
[G] We ain't talking about stealing [D] change from your [Fm] grandma's coin [G] purse, get the toy first.
[D] From the truck [G] before it hits the toy stores, make the deals, cut out the employees.
You wanna poison my drink?
[Dm] You have to [Bb] buy me food, [G] plus a poison slice of pizza [D] and some poison [G] Chinese food.
Need a credit card?
[D] We hit the [Gm] ICU, [N] find a few who besides this short, dying in a [G] 92, the ID might be used.
[D] And if [C] that don't work, [Gm] sell the IV fluid.
[D] [Gm] Now all department basements got [D] copper piping, [G] use the copper light in the oil you give these
cops and sirens when you smash the border [Dm] lines.
[Gm] Need the sugar mama to support you?
[D] Hang around [G] court rooms, divorce support groups.
[D] Outside the [C] reports of sport coupe [F] with [D] convertible roof [C] fire.
[G] This is how the game works, [F] and I have [Gm] to shoot somebody. _
Tell me how the game works, and I have to shoot [C] somebody.
[F] _
[Gm] How the game works, and I have to shoot somebody. _
Tell me how the game works, and I have to shoot [C] somebody.
[Gm] _
[G] You've been working a lot, [D] you get hurt on [Gm] the job.
[G] Girls wear a skirt, [D] tie your shirt in [G] a knot.
Work with your boss, far [D] off from burning [Gm] your bras.
You got value now you work what [F] you got.
[G] _
Yes, toot it [C] later for [Gm] debates on escaping from cops calls.
Poisons on top floors [Dm] for faking [G] out doctors and making [Cm] your heart stall.
Until [G] then, you can [D] catch us out on [Gm] the golf course, drunk racing [D] the golf [Gm] course.
_ _ [Dm] _ [Gm] _ _ _ _ [C] _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ Sell undercut overprice, give off the top, [Bbm] eliminate the middle man, become the middle man.
Consolidate schemes, [Dm] pay [Gm] hard, restore, double pump, liquidate, solidify.
Embezzle, invest, collect interest. _ _
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