Chords for Paul Allen - The Welsh Christmas Song (explicit lyrics)
Tempo:
94.3 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
A
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [C]
[C] [Ab] [C]
It's Christmas time in my house, [G] it's all sleeping [C] quiet as a mouse.
Down my chimney comes a shock, [G] a big goof off with [C] a fucking big sock.
Oh I says, what's this for, [G] what's wrong with [C] that fucking front door?
I'll give you festive [G] tidings, how do you fancy [C] a you tidied [Abm] in?
And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those fucking [C] sleigh bells [Ab] ringing.
Oh Santa, look at my carpet, [G] who's had the fucking head [C] now?
I said Santa, here's our Christmas list.
[G] Sorry it's late, [C] but the kids got pissed.
But they won't they dread the pink [G] thing murder when [C] they've had a drink.
Something nice for her in those [G] ten bags and a pair [C] of size twelve drawers.
I'll dance up on my own, and [G] I don't say [C] ganja, I can't well I can.
That's the fucking hammer.
And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those [C] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
[G] [C]
Have you ever had bell bottom?
Cause [G] I'm going to shove it up your [C] fucking arse now.
I'm [G] fucking telling you, [C] you'll have more bells than fucking Big Ben now boy.
Swat.
[G] [C]
[D] Party games and Christmas [A] crackers getting out [D] of hand.
Rudolph's pissed up in the [A] corner chatting up [D] my gran.
Santa's ratting us by the fire, [A] his cheeks are [D] all aglow.
I'm not surprised the fucking swat [A] have just smoked all [D] my blow.
He'll have the fucking [Gb] head now.
And he said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been up [D] to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Right, you fucking having it now.
We went outside to say goodbye [A] with Santa [D] on his way.
I said Santa please don't start the cry, [A] what they've done you [D] fucking slave.
I don't know who done it, [A] and we haven't got [D] no proof.
He said we're fucked on the insurance [A] cause it should have been [D] on the roof.
How do you poly comp?
He said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I've been tucked up, shut those [D] fucking sleigh bells up.
[Gbm]
[G] [A] [Abm] Fuck off.
Right, where's that fucker with the bells, cause he's fucking having it.
[C] [Ab] [C]
It's Christmas time in my house, [G] it's all sleeping [C] quiet as a mouse.
Down my chimney comes a shock, [G] a big goof off with [C] a fucking big sock.
Oh I says, what's this for, [G] what's wrong with [C] that fucking front door?
I'll give you festive [G] tidings, how do you fancy [C] a you tidied [Abm] in?
And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those fucking [C] sleigh bells [Ab] ringing.
Oh Santa, look at my carpet, [G] who's had the fucking head [C] now?
I said Santa, here's our Christmas list.
[G] Sorry it's late, [C] but the kids got pissed.
But they won't they dread the pink [G] thing murder when [C] they've had a drink.
Something nice for her in those [G] ten bags and a pair [C] of size twelve drawers.
I'll dance up on my own, and [G] I don't say [C] ganja, I can't well I can.
That's the fucking hammer.
And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those [C] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
[G] [C]
Have you ever had bell bottom?
Cause [G] I'm going to shove it up your [C] fucking arse now.
I'm [G] fucking telling you, [C] you'll have more bells than fucking Big Ben now boy.
Swat.
[G] [C]
[D] Party games and Christmas [A] crackers getting out [D] of hand.
Rudolph's pissed up in the [A] corner chatting up [D] my gran.
Santa's ratting us by the fire, [A] his cheeks are [D] all aglow.
I'm not surprised the fucking swat [A] have just smoked all [D] my blow.
He'll have the fucking [Gb] head now.
And he said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been up [D] to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Right, you fucking having it now.
We went outside to say goodbye [A] with Santa [D] on his way.
I said Santa please don't start the cry, [A] what they've done you [D] fucking slave.
I don't know who done it, [A] and we haven't got [D] no proof.
He said we're fucked on the insurance [A] cause it should have been [D] on the roof.
How do you poly comp?
He said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I've been tucked up, shut those [D] fucking sleigh bells up.
[Gbm]
[G] [A] [Abm] Fuck off.
Right, where's that fucker with the bells, cause he's fucking having it.
Key:
G
C
D
A
F
G
C
D
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[G] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [C]
It's Christmas time in my house, [G] it's all sleeping [C] quiet as a mouse.
