Chords for Epic Rap Battle! - Rhett & Link
Tempo:
150 bpm
Chords used:
F
A
Bb
G
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[N] [Ebm] [Ab]
[Bb] Pass me some of that garlic stuff.
[D] Have you noticed the waitress?
[Bb] Oh yeah, I was thinking about [F] talking to her.
Well you might want [G] to check your breath [D] first.
I'm sure yours isn't any better.
Hold on, here she comes.
Hey, I think we're done.
Can you split up [Ebm] the check?
And do you have any gum?
I only need one piece.
[A] [D]
[Bb] [A]
[Eb] First off, I want to tell you I enjoyed the pizza.
[A] Well it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to [Ab] meet her.
I like your number, but I'm not going to leave a big tip to get.
[Dbm] That means he's cheap and [C] pathetic.
And if you date him, you'll [A] regret it.
23% from me communicates.
I'm generous, not desperate, and I can calculate.
Is she supposed to be impressed?
Well if you want her, that'll be my guess.
[Bb] I'm a computer [F] programmer and a cubicle dweller.
I disable spell [Bm] check cause I'm a stellar speller.
When [F] I write an email that includes an attachment,
I never hit send before I've attached it.
Your job is a bore.
I keep it [G] hardcore, selling knives and insurance from door to door.
You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation.
I'm giving an [F] incredible knife demonstration.
May I interest you in some accidental death [Am] coverage?
Or a hard boiled egg slicer?
I can change [A] computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene.
Egg slicer.
[F] I carpool cause I'm environmentally sensitive.
I pack a [Bm] snorkel cause I'm clever and so inventative.
It's inventive.
[Dm] Inventative isn't a word.
Yeah, I just [F] invented it.
You just got served.
Well when I carpool, [Bb] I take a group of third graders.
On my way to work, I teach a [D] multiplication table.
See, I'm a role model.
An [Dm] example to the youth.
Then [Am] why did this kid just tell me that one times one is two?
At the gym, people line up just to give me a spot.
All eyes on me when I'm popping a squat.
My career plan [Dm] B is to T.V. [A].E. The model on the machine, he's based on [F] me. I've mastered the [A] art of mental manipulation. Working every [Ab] muscle group through meditation. This is [Gb] me working out my [G] triceps. Pick up my DVD called Mind Lapse. My sense [F] of style is sweet like syrup. It's not uncommon for me to be a little bit of a slob. [G] I'm a pioneer. [Dm] See this turtleneck with a necklace? [F] You'll be wearing this next year. [A] Is that all you [Bb] got? Nope. I see buttons, I just push them to see what they do. If something were to go [Am] wrong, I'd just blame it on you. I'm quick-witted. [A] I always know just what to say. Then say something clever. Uh, okay. I [Gm] was offered a record deal while singing at [C] a karaoke bar. But I turned it down [B] and became the president's [G] karaoke czar. I rescued a [B] dolphin entangled in a tuna net. And donated it to an orphanage to [F] keep as a pet. I gave the Heimlich to a horse choking on beef jerky. Two hours [A] later, he won the Kentucky Derby. I'm allergic to nothing. I'm allergic to weakness. I embrace my [F] weaknesses and call them uniquenesses. I can drive a stick shift. Well, I can [A] golf. Well, I can make it look like my thumb is coming off. I invented the half Nelson. I invented the full Nelson. I've got a signed picture with Boris Yeltsin. My uncle is a lawyer. I roll my own [F] sushi. I use the metric system exclusively. I [Am] know Morse code. Well, I can speak it. [F] You just said that [A] the square root of raspberry should be [Em] legalized. Exactly. [Bb] [Bbm] So what do you think? [Gm] [A]
[Am]
[G] Rhett and Link here. Thanks for watching and subscribing to our videos. Leave a comment [A] below. Who do you think won this [F] round of the rap battle? I did. I did. [Am] And what do you think should happen next? Click to watch the video again while you decide. You can download [A] this song on iTunes or at rhettandlink [F].com. And be sure to check out our latest and greatest music videos all in one playlist. [Bb] [F]
[D]
[Bb] Pass me some of that garlic stuff.
