Chords for Ray Stevens, Roy Clark, Kathy Mattea, & Faron Young - Ralph, You Have Embarrased Us All

_ The beauty of live television is whatever happens, happens.
Ralph Emery does three hours of live television every day.
So he gives us all the opportunity to share some very strange happenings.
We searched for the right reason to do a musical expression of a performer's innermost feelings of Ralph and found Ray Stephens.
Well, normally he's out on the golf course with Ralph.
In fact, Ralph calls him the Jack Benny of golf
because even if there's a dollar riding on the game, he takes three minutes lining up the shot.
Here with a special composition just for you, Ralph, is your tightwad buddy, Ray Stephens. _ _ _
_ _ This song is for you, Ralph. _ _
_ _ _ _ Ralph, you've been a friend to me [Em] and to all of us in the industry.
[C] We love to do your show and we're [D] thrilled when you call.
[G] Yeah, we love you like a [C] brother.
But at one time, _
[A] Ralph, you have [G] embarrassed us all.
[E] Yes, you have.
[A] You have embarrassed [G] us all.
Watch this. _
Oh! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Ah! _ _
_ _ Ladies and gentlemen, the Roy Clark! _ _ _
_ _ _ Ralph, you and I go back a ways [Em] back to those black and white television days [C] when I'd do your morning show and I'd [D] be there early standing tall.
[G] Now I've got a clip of two young guys [C] there with a lot less gray in their [A] hair and an incident [D] I bet you will [G] recall.
I look at this.
I love it.
You make movies a lot.
You have an excuse because you're tired.
You're just punchy all the time.
I wouldn't say that.
No?
What would you say?
I'd say the ducks are flying low. _ _ _
_ If we love you like a brother, [E] _ _
[A] Ralph, you have [D] embarrassed [G] us all.
_ [A]
You have [G] embarrassed us all.
_ Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Kathy McCullough.
_ [Bm] [C] It's not always the things you [G] say that makes our faces red.
[A] Why, heaven knows, Ralph, I've done your [D] shows and can't believe the things I've [F#] said.
[G] Is there Mr.
Right in your life?
Well, I don't know.
I have many friends.
I sure hope so because you're going to put him to work and I hope he likes you a lot. _
Yeah, I try to, you know, I try to, I like, I choose a man by the kind of tools he has, Ralph.
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_ _ [E] _ _ [Em] Ralph, you have, _
[G] _ _ _ [A] you [D] have embarrassed us all.
_ Ladies and gentlemen, _ _ _ well, the most embarrassing thing I've [Em] seen happens every Halloween [C] when you dress us up in costumes, one and [D] all.
Yep.
You [G] turn us into witches and freaks, [C] ghosts and goblins, germs and [A] geeks.
Well, once I was a convict [D] with just a chain and a [G] ball.
You used to be a sheriff, didn't you?
I used to be a sheriff until I got a divorce and this is all she left me. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ You mean that little ball there is all you've got left?
One ball, pal, one ball. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Ralph, you've been a friend to all [Em] of us and it's not our aim to complain [C] or fuss
because we'll be here whenever you [D] should call.
Yes, [G] we love you like a brother, [C] but only one time or another.
[A] Ralph, you have [G] embarrassed us all.
[E] You have, you [D] have embarrassed [G] us all. _ _ _ _ _