Chords for Ray Stevens - Taylor Swift Is Stalkin' Me

[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Oh, [B] [C] I bet she's in the yard again.
I'll have to call the [Bb] cops.
[B] [C] She follows me everywhere I go.
I can't make her stop.
[B] [C] I swear sometimes she's been inside my house when I've been [Bb] gone.
[B] She's [C] about to drive me crazy.
Hey, let me tell you [F] what's going [Eb] [C] on.
_ Taylor Swift [F] is stalking me.
She's a little old hater.
She needs a hug.
She's a traitor.
She's stalking [C] me.
Takes a bite of the [Am] fly, [C] doesn't count.
Yes, she's a fan.
[G] She's probably in the backyard now, up in that tall [F] pine tree.
[Gb] [G] With a pair of night vision goggles, focusing straight on [Gb] me.
[G] I swear she's everywhere I go.
You know, it's plain to [F] see.
[G]
[Bb] I bet [C] she's in the [Gm] cab.
[G] Two pizzerias and three dinks.
[C] Taylor Swift is stalking me. _ _ _
Poor Lord. _ _ _ _ _ _
I told her I knew you were trouble.
After all, you're just [Bb] 22.
[B] [C] She said, you belong to me and I'm only me when [Bb] I'm with [B] you.
[C] I'm writing songs about you, she said, and she even wrote our [B] song.
[C] Then she turned mean and said, no one's as cold as [Cm] you.
And I [Fm] told her I was [Cm] moving on.
[C] And now Taylor Swift is [F] stalking me.
She's a little lonely, but [Dm] she's a hussy.
[F] She's a traitor.
She's [Cm] stalking [C] me.
Takes a bite of the [Am] fly, doesn't count.
Yes, [C] she's a fan.
[G] She's probably in the backyard now, up in that tall [F] pine [Gb] tree.
[G] With a pair of night vision goggles, focusing straight [F] on [Gb] me.
[G] I swear she's everywhere I go.
You know, it's plain to [Gb] see.
[G] I bet she's [Gm] kind of a [G] dumbass.
_ You can't see.
She's [C] stalking me.
Hey, somebody, help! _
You _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
[C] know, this is really happening.
I'm being stalked by a [Bb] superstar.
[C] She said that our love story has put tears on her [Bb] guitar.
[B] [C] Her face is all over my TV screen and on the cover of [Bb] all my [B] magazines.
[C] I see her everywhere I [Cm] go.
You know, this has [F] gone too [Cm] far.
_ Taylor [F] Swift is stalking me.
She's a little lonely, but she's a hussy.
She's a traitor.
[Gm] She's [C] stalking me.
Takes a bite of the fly, doesn't [Am] count.
Yes, [C] she's a fan.
[G] She's probably in the backyard now, up in that tall [Dm] pine [G] tree.
With a pair of night vision goggles, focusing right [F] on me.
[Gb] [G] I swear she's everywhere I go.
You know, it's plain [F] to [Gb] see.
[G] I [Gm] bet she's kind of a_
_ [G] _ [C] _ _ You know, _ she's stalking me.
_ [Bb] _ [B] _
[C] I know I'm a hunk.
A girl's been chasing me since [Bb] 1989.
[B]
[C] I can't help it if I'm a hottie.
It's a curse.
I told her [Bb] we are [C] never getting together.
She's not believing me.
She'll jump the Impaul [Bb] text, [C] Twitter and call.
She just keeps on bothering me.
I know nobody believes [Bb] me, [B] but_
Just look [C] up in that pine tree.
There she is with them goggles on.
I tell you, Taylor Swift is stalking [B] me.
[C] What?
That's not her?
It's a what?
[Bb] A [C] hootie owl?
Hey, let me see them binoculars.
Oh, [Bb] _ [B] _ [C] well, who'd have thunk it?
My bad.
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