[D] Have you noticed the waitress?
[Bb] Oh yeah, I was thinking about [F] talking to her.
Well you might want [G] to check your breath [D] first.
I'm sure yours isn't any better.
Hold on, here she comes.
Hey, I think we're done.
Can you split up [Ebm] the check?
And do you have any gum?
I only need one piece.
[A] [D]
[Bb] [A]
[Eb] First off, I want to tell you I enjoyed the pizza.
[A] Well it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to [Ab] meet her.
I like your number, but I'm not going to leave a big tip to get.
[Dbm] That means he's cheap and [C] pathetic.
And if you date him, you'll [A] regret it.
23% from me communicates.
I'm generous, not desperate, and I can calculate.
Is she supposed to be impressed?
Well if you want her, that'll be my guess.
[Bb] I'm a computer [F] programmer and a cubicle dweller.
I disable spell [Bm] check cause I'm a stellar speller.
When [F] I write an email that includes an attachment,
I never hit send before I've attached it.
Your job is a bore.
I keep it [G] hardcore, selling knives and insurance from door to door.
You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation.
I'm giving an [F] incredible knife demonstration.
May I interest you in some accidental death [Am] coverage?
Or a hard boiled egg slicer?
I can change [A] computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene.
Egg slicer.
[F] I carpool cause I'm environmentally sensitive.
I pack a [Bm] snorkel cause I'm clever and so inventative.
It's inventive.
[Dm] Inventative isn't a word.
Yeah, I just [F] invented it.
You just got served.
Well when I carpool, [Bb] I take a group of third graders.
On my way to work, I teach a [D] multiplication table.
See, I'm a role model.
An [Dm] example to the youth.
Then [Am] why did this kid just tell me that one times one is two?
At the gym, people line up just to give me a spot.
All eyes on me when I'm popping a squat.
My career plan [Dm] B is to T.V. [A].E. The model on the machine, he's based on [F] me. I've mastered the [A] art of mental manipulation. Working every [Ab] muscle group through meditation. This is [Gb] me working out my [G] triceps. Pick up my DVD called Mind Lapse. My sense [F] of style is sweet like syrup. It's not uncommon for me to be a little bit of a slob. [G] I'm a pioneer. [Dm] See this turtleneck with a necklace? [F] You'll be wearing this next year. [A] Is that all you [Bb] got? Nope. I see buttons, I just push them to see what they do. If something were to go [Am] wrong, I'd just blame it on you. I'm quick-witted. [A] I always know just what to say. Then say something clever. Uh, okay. I [Gm] was offered a record deal while singing at [C] a karaoke bar. But I turned it down [B] and became the president's [G] karaoke czar. I rescued a [B] dolphin entangled in a tuna net. And donated it to an orphanage to [F] keep as a pet. I gave the Heimlich to a horse choking on beef jerky. Two hours [A] later, he won the Kentucky Derby. I'm allergic to nothing. I'm allergic to weakness. I embrace my [F] weaknesses and call them uniquenesses. I can drive a stick shift. Well, I can [A] golf. Well, I can make it look like my thumb is coming off. I invented the half Nelson. I invented the full Nelson. I've got a signed picture with Boris Yeltsin. My uncle is a lawyer. I roll my own [F] sushi. I use the metric system exclusively. I [Am] know Morse code. Well, I can speak it. [F] You just said that [A] the square root of raspberry should be [Em] legalized. Exactly. [Bb] [Bbm] So what do you think? [Gm] [A]
[Am]
[G] Rhett and Link here. Thanks for watching and subscribing to our videos. Leave a comment [A] below. Who do you think won this [F] round of the rap battle? I did. I did. [Am] And what do you think should happen next? Click to watch the video again while you decide. You can download [A] this song on iTunes or at rhettandlink [F].com. And be sure to check out our latest and greatest music videos all in one playlist. [Bb] [F]
[D]
Key:
F
A
Bb
G
Am
F
A
Bb
[N] _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ _ [Bb] Pass me some of that garlic stuff. _
[D] Have you noticed the waitress?
