Asian Hooker Chords by Steel Panther

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[Ab] I'm _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
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[Gb] in [Db] Tokyo, _ _
_ [Eb] I'm looking [Bb] for _ love.
[Eb] I've [Gb] tried to score [Db] some blood, [B] but I don't speak [Bb] Japanese. _ _
[F] _ [Eb] _ [Gb] I'm a geisha [Db] _
girl, _ [Eb] _ I'm seeking for [Bb] a _ world. _
[Gb] A rapper torn [Db] a roll on my dick and [B] the bitch is on [Bb] her _ knees.
[Eb] Smells _
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[Gb] _ [Ab] like [Bb] sushi. _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ Asian _ hooker, _ [B] I'm a little [Db] motherfucker. _ _ _
[Eb] Asian _ _ [Bb] hooker, _ [B] you're a dirty little _
[Db] cocksucker.
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[Db] Korea, _ _ [Eb] _
broke our _ [Bb] career.
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_ Now I [Db] totally figured it out, [B] that's why it hurts when I [Bb] go pee.
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I feel [Ab] like a _ jerk, [Eb] _ _ cuz my [Bb] dick's on fire.
_ _ [Eb] _ It's like [Db] I got punched in the nuts [B] by a gyuru no [Bb] sachi. _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ It's _ [Ab] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] smells like [Bb] sushi. _ _ _ _
[Ab] _ [Gb] _ _ [Eb] _ Asian _ [Bb] hooker, [Gb] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Db] I'm a little motherfucker. _
_ [Eb] _ Asian _ _
[Db] [Gb] hooker, you're [B] a dirty little [Db] cocksucker.
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_ _ Hey, I'm a [B] man with [Db] a plan.
I'm [D] fucking going to [Ebm] Japan.
_ Gonna [Db] spend a couple [Gb] grand.
Just [F] fucking hookers in [Bb] the can.
Fuck [B] the rest, I'm [Db] _ _ _ [D] fucking going to [Eb] Asia.
_ Do [F] some coke, and get [Gb] a tan.
_ _ [A] _ _ Jesus!
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_ _ Asian _ _ hooker, _ [B] _ I'm a little [Gb] [Db] motherfucker.
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Asian _ _ [Bbm] hooker, [B] you're a dirty [Gb] little [Db] _
[Bb] cocksucker.
_ _ [Eb] Please, John. _ _ _ _ _
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Let's just all go to Asia.
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_ [Eb] _ _ Fuck you! _
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_ [Eb] _ _ _ Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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