Mr. Custer Chords by Ray Stevens

_ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ What the f*** [E] am I doing here?
[Am] Please Mr.
Custer, [Dm] _
_ I don't [Am] wanna go. _ _ _
_ _ Hey Mr.
Custer, [Dm] _
_ please don't [Am] make me go. _ _ _
_ Let me tell [Dm] you, I had a dream last night
_ [Am] about the coming _ fight.
_ [Dm] _ Somebody yelled, attack, attack!
[Am] And there I stood [E] with an arrow in my back.
[Am] Please Mr.
Custer, [Dm] I _ don't [Am] wanna go.
Oh no, _ _ _ _ _ _ no.
_ [Dm] _
Look at them bushes [Am] out there.
They moving.
Well I bet there's an engine behind every one of them.
_ Hey [Dm] Mr.
Custer, do you mind if [Am] I be excused for the rest of the afternoon?
_ _ Hey Charlie, duck your head!
_ [Dm] _
No, you're a little [Am] late on that one Charlie. _ _
I bet that's smart.
[C] Hey what's your name?
[G] Tony, the man of the seven double [C] B's.
Hey what are you?
I sing it out, troops.
_ Again?
_ [G] The same great voice with a trembling [C] voice, like loud and clear.
What am I doing here?
_ [Am] Please Mr.
Custer, [Dm] _
I don't [Am] wanna go. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Mr.
Custer, [Dm] _
please, [Am] please, please don't make me go. _ _
_ _ [Dm] There's a red skin waiting out _ _ there, [Am] fixing to take my hair.
_ _ _ [Dm] Coward I've been called, _ [Am] cause I don't wanna walk.
[E] _
_ Oh [Am] no, please Mr.
[Dm] Custer, _ I [Am] don't wanna go. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm]
I wonder what the engine word [Am] for friend is.
Let's see, friend. _
Kimisabi, that's it.
_ _ Kimisabi, [Dm]
hey out there, [Am] Kimisabi! _ _ _ _
No, that ain't it.
Look [Dm] at them out there, running around like [F] a bunch of wild Indians. _ _ _
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