_ [Bb] _ _ Oh yeah, I was thinking about [F] talking to her.
Well you might want [G] to check your breath [D] first.
_ I'm sure yours isn't any better.
Hold on, here she comes.
Hey, I think we're done.
Can you split up [Ebm] the check?
And do you have any gum?
I only need one piece.
[A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ First off, I want to tell you I enjoyed the pizza.
[A] Well it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to [Ab] meet her.
I like your number, but I'm not going to leave a big tip to get.
[Dbm] That means he's cheap and [C] pathetic.
And if you date him, you'll [A] regret it.
23% from me communicates.
I'm generous, not desperate, and I can calculate.
Is she supposed to be impressed?
Well if you want her, that'll be my guess.
_ [Bb] I'm a computer [F] programmer and a cubicle dweller.
I disable spell [Bm] check cause I'm a stellar speller.
When [F] I write an email that includes an attachment,
I never hit send before I've attached it.
Your job is a bore.
I keep it [G] hardcore, selling knives and insurance from door to door.
You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation.
I'm giving an [F] incredible knife demonstration.
May I interest you in some accidental death [Am] coverage?
Or a hard boiled egg slicer?
I can change [A] computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene.
_ Egg slicer.
[F] I carpool cause I'm environmentally sensitive.
I pack a [Bm] snorkel cause I'm clever and so inventative.
It's inventive.
[Dm] Inventative isn't a word.
Yeah, I just [F] invented it.
You just got served.
Well when I carpool, [Bb] I take a group of third graders.
On my way to work, I teach a [D] multiplication table.
See, I'm a role model.
An [Dm] example to the youth.
Then [Am] why did this kid just tell me that one times one is two?
At the gym, people line up just to give me a spot.
All eyes on me when I'm popping a squat.
My career plan [Dm] B is to T.V. [A].E. The model on the machine, he's based on [F] me. I've mastered the [A] art of mental _ manipulation. Working every [Ab] muscle group through meditation. _ This is [Gb] me working out my [G] triceps. Pick up my DVD called Mind Lapse. My sense [F] of style is sweet like syrup. It's not uncommon for me to be a little bit of a slob. _ _ _ [G] I'm a pioneer. [Dm] _ _ _ See this turtleneck with a necklace? [F] You'll be wearing this next year. [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Is that all you [Bb] got? Nope. I see buttons, I just push them to see what they do. If something were to go [Am] wrong, I'd just blame it on you. I'm quick-witted. [A] I always know just what to say. Then say something clever. Uh, okay. I [Gm] was offered a record deal while singing at [C] a karaoke bar. But I turned it down [B] and became the president's [G] karaoke czar. I rescued a [B] dolphin entangled in a tuna net. And donated it to an orphanage to [F] keep as a pet. I gave the Heimlich to a horse choking on beef jerky. Two hours [A] later, he won the Kentucky Derby. I'm allergic to nothing. I'm allergic to weakness. I embrace my [F] weaknesses and call them uniquenesses. I can drive a stick shift. Well, I can [A] golf. Well, I can make it look like my thumb is coming off. I invented the half Nelson. I invented the full Nelson. I've got a signed picture with Boris Yeltsin. My uncle is a lawyer. I roll my own [F] sushi. I use the metric system exclusively. I [Am] know Morse code. Well, I can speak it. _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ You just said that [A] the square root of raspberry should be [Em] legalized. Exactly. [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ So what do you think? [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
[G] Rhett and Link here. Thanks for watching and subscribing to our videos. Leave a comment [A] below. Who do you think won this [F] round of the rap battle? I did. I did. [Am] And what do you think should happen next? Click to watch the video again while you decide. You can download [A] this song on iTunes or at rhettandlink [F].com. And be sure to check out our latest and greatest music videos all in one playlist. [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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_ _ [Bb] Pass me some of that garlic stuff. _
[D] Have you noticed the waitress?
