Chords for Squirrel Rights Song - Rhett & Link

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ I'm [E] Doug and I'm Darryl and we [A] are _ _ _ Squirrels
We live in your [E] backyard in a big oak tree
That's [A] our _ _ world
_ _ [E] We saw you and your family filming us with your flip [A] cam
Shaking our little tails eating crackers from your hand
[E] We know we're irresistible, seemingly even kissable
[A] Extremely home video-able and effortlessly uploadable
[B] But what makes you think that gives you the right
_ _ _ To make us internet _ memes _ _ overnight? _
_ _ We didn't sign [E] a _ release
You didn't get [A] our consent
_ _ _ To put [E] our private lives on the public _ _ [A] internet
_ _ We didn't sign a [Abm] release
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ You seem [E] _ _
surprised to find we're [A] upset _
_ _ _ You wonder how [E] in the world can squirrels talk
Much less have the _ [A] internet
_ _ _ _ Well [E] you have email, we have tree mail
You have smartphone, we have pine cone
[A] You have social networks, we have elaborate squeaks and chirps
[E] _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] He just said, you have no right to publish or distribute audio or video recordings of us
Including but not [A] limited to our names, recorded mating calls, photographs or likenesses
Nest location, tail [E] length or any material based upon or derived therefrom
Oh yes, and any [A] forest in perpetuity
_ _ If [B] you don't cease and desist, a suit will be _ filed
_ _ _ Especially if we end up in the next squirrel gone wild
_ _ We didn't sign a [E] _
release
_ You didn't get our consent
_ _ _ To put our private lives on the public _ [A] internet _
_ _ [E] We didn't sign a release _
_ _ You violated our _ trust
_ We don't want the world to see the secret place where we hide our
[B] _ _
_ _ We didn't sign a [Abm] _
release
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [Abm] _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ You win an embroidered mythical [A] beast patch and
A brand new Nexus One [E] Google phone, courtesy of our friends at YouTube
Hello? _
[A] It's dead
Naomi has to activate it
So?
[E] Now it's your turn to participate in our Submit a Song Idea Series
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And how to make authentic squirrel noises with your mouth
How _ _ do you do that?
It's all in the neck right here
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ I was bitten by a squirrel at the age of [E] 6
Ever since then, _ I've been able to do this _ _