Chords for 2 Guys 600 Pillows (Backwards) - Rhett & Link

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_ _ _ _ Do _ _
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_ [C] _ _ [Em] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ you remember back in middle school _ when _ [A] _ _ _
my trunks fell down at the pool?
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_ [F] Everyone laughed except for you.
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You just let me hold [Bb] you in my bedroom.
[C] _ _ [Bm] _ [F] Our friends in the year when Julie McKnight _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _
dumped me because of my _ _ overbite _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ over you.
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ You didn't seem to mind [Bb] my tears or [C] my_
_ _ _ [F] _ I could [Bb] always hold [F] you tight. _
_ _ _ _ [C] So soft, so full [Bb] on your other side. _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] You're in my eyes, you're nothing but classy.
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ But everybody's saying you're nasty.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ Full of _ fungus, it can't be true.
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Lady with bacteria, _ _ [Bb] no, _ [C] not you.
_ _ [F] But the _ thing that fitted me in, _ _ _ _ [Am] _ I learned you're full of dust, my ex _ -commitment.
_ _ [F] And those dead skin _ cells may be mine.
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ But knowing what's in you, [Bb] I can't sleep [C] at _ night.
[F] _ We've been supposed to get there. _
_ _ _ _ [C] It's hard to say this is the end.
_ _ _ _ _ _ It's not me, it's [Bb] definitely you. _
_ _ _ _ Your body _ fluids once, and we're through.
I'm [G] getting _ _ _ _ _ _ old, [Fm] _ but_
You drove [F] head first! _
_ _ That was awesome.
Why'd you drive [Ab] head first?
_ _ _ I'm scared. _
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_ _ _ [C] Sweet Rhett and Link [F] mythical shoot.