Asian Hooker Chords by Steel Panther

[F] _ _ [N] Good evening, Tokyo!
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_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ It's time to call the police in the hood!
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Here [A] we go!
[Bbm] _ [Eb] _ [Gb] I'm in [Db] Tokyo
_ I'm [Eb] _ [Gb] looking for [Bb] some _ [Eb] hoes
_ [Gb] Trying to score [Db] some blood
[B] But I don't speak [Gb] Japanese
_ _ [F] [Eb] No, [Gb] my [Db] name is Shunya
_ _ [Eb] _ [Gb] Take it [Bb] from all [Bbm] over
_ Put [Gb] you in [Db] a bubble gum dick
[B] And lick his _ [Bb] _
_ [Gb] panties
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_ [Gb] [Ab] Spend [A] all my [B] future _ _
_ [Ebm] In your little [Ab] gum
[Gb] _ _
_ [B] Hot [Gb] little [Db] gum _ _
_ [Ebm] In [Abm] your little [Bbm] [C] gum _
[B] You're a dirty [Gb] little [Db] cocksucker
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_ [Ebm] One more sample, [Gb] dude
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_ [Ebm] _ _ Thank [Gb] you
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_ _ [Gb] I'm a South [Db] Korean _
I [Eb] broke [Bbm] out with gonorrhea
[Ab] _
[Bb] _ [Eb] Now I [Db] totally feel it
I'm [B] on fire
_ I [Bb] don't feel
[Gb] I [F] _ [Eb] _ _ [Dbm] feel like a _ jerk
[Eb] _ [Gb] Cause my dick [Bbm] won't _ work No
[Eb] [Gb] It's like [Db] I'm a cockskin minotaur
[B] By a dude who knows [Bb] Tai [Gb] Chi
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[Ab] _ [Eb] He _ smells like [Gb] _
[Ab] _ _ [B] sushi _ _ Asian [Ab] _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ hookah
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_ _ _ [Ebm] _ Asian _ [Db] _
[Gb] hookah
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_ [Bb] _ _ [Ebm] Asian _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] hookah
_ _ I'm a [B] little _ [Db] player
_ I can [Bb] go and choose your prayer
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[Fm] I'm a [Gb] little prayer
Just [A] fucking hookah Damn [Bb] cockhead
I _ _
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[Bb] can't see the [Eb] way you stare
Do [Db] some talk
Get [Gb] up there
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_ [Abm] _ [B] _ hookah _ _ _
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_ _ Asian hookah
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