Chords for I'm A Wanker Song
Tempo:
100.35 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
C
A
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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My mother said that I never [B] should play with the naughty rude girls [D] in the wood.
Their [G] giggling talk I could never understand, [B] and that's why I fell in love with my [D] right [C] hand.
[A] And [D] that's why [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a [G] wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
And I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and I'm always pulling my hood.
[D] I was twenty [G]-five years old [D] before [G] I was kissed, [A] and then I found that I preferred a swift one [D] off the wrist.
It's [G] cheap and convenient, [D] you can't [G] catch PT.
[A] It's available at any time, and it's [D] absolutely free.
[C] [A] And that's why [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a [D] wanker, and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
Oh, [D] Mrs.
[C] Pond and your [G] five lovely daughters, [C] thank you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got [G] pains in my [C] arms and my tongue [G] is growing shorter.
[C] My knees [G] have turned to water [D] and I think [G] I'm going blind.
[D] I've wanked [G] over [D] Italy, I've wanked [G] over Spain.
[E] I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had [D] a wank in a train.
I've [G] used a badger [D] and a melon [G] and a cat, [Am] an inflatable in the love lace and a Davy [D] Crockett hat.
[C]
[Bm] And that's why [D] [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and [G] I'm always pulling my hood.
Oh, Mrs.
Pond [C] and your five [G] lovely daughters, [C] thank [G] you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got pains [G] in my arms [C] and my tongue is [G] getting shorter.
My knees have turned to [D] water and I think I'm [G] going blind.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [C] and it does me [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
He's a wanker, he's a wanker, [C] and it does him [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, he's a wanker, [D] and I'm always pulling my hood.
[G] [C] [G]
Their [G] giggling talk I could never understand, [B] and that's why I fell in love with my [D] right [C] hand.
[A] And [D] that's why [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a [G] wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
And I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and I'm always pulling my hood.
[D] I was twenty [G]-five years old [D] before [G] I was kissed, [A] and then I found that I preferred a swift one [D] off the wrist.
It's [G] cheap and convenient, [D] you can't [G] catch PT.
[A] It's available at any time, and it's [D] absolutely free.
[C] [A] And that's why [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a [D] wanker, and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
Oh, [D] Mrs.
[C] Pond and your [G] five lovely daughters, [C] thank you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got [G] pains in my [C] arms and my tongue [G] is growing shorter.
[C] My knees [G] have turned to water [D] and I think [G] I'm going blind.
[D] I've wanked [G] over [D] Italy, I've wanked [G] over Spain.
[E] I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had [D] a wank in a train.
I've [G] used a badger [D] and a melon [G] and a cat, [Am] an inflatable in the love lace and a Davy [D] Crockett hat.
[C]
[Bm] And that's why [D] [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and [G] I'm always pulling my hood.
Oh, Mrs.
Pond [C] and your five [G] lovely daughters, [C] thank [G] you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got pains [G] in my arms [C] and my tongue is [G] getting shorter.
My knees have turned to [D] water and I think I'm [G] going blind.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [C] and it does me [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
He's a wanker, he's a wanker, [C] and it does him [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, he's a wanker, [D] and I'm always pulling my hood.
[G] [C] [G]
Key:
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_ My mother said that I never [B] should play with the naughty rude girls [D] in the wood.
Their [G] giggling talk I could never understand, [B] and that's why I fell in love with my [D] right [C] hand.
_ [A] And [D] that's why [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a [G] wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
And I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and I'm always pulling my hood.
[D] I was twenty [G]-five years old [D] before [G] I was kissed, [A] and then I found that I preferred a swift one [D] off the wrist.
It's [G] cheap and convenient, [D] you can't [G] catch PT.
[A] It's available at any time, and it's [D] absolutely free.
[C] _ [A] And that's why _ _ [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a [D] wanker, and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
Oh, [D] Mrs.
[C] Pond and your [G] five lovely daughters, [C] thank you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got [G] pains in my [C] arms and my tongue [G] is growing shorter.
[C] My knees [G] have turned to water [D] and I think [G] I'm going blind.
[D] I've wanked [G] over [D] Italy, I've wanked [G] over Spain.
[E] I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had [D] a wank in a train.
I've [G] used a badger [D] and a melon [G] and a cat, [Am] an inflatable in the love lace and a Davy [D] Crockett hat.
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[Bm] And that's why [D] _ [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and [G] I'm always pulling my hood.
Oh, _ Mrs.
Pond [C] and your five [G] lovely daughters, [C] thank [G] you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got pains [G] in my arms [C] and my tongue is [G] getting shorter.
My knees have turned to [D] water and I think I'm [G] going blind.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [C] and it does me [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
He's a wanker, he's a wanker, [C] and it does him [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, he's a wanker, [D] and I'm always pulling my hood.
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_ My mother said that I never [B] should play with the naughty rude girls [D] in the wood.
Their [G] giggling talk I could never understand, [B] and that's why I fell in love with my [D] right [C] hand.
_ [A] And [D] that's why [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a [G] wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
And I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and I'm always pulling my hood.
[D] I was twenty [G]-five years old [D] before [G] I was kissed, [A] and then I found that I preferred a swift one [D] off the wrist.
It's [G] cheap and convenient, [D] you can't [G] catch PT.
[A] It's available at any time, and it's [D] absolutely free.
[C] _ [A] And that's why _ _ [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it really well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a [D] wanker, and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
Oh, [D] Mrs.
[C] Pond and your [G] five lovely daughters, [C] thank you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got [G] pains in my [C] arms and my tongue [G] is growing shorter.
[C] My knees [G] have turned to water [D] and I think [G] I'm going blind.
[D] I've wanked [G] over [D] Italy, I've wanked [G] over Spain.
[E] I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had [D] a wank in a train.
I've [G] used a badger [D] and a melon [G] and a cat, [Am] an inflatable in the love lace and a Davy [D] Crockett hat.
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[Bm] And that's why [D] _ [G] I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and [G] I'm always pulling my hood.
Oh, _ Mrs.
Pond [C] and your five [G] lovely daughters, [C] thank [G] you for having [A] me and being [D] oh so kind.
I've got pains [G] in my arms [C] and my tongue is [G] getting shorter.
My knees have turned to [D] water and I think I'm [G] going blind.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [C] and it does me [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, [D] and I'm always [G] pulling my hood.
He's a wanker, he's a wanker, [C] and it does him [G] good, like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, he's a wanker, [D] and I'm always pulling my hood.
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