Chords for That Handsome Devil - The Behind Your Back Dance

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_ _ _ _ Good [Bbm] morning passengers [Gb] of cruise ship Earth.
Despite the recent [Abm] turbulence among those aboard, our [Db] destination remains successful.
As we [Abm] enter a new day, we must keep [Bbm] mentally and physically fit, [Gb] readied [Bbm] with a crafty
[Gb] positivity to tackle and beat any [Bbm] problems facing [Abm] today's modern age.
So [Db] here's another happy little dance in form, [Abm] prepare and keep in [Gb] shape.
[Bbm] You ready?
Come on.
Round up, crawl, sign the check, do it [Gb] all behind the back. Got it.
Make your bed, [Abm] lie on it, turn around, try and get you to cross.
[Db] Sign the check, put your hands behind [Abm] your back.
Blame the scientist [Gb] for finding it.
Keep up, let's go.
Round up, crawl, sign the check, [E] do it all behind [Bb] the back.
Make your bed, [Bm] lie on it, turn around, [Gb] try and get you to cross.
[Ab] There you go.
There you go.
Sign the check, put your hands behind [Abm] your back.
Alright.
Blame the scientist [Db] for finding it.
[Gb] We're [Bbm] entering a time of [Gb] freedom, independence, where the same [Bbm] gentlemen who make the [Abm] macaroni
cheese make the cigarettes.
[Db] _ Subsidiaries of one big company, [Abm]
funding news shows and [Gb] publishing
from nuclear submarines to [Bbm] the stuff we eat.
[Gb] From studying all monkeys to [Bbm] alcohol and [Abm] onion
[Dbm] rings.
I know [Abm] what you're wondering, how could [Db] I get a job from such a [Abm] great company?
Well
you [Gb] do, so stretch, touch your feet.
Now duck, crawl, [Ab] sign and check.
You can go behind [Bb] their
back, make your gate [Bm] line.
Turn around, [Gb] try and make step, crawl, [Ab] sign and check.
Put your
hands behind [Abm] your back, blame the scientists [Db] for finding it.
The [Bbm]
education system is [Ebm] wonderful.
Kids have so many [Bbm] books in their [Eb] backpacks, they can barely bring their [Abm] guns to school.
What is a mom to do?
Take her pills, get [Gb] comfortable. _
Now duck, sing [E] along, [B]
and crawl.
[Bm] Oh, if you've
got your SARS [Gb] mask on.
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ _ [Gb] Now everybody, now duck, crawl, sign and check.
[E] You can go behind
[Bb] their back, make your gate [D] line.
Turn around, [Bbm] try and make step, crawl, sign [Ab] and check.
Go
on stand.
[Abm]
Blame the scientists [Db] for finding it.
[Bbm] Nothing can stop us, we're [Gb] strong.
Look
at the president, [Bbm] didn't even get the [Abm] popular vote.
That ain't stopping him [Db] though.
There's
no obstacle too small to [Abm]
control.
[Gb] Anything is possible. _
Now duck, I can't wait [E] till we
have cool [Eb] uniforms.
_ [Bm] Well we won't all [Gb] get them.
Sign and check.
[Ab] Yeah, take that [Abm] and
blame the [Db] scientists for finding it.
Heads [Gb] held [Bbm] high, we will march [Ebm] this path to a bright
future.
[Bbm] Wearing the coolest [Abm] sneakers, driving automobiles with [Db] expensive sandy rims.
Our
[Abm] party wins idolizing the movie [Bbm] sports and pop stars guiding them.
Sorry teachers, [Gb] doctors,
computer guys at IBM, [Bbm] _ [Abm] violinists, firemen.
Find me when [Db] you're on TV and try again.
[Abm] Alright,
let's get this [Gb] party going.
Raise the terror alert.
Duck, crawl, sign and check.
Oh [E] no,
[Abm] bird brain.
_ [D] Turn around, try [Gb] and make step, crawl, sign and check.
Hey, I [Ab] don't go half
assed on you.
[Abm]
Hey, [Db] come on, let's get moving.
I [Bbm] got my eye on you in the front there, fatty.
Get the poppy, get [Abm] sweaty, mix the butter. _
[Db] Come _ _ [Abm] _ _
on, [Gb] keep it up.
_ Now [Bbm] duck, unbuckle [Gb] your
seatbelt, walk around.
[Bbm] Pick [Abm] things up if you're knocking down.
Sign the check, but be careful
what you talk about.
Blame the scientists [Gb] for finding it.
Now duck, we're [E] gonna make
it, you can do it.
[Abm] And crawl, with all [D] the eyes you see it with.
[Gb]
Sign the check, [Ab] it exists
if you believe.
[Abm] And blame the [Db] scientists for finding it.
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