Poontang Boomerang Chords by Steel Panther

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_ [C] _ [Eb] Oh.
_ [C] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [B] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _
[Bb] _ Oh, [C] fuck.
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_ [Em] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _
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_ [Cm] _ [Eb] _ _ _ [C] _ [Bb] _ _
That's it, what I'm talking about.
_ [C] Hey, Boontang.
Hey, little buddy.
_ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [N]
She really thinks she's crazy. _ _ _ _ _
I should get her out before that film crew comes in. _ _ _
Love you, little man. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Hey!
Come on, you gotta go.
Let's do it.
You gotta go.
Come on.
Up, up, up, up.
Again?
Come on, come on, come on.
Take your dog.
Let's go.
Seriously?
Let's go.
Come on.
Get your shit.
Come on.
I don't know why you always do this to me.
I thought we had fun.
It's not just you.
It's me.
I have a present for you.
You do?
Yeah, it's right out there.
Oh, the present's right_ Yeah, yeah.
It's for you.
Just go over there.
What? _ _
_ Why? _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Oh, that's where this thing is. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Gb] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _
Met a [C] girl on Tinder
[Bb] About a year ago
[Ab]
Ass felt like a beanbag
Stinky [Bb] down below
[C] She never got a call back
[Bb] I couldn't get on [F] that fatty
_ _ [Ab] _ _ Yeah, [Bb] I went golfing three days later
[Db] Guess who shows up [Ab] ass like catty?
I'm blue [Db] and tan, [Ab] boomerang
Just [Gb] can't follow the way I
Don't burn [Db] her ass on a Friday [Ab] night
She's a bad box Saturday Sing it!
Blue and [B] tan, boomerang
[C] My friend was getting married
[Bb] And Beth arrived in May
[C] It was pretty yummy, [Gb] y'all
She wanted [Db] some of [C] me
I told her just the one [Bb] time
I would make an [F] exception _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] And she tried to suck my balls
At [Db] her wedding reception
[Eb] Blue and [Db] tan, [Ab] boomerang
[Bb] Give that shit a whirl
[Eb] I can almost guarantee
[Ab] I'm gonna wind up with that girl
[Eb] Blue and tan, [Ab] boomerang
[C] Cause I'm going gay
[Gb] [B] Oh, the ring-a-wing is even [Db] worse They say
[F] _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ Look [F] out! Look out! _ _
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
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[Eb] You've chugged that hard
You [Db] don't wanna fuck no more
[Eb] But you better watch out, Jack
Cause that ass is coming back
If you're tired of getting it around
You can take your next bus out of town
But you can't get far enough away
That [Bb] bitch will find you [Eb] in a day
Change your name and cut your hair
I'm on my way to Timbuktu
[Eb] But I'm telling you right now
That I will follow you
You've chugged that hard
You [Bb] don't wanna fuck no [Eb] more
But you better look out, Jack
[F] Cause that ass is coming back
_ [D] [Ab] Blue and tan, boomerang
That shit never fails
[Eb] Sure as a bear shits in the [Ab] woods
That's the old bo's ass sales
[Eb] Blue and tan, [Ab] boomerang
Better watch out [Gb] real quick
[Ebm] _ Boomerang's after dangerous
[Ab] Down on the rock tip
[Eb] Blue and tan, [Db] boomerang
Blue _
_ [B] and tan, [Ab] boomerang
_ [Gb]
Blue [Eb] _ and tan, [F] boomerang _ _
_ [Gb] Blue and tan, [Ab] boomerang _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ _
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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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