Down my chimney comes a shock, [G] a big goof off with [C] a fucking big sock.
Oh I says, what's this for, [G] what's wrong with [C] that fucking front door?
I'll give you festive [G] tidings, how do you fancy [C] a you tidied [Abm] in?
_ And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those fucking [C] sleigh bells [Ab] ringing. _ _ _
Oh Santa, look at my carpet, [G] who's had the fucking head [C] now?
I said Santa, here's our Christmas list.
[G] Sorry it's late, [C] but the kids got pissed.
But they won't they dread the pink [G] thing murder when [C] they've had a drink.
Something nice for her in those [G] ten bags and a pair [C] of size twelve drawers.
I'll dance up on my own, and [G] I don't say [C] ganja, I can't well I can.
That's the fucking hammer.
And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those [C] fucking sleigh bells ringing. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
Have you ever had bell bottom?
Cause [G] I'm going to shove it up your [C] fucking arse now. _
_ _ I'm [G] fucking telling you, [C] you'll have more bells than fucking Big Ben now boy.
Swat.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _
[D] Party games and Christmas [A] crackers getting out [D] of hand.
Rudolph's pissed up in the [A] corner chatting up [D] my gran. _
Santa's ratting us by the fire, [A] his cheeks are [D] all aglow.
I'm not surprised the fucking swat [A] have just smoked all [D] my blow.
He'll have the fucking [Gb] head now.
And he said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been up [D] to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Right, you fucking having it now.
We went outside to say goodbye [A] with Santa [D] on his way.
I said Santa please don't start the cry, [A] what they've done you [D] fucking slave.
I don't know who done it, [A] and we haven't got [D] no proof.
He said we're fucked on the insurance [A] cause it should have been [D] on the roof.
How do you poly comp?
He said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I've been tucked up, shut those [D] fucking sleigh bells up.
_ [Gbm] _ _
[G] _ _ [A] _ [Abm] Fuck off.
Right, where's that fucker with the bells, cause he's fucking having it. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [C]
It's Christmas time in my house, [G] it's all sleeping [C] quiet as a mouse.
Down my chimney comes a shock, [G] a big goof off with [C] a fucking big sock.
Oh I says, what's this for, [G] what's wrong with [C] that fucking front door?
I'll give you festive [G] tidings, how do you fancy [C] a you tidied [Abm] in?
_ And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those fucking [C] sleigh bells [Ab] ringing. _ _ _
Oh Santa, look at my carpet, [G] who's had the fucking head [C] now?
I said Santa, here's our Christmas list.
[G] Sorry it's late, [C] but the kids got pissed.
But they won't they dread the pink [G] thing murder when [C] they've had a drink.
Something nice for her in those [G] ten bags and a pair [C] of size twelve drawers.
I'll dance up on my own, and [G] I don't say [C] ganja, I can't well I can.
That's the fucking hammer.
And he said never do [F] mind, oh fucking oh, [G] I've been up to [C] my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in sod, [F] I'm fucking ringing, stop those [C] fucking sleigh bells ringing. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
Have you ever had bell bottom?
Cause [G] I'm going to shove it up your [C] fucking arse now. _
_ _ I'm [G] fucking telling you, [C] you'll have more bells than fucking Big Ben now boy.
Swat.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _
[D] Party games and Christmas [A] crackers getting out [D] of hand.
Rudolph's pissed up in the [A] corner chatting up [D] my gran. _
Santa's ratting us by the fire, [A] his cheeks are [D] all aglow.
I'm not surprised the fucking swat [A] have just smoked all [D] my blow.
He'll have the fucking [Gb] head now.
And he said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been up [D] to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Right, you fucking having it now.
We went outside to say goodbye [A] with Santa [D] on his way.
I said Santa please don't start the cry, [A] what they've done you [D] fucking slave.
I don't know who done it, [A] and we haven't got [D] no proof.
He said we're fucked on the insurance [A] cause it should have been [D] on the roof.
How do you poly comp?
He said never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I'm fucking ringing, stop those [D] fucking sleigh bells ringing.
Never do [G] mind, oh fucking [A] oh, I've been [D] up to my bollocks in snow.
I'm covered in [G] sod, I've been tucked up, shut those [D] fucking sleigh bells up.
_ [Gbm] _ _
[G] _ _ [A] _ [Abm] Fuck off.
Right, where's that fucker with the bells, cause he's fucking having it. _ _ _ _