_ [Bb] _ _ Oh yeah, I was thinking about [F] talking to her.
Well you might want [G] to check your breath [D] first.
_ I'm sure yours isn't any better.
Hold on, here she comes.
Hey, I think we're done.
Can you split up [Ebm] the check?
And do you have any gum?
I only need one piece.
[A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [Eb] _ _ _ First off, I want to tell you I enjoyed the pizza.
[A] Well it really wasn't great, but it allowed me to [Ab] meet her.
I like your number, but I'm not going to leave a big tip to get.
[Dbm] That means he's cheap and [C] pathetic.
And if you date him, you'll [A] regret it.
23% from me communicates.
I'm generous, not desperate, and I can calculate.
Is she supposed to be impressed?
Well if you want her, that'll be my guess.
_ [Bb] I'm a computer [F] programmer and a cubicle dweller.
I disable spell [Bm] check cause I'm a stellar speller.
When [F] I write an email that includes an attachment,
I never hit send before I've attached it.
Your job is a bore.
I keep it [G] hardcore, selling knives and insurance from door to door.
You're reflecting on a water cooler conversation.
I'm giving an [F] incredible knife demonstration.
May I interest you in some accidental death [Am] coverage?
Or a hard boiled egg slicer?
I can change [A] computer wallpaper to a tropical beach scene.
_ Egg slicer.
[F] I carpool cause I'm environmentally sensitive.
I pack a [Bm] snorkel cause I'm clever and so inventative.
It's inventive.
[Dm] Inventative isn't a word.
Yeah, I just [F] invented it.
You just got served.
Well when I carpool, [Bb] I take a group of third graders.
On my way to work, I teach a [D] multiplication table.
See, I'm a role model.
An [Dm] example to the youth.
Then [Am] why did this kid just tell me that one times one is two?
At the gym, people line up just to give me a spot.
All eyes on me when I'm popping a squat.
My career plan [Dm] B is to T.V. [A].E. The model on the machine, he's based on [F] me. I've mastered the [A] art of mental _ manipulation. Working every [Ab] muscle group through meditation. _ This is [Gb] me working out my [G] triceps. Pick up my DVD called Mind Lapse. My sense [F] of style is sweet like syrup. It's not uncommon for me to be a little bit of a slob. _ _ _ [G] I'm a pioneer. [Dm] _ _ _ See this turtleneck with a necklace? [F] You'll be wearing this next year. [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Is that all you [Bb] got? Nope. I see buttons, I just push them to see what they do. If something were to go [Am] wrong, I'd just blame it on you. I'm quick-witted. [A] I always know just what to say. Then say something clever. Uh, okay. I [Gm] was offered a record deal while singing at [C] a karaoke bar. But I turned it down [B] and became the president's [G] karaoke czar. I rescued a [B] dolphin entangled in a tuna net. And donated it to an orphanage to [F] keep as a pet. I gave the Heimlich to a horse choking on beef jerky. Two hours [A] later, he won the Kentucky Derby. I'm allergic to nothing. I'm allergic to weakness. I embrace my [F] weaknesses and call them uniquenesses. I can drive a stick shift. Well, I can [A] golf. Well, I can make it look like my thumb is coming off. I invented the half Nelson. I invented the full Nelson. I've got a signed picture with Boris Yeltsin. My uncle is a lawyer. I roll my own [F] sushi. I use the metric system exclusively. I [Am] know Morse code. Well, I can speak it. _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ You just said that [A] the square root of raspberry should be [Em] legalized. Exactly. [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ So what do you think? [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
[G] Rhett and Link here. Thanks for watching and subscribing to our videos. Leave a comment [A] below. Who do you think won this [F] round of the rap battle? I did. I did. [Am] And what do you think should happen next? Click to watch the video again while you decide. You can download [A] this song on iTunes or at rhettandlink [F].com. And be sure to check out our latest and greatest music videos all in one playlist. [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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