Chords for funny rude xmas song (I'M JUST GETTING PISSED) by Stevie B

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[D] Christmas time has never been [G] the fun it's supposed to be
[A] Cos every year there's always [D] something bad [C#] happens to me
I [Bm] never get much Christmas [G] cheer and I'm not on any list
[A] You can keep your fucking ho ho ho, I'm just [D] getting pissed Ho ho!
_ _ I never had much luck in [G] life and I ain't got many friends
[A] Me kids come round on Christmas [G] day and they fuck right off again
[Bm] I get me token Christmas [G] socks, yeah a giant pack of ten
[A] But they eat my food and drink me [G] beer and then piss off [D] to their friends
What they do?
[G] They eat your [D] food and drink [A] your beer and piss off [D] to their friends
Well last year we bought a turkey [G] from a supermarket chain
[A] The manager there was really [G] helpful so we went back [D] there again
He showed us [F#] how to stuff a [G] turkey without all the strife
[A] But the only bird that bastard [G] stuffed was my brand new [D] Russian wife
And she liked [G] it
The only [D] thing that bastard [A] stuffed was me brand new Russian wife Sing it!
Christmas time's not a friend of [D] mine so I'm just getting pissed
[G] I've got a little [D] and it's my best friend with a [A] southern countlet twist
[D] My Christmas cheer is a pint of beer and a bag of chicken kiss
So I'm sending you a [A] big fat brick and I'm just getting [D] pissed
Pissed, pissed, you do that not best
I went out for a Christmas [G] do with all me mates from work
[A] And there was karaoke and [G] Kissagram and strippers, yeah [D] the worst
And I got off with a stripper
[G] Now all me mates just mocked
[A] Cos the bastards failed to tell me [G] that the stripper [A] had a cock
And a big [D] bastard
The bastard failed to [A] tell him that the stripper had a [D] cock
I think it's time for a [B] key change
Come on lads
[E] I got woke up on Christmas [A] Eve with banging on my roof
[B] Was it really Santa [E] Claus or was it Rudolph's hoof?
[C#m] Or was it elves all up there [A] sorting presents in the night?
No, [B] that big fat cunt from up the road [A] was nicking my Christmas light, [E] you bastard
That big fat cunt from [F#] up the road was nicking his [E] Christmas light Sing it!
Christmas time's no friend of mine so I'm just getting pissed
A bottle of Glen and Blight that went [Bm] with a Southern Comfort twist
[E] My Christmas cheer is a pint of beer and a bag of chicken crisps
Oh say Nick you're a big fat prick and I'm just getting pissed
_ Christmas time's no friend of mine so I'm just getting pissed
A bottle of Glen [F#] and Blight that went [Bm] with a Southern Comfort twist
[E] My Christmas cheer is a pint of beer and a bag of chicken crisps
Oh say Nick you're a big fat prick [G] and I'm just [C#m] getting pissed
Oh say Nick [B] you're a big fat prick and I'm just getting pissed
[A] I'll say Nick [E] you're a big fat prick [F#] and I'm just getting pissed
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_ _ [D#] Whooooaaaaaa
[E] Christmas time's no friend of mine so I'm just getting pissed
[A] But Mother Glenn [E] is my [F#] best friend with a zard on [B] comfort swiss
My Christmas cheer with a pint of beer and a bag of chicken [E] crisps
I'll say Nick you're a big fat prick [G#] and I'm just getting pissed
[E] I'll say Nick you're a big fat prick [Bm] and I'm just [E] getting pissed
[A] I'll say Nick [F#] you're a big fat prick and I'm just [E] getting pissed
Ho ho ho you bastard _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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