Fat Girl Chords by Steel Panther

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Saw [C#] her drinking beer, [F#] eating peanuts by the bar _
I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car
[D#m] She said her [C#] name was Debbie, [D#m] she was a friend of Jenny [C#] Craig's
[F#] She had boobs like [C#m] watermelons, [C#] and breasts like Rottweilers
[F#] I [C#] know you're hungry, [F#] I can see it in your eyes
Cause you're [C#] looking at me [F#] like I'm a side [C#] of fries
[D#m] I wanna [C#] take your chubby [D#m] ass, that's [C#] my place
[F#] Cause we're my [B] baby craving [C#] all of our dice, [F#] yeah
[B] _ _ _ _ Mercy [F#] blues, [B] blues, blues _ _ _
[F#] _ Fat girl, [C#] she's everything I wanted [B] and more
[F#] Fat girl, [C#] she can't fit through [F#] the door
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[B] Mercy blues
_ [F#] _ I [C#] wanna prove to [F#] you, my feelings [C#] are for real
[F#] _ [C#] So I'm gonna buy you, [F#] a million [C#] happy meals, [D#m] yeah
I wanna [C#] choke you to that body, [D#m] if you only [C#] let me in
[B] I wanna sink my [C#] sauce, my sauces, into that double chin, [A#m] yeah _ _ _
[C#] _ _ [D#] _ [F#] Mercy blues _ _
[C#] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ Fat [C#] girl, is riding my [B] child again
[F#] Fat girl, [C#] is snacking on my car again _ _ _
_ [D#] Ow, stop biting
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_ _ _ [G#] My friends keep telling me, [C#] I must be going blind
[G#] Cause you got cottage cheese, [C#] all over your behind, yeah
[Fm] Even though some people point and laugh at [F] us
[G#] You can kick their [D#m] ass, because [C#] you're bigger than a [D#] bird _ _ _ _
_ Fat girl, [D#] I can't believe they're in it [C#] again
_ _ [D#] Where does your neck [G#] begin?
_ [C#] _ _ _ _ Ow, she blows
Fat girl, [D#] put my arms up into [C#] your arms
Fat girl, [D#] you're really, really tough
[G#] _ _ [C#] _ _ [D#] _ Fat girl, _ [C#] _ _ _ _ she [G#] blows
_ _ _ _ You're my fat girl
_ _ _ You know I really love you
_ [D#] _ _ [G#] Cause you're my fat girl
_ _ Oh, come here baby, where you going?
_ _ _ _ You're a cow
Come here baby Hey _ _
_ I can't live without you
I can't live without you Come here Hey _ _ _
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